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Just some of B. Dylan Hollis’ funniest moments, because we could all use a bit of a laugh.

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I love how Terry Pratchett weaves these interesting, beautiful, inspiring ideas through his stories only to find 3/4th of the way through it was all build up for an incredibly cheap pun.

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i feel like this is exactly how i sound when i post on here

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MINECRAFT STEVE from MINECRAFT got an abortion!

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they're adding new pvp features to pinterest

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Red Triangle slug (Triboniophorus graeffei).

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the noble decomposer

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people who don't wear glasses are so weird like you just wake up and your eyes are pussy fresh??

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a gallon of milk but with this kind of cap:

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it’s so bizarre when animated American films are set in a certain location and then only certain characters have the accents of that place. It makes no damn sense!! like

WHY IS SHE MORE FRENCH THAN THE REST OF THEM???

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Holy shit… on my dash??? In 2024?!?!

“average person eats 3 spiders a year” factoid actualy just statistical error. average person eats 0 spiders per year. Spiders Georg, who lives in cave & eats over 10,000 each day, is an outlier adn should not have been counted

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Where do you see yourself in 5 years?

Look buddy, i’m just trying to make it to Friday.

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I’ve told this story ten thousand times and I will tell it for the ten thousandth and first: whenever I think about wearing a costume to work on Halloween, I remember the time I saw a doctor breaking what must have been devastating news to a sobbing patient while the doc was dressed as a ketchup bottle.

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"Brandi Broke gave birth to twenty-three babies, and the twenty-fourth was on their way before I finally released her from her agony and quit the game."

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Remember this viral post? Wanda and Jamal and her husband Lonnie are the most wholesome people, this story brought tears to my eyes originally and I am crying once more learning from Jamal's social media that Lonnie has sadly passed away.

Rest in Peace, Lonnie :(