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The Splatnet clothing drops have been incredibly lackluster... The app is useful for battle, yes, but I can find better clothes (with far more variety) on Eelbay.

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Global warming.

Happy Big Run. I wonder how all that water got there.

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Penis blast

STOP SENDING ME GENITALIA EXPLOSIONS THEY'RE VERY GRAPHIC AND GO DIRECTLY INTO MY BRAIN.

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The consequences of 'silly' within chaos.

Due to unforeseen circumstances, I am moving apartments.

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Why are you posting THAT using MY HOTSPOT??

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Tip: Do not do this. The charger does not like it.

Tip: To get a charger out of position, throw a bomb at them.

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Hm. There's something missing here...

most embarrassing thing that happened to you

A bunch of embarrassing things have happened to me. Some I don't wish to disclose on my blog.

Hm...

It'd probably be the time when I was a child, and I didn't ever want to wear my glasses. I ended up not being able to see where I was going and smacked right into a door at full speed. The aftermath was I had a big bruise for a bit where I got smacked in the face.

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Every day I wake up

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Aliens are very real. They simply hate us because of the way we run our society.

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Do not bring your chaos here. We have enough already.

Stop using my antennae's natural connection as a hotspot. It gives me migraines. My wifi is literally my brainwaves. Stop.

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Stop using my antennae's natural connection as a hotspot. It gives me migraines. My wifi is literally my brainwaves. Stop.

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As far as I know, there is now law against such. Not that I do any of that unless I feel it is absolutely needed.

"why did you choose the name cuttlefrsh"? um there wasnt enough room for cuttlefresh,,,,,,,,

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(Anon that asked on your Shadow here) So why are you associated with the Shadow Selves anyway? Do you just watch over them so they don't cause trouble or something?

I am the only one who can detect them before they form thanks to my connection to electrical devices through my headpiece. I do not necessarily "watch over" them, but I do ensure that they do not cause chaos and disorder. Some shadows are more violent than others...

I seem to be the only person who cares about these endeavors, anyhow. The only one who's tracked and has knowledge on most of them... It's a second job, of sorts.

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Control them, probe them, read them... So on and so forth.

"why did you choose the name cuttlefrsh"? um there wasnt enough room for cuttlefresh,,,,,,,,

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I would probe your mind for the memory of it, but it seems like you don't hold that much memory capacity in the first place to store that...

"why did you choose the name cuttlefrsh"? um there wasnt enough room for cuttlefresh,,,,,,,,

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Having individuals fall from high in the air makes them easier targets. The fall is slower than the ascent.

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opinions on fierce, yaoi boy

He is somewhat annoying and his instinctive nature worries me at times. I wish he had more thoughts in his head and at least would let a little order into his life.