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"I hope this email finds you well!"

How the email finds me:

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merry christmas all hail shark jesus

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Not going to live the rest of my life and not going to kill myself but a secret third thing

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Amen to that little dude

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Avatar 3 should be about the first time I made gnocchi with a garlic parmesan sauce

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laurent @ kastor

he’s so incredibly triggered by this

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So let me get this straight

1. Elon Musk buys Twitter

2. Elon Musk unbans Andrew Tate

3. Andrew Tate picks a fight with Greta Thunberg

4. Greta Thunberg ratios the shit out him

5. He gets mad and posts a video response

6. There's a Romanian pizza box in the video which twigs Romanian police of his location

7. He is raided and arrested for human trafficking

That is some fabulous fuck-around-find-out shit and a great end to the year.

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A moment of light during the siege

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