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[not-gwengracecameron]

Account change to @gwengracecameron everyone!

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Grace giggled, smiling widely.

"I like your horns. They suit you."

"wait really?" She touches her horns self consciously, " this isn't a prank... right?"

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"I'd like that."

"I like your horns. They suit you."

"wait really?" She touches her horns self consciously, " this isn't a prank... right?"

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"Oh, thank you." She smiled.

"I like your horns. They suit you."

"wait really?" She touches her horns self consciously, " this isn't a prank... right?"

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"Grace." She takes her hand and shakes it.

"I like your horns. They suit you."

"wait really?" She touches her horns self consciously, " this isn't a prank... right?"

[not-gwengracecameron]

"Omg these are so cool!"

"Ooo"

"Hell yeah!"

Hihii!! I'm Mireya, can we be friends?

☆ @mireya-the-awkward-extrovert

"Yes!"

"I like friends..."

"Friendship!"

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"Mama, I just got attacked by a fucking rooster!" Gwen came bursting into the house.

"Mum's at work- wait what?" Grace looked up from feeding Lochan, who giggled as he smacked away the spoon for the eighth time. It spilt on his highchair.

Grace sighed, going to clean it up.

"You got attacked by a rooster? Are you sure it was a rooster?"

"No, it was a pig- Yes I got attacked by a fu-uh flipping rooster!"

"Jesus, who peed in your fruity pebbles?" Cameron said dryly, not looking up from his homework.

"The flipping rooster." Gwen huffed.

Grace stopped cleaning. "Cameron, where have you heard of a lot of rooster attacks recently?"

"no wher- oh fu-"

Gwen coughed, nodding to Lochan, who was now playing with his spilt food.

"Mum's pulled not one, not two, but three gods?" Cameron said, mouth agape.

"Not just gods, but Olympians."

"I mean, could be more." She looked at Lochan.

They stared at him for a moment. He stopped playing with his food as he stared back.

"What on earth-"

"Whatever. Right, when mum gets home, you gotta tell her." Grace said firmly.

"I literally came bursting in announcing it." Gwen deadpanned.

"Lucky you..." Cameron muttered.

"What the hell does that mean?"

"Nothing!"

"Yeah right-"

"Woah, woah. Stop." Gwen spoke up. "You're not going to fist fight each other in here. Mum gets home at 5."

"But it's a Saturday. She normally finishes later." Cameron pointed out.

"Bar shuts early today. Something about repairs."

"Oh, yeah- OH HOLY SHIT-" A rooster tapped the window.

'WATCH YOUR FUCKING LANGUAGE AROUND LOCHAN!"

Gwen facepalmed.

"S-shit." Lochan sputtered out before giggling.

"Did he-" Cameron tailed off.

"Yep. His first word was shit." Grace said quietly.

"Oh, Mum's going to murder us." Gwen whispered, staring at Lochan again.

The rooster tapped the window again.

"Motherclucker!"

Grace closed the curtains as the rooster tapping again more agressively.

"Okay, well, that rooster's damn determined." She sighed as it continued to tap.

Cameron suddenly stood up, went outside and swore at the rooster in ancient greek.

"Leave my sister the fuck alone you absolute fucking-"

"That's not English." Gwen was stunned.

"No. No it was not."

"Why the hell did I understand it?"

Grace stayed quiet for a second. "Mum can explain that one."

"Mum's going to have a lot to explain."

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[not-gwengracecameron]

gwen is hot.(you all are but like she's my type)

"Thank you Anon!"

"Aye thank you- Gwen stop malfunctioning."

"I just got called hot for the first time, I'm going to malfunction."

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Hihii!! I'm Mireya, can we be friends?

☆ @mireya-the-awkward-extrovert

"Yes!"

"I like friends..."

"Friendship!"

[not-gwengracecameron]

do yall have faceclaims?

(Not me forgetting to add those-)

"Of course we do! We have faces."

"Yeah, didn't we- oh we didn't add photos."

"Oh. let me just-"

Gwen:

Grace:

Cameron:

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"Bingo." She gave some fingers guns, before cringing slightly. "Sorry..."

"I don't want too."

"Gwen, it's just your siblings. You literally sleep three feet from them."

