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oops its a whole comic, anyway here you go 

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🌈 gadgetshubonly on IG

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I can’t stop laughing, these jokes are so lame but so damn funny xD

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this au got me laying awake at 3am thinking abt steven surviving a job interview

bonus:

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the fact that community colleges are seen as less valid and for “stupid” people is a result of classism and in this essay I will-

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Poor Athena

Apollo: Say, what were you guy's childhoods like? Artemis and I grew up on a small island with our mother.

Ares: Here on Olympus. It was cushy but boring. I'm glad to get out when I can.

Hephaestus: I grew up on the island of Lemnos. A blacksmith took me in and taught me the trade. It was hard work, but I'm a better man for it.

Hermes: I lived in a cave in a forest with my mother. It was peaceful. What about you, Athena?

Athena: *traumatic flashbacks of growing up in the depraved and terrifying depths of Zeus's mind*

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Post "My Goodbye"

(Athena is going through her 12th box of tissues. Ares is patting her back.)

Ares: Got you some more books.

Athena (sadly looks at them): I used to read those with Odysseus.

Ares (slides them away): How about sparring? That always makes you feel better.

Athena (sinks into pillow): Odysseus was good at sparring.

Ares (to himself): So help me, Odysseus, if my uncle doesn't kill you, I will.

Athena: Ares?

Ares: Yeah?

Athena: There IS something that might make me feel better.

Ares: What?

Athena (meekly): Well, I read that petting puppies can help.

Ares:...

Athena: It can lower stress and elevate mood.

Ares:...

Athena (baby owl eyes)

Ares (sighing): (turns into a puppy)

Athena (smiling as she gets to pet the pup)

Ares: If you tell anyone about this, I will test your immortality.

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You can find Aphrodite when you gush over romcoms. You can find Zeus when the rain pours and soaks your hair. You can find Hera when you're loyal to your friends and partners. You can find Ares when you argue with your parents over the causes you believe in. You can find Apollo when the sun caresses your cheek.

The gods are everywhere—you just need to know where to look.

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I love the idea of every god that agreed to free Ody helping him out during 600 strike

Because, let's be honest, as cool as the song is, there is no way in hell a mere mortal could ever do that to Poseidon. I mean, he's on the same power level as Zeus ffs.

So, I like the headcanon that he received divine help. Just imagine:

Zeus finds the whole thing hilarious so he provides thunder and lightning to set the mood and complete the aesthetic. Seriously, his brother is getting tortured with his own trident by a puny human who's taunting him with his own philosophy. It doesn't get any more ironic than that.

Apollo and Hades unknowingly have the same idea; Apollo provides a sick beat while Hades releases those 600 souls from the Underworld so they can be the chorus.

Ares is taking over since Athena is busy recovering. After all, she did promise him bloodshed (plus he already hated his uncle prior to this event due to the whole Alcippe incident).

Hera isn't super keen on Poseidon either (since he too is a serial cheater on his wife) so she just watches in amusement. After Ody says "next to my wife" she just sends Zeus a glare.

Aphrodite sparks that flame of love he feels for his family and comrades in Ody's heart, giving him additional strength.

Hermes and Aeolus are watching from the side, eating popcorn and probably filming it so they can show Athena (and so they can later have blackmail to taunt Poseidon with).

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Odysseus: Ares!

Ares (appears): Hey, what's...

Drunken singing: 99 bottles of brains on the wall! 99 bottles of braaaains!

Ares (looks towards the noise): Athena?

Athena (struggling to stand and offers a goofy grin)

Ares (to Odysseus): Explain this.

Odysseus: We were celebrating the first week back in Ithaca and she...might have gotten carried away.

Athena (almost falls on some servants)

Odysseus: She nearly stepped on Telemachus by accident, then cried.

Athena (tearfully): I'm sorry, little wolf!

Ares (sighing): I'll take her back home. Come on, Sis.

Athena (shaking her head): I wanna stay. Penelope’s going to show me her new quilt.

Ares: She can show you later.

Athena (pouting): I want to see it tonight.

Ares: I'll make sure you can see it tomorrow morning.

Athena: Promise?

Ares (nodding as he gives her a piggyback ride)

Athena (happily): You’re the best brother ever.

Ares:...in the whole world?

Athena: In the whole world!

Ares (turning to Odysseus): You're a witness to her saying that. Back me up tomorrow when I remind her.

Odysseus: It might be dangerous if I do.

Ares: It might be dangerous if you don't.

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Aphrodite who cries for the people who hurt themselves because self love is love too

Artemis who doesn’t hunt animals anymore (humans do it enough) She now walks in clubs looking to hunt the real animal

Athena who donates hundreds of books to local libraries and schools

Apollo who watches all street musicians hoping their talents can get them a little money (He gives more than a little)

Dionysus who watches over everyone’s drinks at the bar making sure they stay safe

Zeus who makes it rain for the couples that just want to frolic and dance and kiss in the rain

Hera who donates to woman’s and SA survivors shelters

Ares who is at the forefront of every protest because those are battles too

Hestia who holds and keeps thousands of secrets so the ones who whispered them into flame don’t have to

Hades who let’s families get one last goodbye to a loved one before they die

Persephone who personally makes sure that the ones taken too early feel safe and secure in the Underworld

Demeter who gives Her best crops to food banks and homeless shelters

Hecate who is a street magician and does actual magical for the kids

Poseidon who finds the best seashells and leaves them on the beach for someone to find and treasure

the Gods aren’t gone they ARE the little things in life

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Ares, seeing 17 year old Penelope swoon over Odysseus: [sighs] I can't believe you're getting so worked up about some... guy.

Penelope: This one is different. He's smart, and he's kind...

Ares: Please!

Penelope: He would never do anything to hurt me.

Ares: He's a guy!

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LOOK WHAT YOU'VE TURNED ME INTO. LOOK WHAT WE'VE BECOME.

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a lot of people have said this already but

warrior!penelope with ares as her mentor

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I turn to Ares.

Thanks to Tyler Miles Lockett who allowed me to draw inspiration from his ARES piece for page 2! Look at his etsy page it's SICK

⚔️ If you want to read some queer retelling of arturian legends have a look at my webtoon

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it should be illegal to take a nap and still have a headache when you wake up. like no i shut it off and back on again why are you still here

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Somwhere before God Games