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Switching blogs!

hello everyone! 

so I’ve been mulling this decision over for a while, and have been too lazy to actually do anything but the time has come... Not having this blog not be my primary account was bugging me, so I’ve finally decided to bite the bullet and just go through the work of manually rearranging my blogs (because tumblr won't let me just switch which blog is my primary one sadly) so this is no longer my musical theatre blog!

Please go follow @fuck-me-gently-with-a-slurpee ! that will be where I primarily post now, and hopefully, I’ll talk myself into being more active as well aha

thanks!

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prediction: no matter how good or bad it is, the dear evan hansen movie will be financially successful, and when that is combined with the recent success of other musical films (mamma mia 2, the greatest showman, etc), we will be launched into a new golden age of movie musicals that will inevitably culminate in a remake of little shop of horrors with a horrifically bad cgi audrey ii 

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Kid blink is too much of a mouthful I vote we just start calling him kink

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Jack Kelly is a bit of a dumbass

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Hi! I’d like to find some Newsies Mutuals/Friends!

I’m a newsies fanfiction blog (but I also reblog other musicals/things I like sometimes). I would absolutely die for Finch, but I also love all the other newsies <3

My top three other musicals are Addams Family, Les Mis, and Heathers! 

Please reblog if you’re interested in maybe being friends! 

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i feel understanding of connor murphy as a complex and morally gray character rather than a villain in this chili’s tonight

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Crutchie’s calling me dumb crip’s just too damn SWOLE

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The Grinning Man! 1000010% (the whole soundtrack is on YouTube!)

Ya know what,

I’m interesting in finding some new musicals. Some off-brand musicals. Some “oh I didn’t know that existed” type musicals. 

So, what are some musicals that you think fit the bill? (pun intended.)

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when you know act ii is gonna be full of tears and shit but all the songs are bops™

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My director literally said this very thing to us during rehearsals omg, and the girl playing Medda was like sorry what

newsies but when crutchie gets taken to the refuge they all start singing mmm whatcha say

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What do you mean this isn’t carrying the banner?

Race: gimme my fucking cigar

Albert: *sticks tongue out*

Specs: oh my god Henry is shaving

Henry: shut up I’m seeing my mom

Albert: ur mom’s a hoe

Everyone: fuck u

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legend has it if you stand in front of your mirror at exactly 3am and say ‘everyone in spring awakening is straight’ jonathan groff appears and kicks the shit out of you

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I’d love if people asked me some of these! ❤️

send me a fruit

peach: do you have any piercings or tattoos?

raspberry: favorite flower?

lemon: do you have any pets? what are their names?

mango: what is your trademark?

passion fruit: how would you describe your style?

pineapple: sexual orientation?

strawberry: favorite desserts?

cherry: can you play any musical instruments or can you sing?

grape: if you could take a vacation anywhere in the world, where would you go?

banana: favorite horror movies?

blackberry: is your life an action film, a comedy, a romantic comedy, or drama?

pomegranate: when do you feel the most confident?

cantaloupe: what are your parents’ names?

guava: dark & dramatic makeup or natural makeup?

tangelo: if you could be any mythical creature, which would you be?

plum: favorite clothing brands?

coconut: favorite perfume?

lychee: satin or lace?

blueberry: what do you want to dress up as for halloween?

apple: what do you use more, tumblr or twitter?

kiwi: what’s something that fascinates you?

watermelon: do you have a job? if so, what is your job title?

papaya: what song describes your aesthetic?

cranberry: favorite time of the day; morning, afternoon, dusk, or night?

nectarine: would you consider yourself an emotional person?

orange: do you have long eyelashes?

apricot: what do you do when you’re sad?

star fruit: favorite sea creature?

dragonfruit: do you drink alcohol?

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I am playing Jack Kelly (I’m on the right btw) in my schools production of Newsies with two of my best friends playing Davey and Kath and it’s just a grand ol’ time (also stress because ya girl is not a tenor, but she is doing her best!!!)

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musicals as other musicals: some awful takes

Dear Evan Hansen: Little Shop of Horrors with cellphones

Wicked: Legally Oz

Next to Normal: Dear Evan Hansen except all the songs are “Good for You”

Newsies: Disney Les Misérables™

Hamilton: NyQuil dream 1776

Natasha, Pierre, and the Great Comet of 1812: NyQuil dream Hamilton

Beauty and the Beast: chilled-out Phantom of the Opera

Fun Home: no good analog because there is so little wlw representation on Broadway. Put more wlw in musicals

Matilda: Spring Awakening Jr.

Les Misérables: Annie, but the sun does not come out tomorrow

Chicago: Waitress gone wrong

Add your own!

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