"Yeah, I don't have to talk to them when they're sleeping."

"Are you saying you've gone 3 weeks without talking to any of your siblings?"

Gwen stayed quiet.

"How did you manage that? You haven't shut up since you were 2."

"Cameron!"

"What? It's the truth!"

"Go!" Grace pushed them towards you.

"What? No- oh, hi."

“I- uhh… hiii…?”

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"Nice to meet you." She said awkwardly. She was hopeless at meeting new people.

"I don't want too."

"Gwen, it's just your siblings. You literally sleep three feet from them."

"Yeah, I don't have to talk to them when they're sleeping."

"Are you saying you've gone 3 weeks without talking to any of your siblings?"

Gwen stayed quiet.

"How did you manage that? You haven't shut up since you were 2."

"Cameron!"

"What? It's the truth!"

"Go!" Grace pushed them towards you.

"What? No- oh, hi."

“I- uhh… hiii…?”

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"No. I like them. They're unique." She smiled.

"I like your horns. They suit you."

"wait really?" She touches her horns self consciously, " this isn't a prank... right?"

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"Uh... I'm Gwen, if you didn't know yet." They stared down at their feet.

"Where was this energy when they were cursing us out yesterday..."

Grace dragged him away.

"I don't want too."

"Gwen, it's just your siblings. You literally sleep three feet from them."

"Yeah, I don't have to talk to them when they're sleeping."

"Are you saying you've gone 3 weeks without talking to any of your siblings?"

Gwen stayed quiet.

"How did you manage that? You haven't shut up since you were 2."

"Cameron!"

"What? It's the truth!"

"Go!" Grace pushed them towards you.

"What? No- oh, hi."

“I- uhh… hiii…?”

[not-gwengracecameron]

The Jordan siblings.exe

Opening....

Welcome new user!

Move Cameron- Hi. You better not be fucking snooping in our personal business. This is for confidential purposes only. Don't make me remove your eyeballs with a plastic-

Don't threaten them!

If it gets the point across, please continue. This is entertaining.

You two are so predictable-

document ready!

Name: Gwen Jordan

Basics:

Godly Parent: Ares

Gender: Genderfluid (She/they)

Age: 14

Birthday: 23th of July, 2010

Colour: Red

Demigod shit:

Powers: Telumkinesis, Odikinesis, Necromancy (limited to the dead of a losing side of a battle), Enhanced physical prowess (I know, I'm cringing too), fighting skills and intelligence (not that she uses it.) (Cameron, I swear-)

Weapons: A black metal strafe that also changes into a spear

Fatal Flaw: Impulsive

Time at camp: 3 weeks

Name: Grace Jordan

The very basics of me:

Godly Parent: Athena

Gender: Female (She/her)

Age: 17

Birthday: 6th of April, 2007

Colour: Blue

Powers and Weapons:

Powers: Smart. Gwen, go back to doing your own. No. Gwen for crying out-

Enhanced intelligence, Craftsmanship, Audiokinesis, Telumkinesis and Enhance Physical Prowess.

(Wow you're powers are like a less cool version of Gwen's) (Careful, she'll put you in time out)

Weapons: Mainly my fists but I carry a dagger for monsters

Fatal Flaw: Zero self-pervasion

Time at camp: 2 years

Name: Cameron Jordan

What I'd put on my hinge profile:

Godly Parent: Diyonus Dyonus Dioyous idk the wine dude (Please don't smite me I just cant spell)

Gender: Male (He/him)

Age: 16

Birthday: 19 of September 2008

Colour: Green

Godly half things:

Powers: Acting?, Chlorokinesis and causing or curing madness. (Grace, I take back what I said earlier)

Weapons: Bow & arrow

Fatal Flaw: Stubborn

Time at camp: 1 year

Important posts:

faceclaims

Ooc:

Hello

It's me, the mod.

I'm kinda doing a reset with this account

I do run @love-lightning-forethought and @nightboyandwatergirl

I won't be referencing these accounts

If you do know me from these accounts and found this one, hi! Welcome to the secret account.

I'm open for romantic relationships for my characters

I use one tag and it's #the jordan siblings argue over the account

Peace!