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Do relationships really fall apart?
Do relationships really fall apart? Or did you know deep down that certain things were inevitable?
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stop putting touchscreens in cars and get to the features people actually want: oscillating vent fans, visors that move automatically to block the sun, and the ability to fire red koopa shells at people who change lanes without using their turn signal
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Triage cancer diagnosis this weeek.
If I don’t have it, I’m gonna keep doing what I’m doing
If I do have it, I’m gonna keep doing what I’m doing.
I’m gonna substantially make the world a better place via compassion and positivity and I’ll be damned if some fucking cancer could be in my way
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Haha update from the doc.
Ok maybe I have cancer but I can’t do anything til Monday so don’t worry
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Seeing all my friends getting married is crazy.
I’m on tumblr playing video games on discord
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they should serve eggnog year round as a controversial milk
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