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-5

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is somebody gonna match my [neurodivergence]...

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Asexual Jason Todd is actually the secret weapon of Batman.

Let me explain.

Every major female foes of the Bat used their sex appeal at one moment to distract the police, Arkham guards...

But, imagine Ivy increasing again and again and again the power of her pollen and Red Hood does not react. Maybe sneezing.

Circea trying to play whith his mind and

"Wtf are you doing ? Stop moving your hands like that."

Every teen heros getting caught lurking on Kori or Power Girl and he doesn't understand why those idiots can't start the meeting. Wtf does "My eyes are here" even mean.

Evil foreigner billionaire sending a spy to seduce the oldest boy in the family still in Gotham to steal informations on WayneTech and after a party of dancing and talking, with innuendos bigger than his arms, the dude takes back the girl in his plaza room to be sure she's safe and fall asleep on the floor.

Meanwhile the spy doesn't know if she lost her talents of if Jason has a really strong mind.

If Jason was Batman from the start, first encounter with catwoman, take 1 :

"What arrre you going to do, arrrest me ?

- Yes.

- Wait, what ?"

Jason going to college and always being invited to girls night when they're going to bars or nightclubs because they have a 6'6 werewolf with them to dissuaded the other guys and they feel secure because they can't recall one time he tried something that made them uncomfortable, or just something in fact.

Never hit on a girl, loves litterature, takes great care of his body...Jason Todd is the only gothamite unaware he's a gay icone.

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i just know that somewhere in the afterlife, martha and thomas wayne are most definitely judging their son for his lifestyle choices. yes, they’re very proud of him for making a difference in the world, but i think bruce going around gotham in a fursuit and beating up criminals in the middle of the night kinda deserves some criticism.

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vampire bats

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Batman: Wayne Family Adventures Jason Todd as Wonder Boy

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everyone come look at this fucking AITA post i just saw

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battinson deserves a snarky 10 year old damnit

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The kids (Duke, Damian and Dick) are yelling in the other room

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pov you adopted a kid but you forgot hes not usamerican

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They are eepy 🥺

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Dick visiting Damian (serial-sibling-sweater-stealer 😔)

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Gotta teach em young

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i didnt get to finish this special birthday boy art in time for his birthday

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Nightwing 108 variant cover by Dan Mora

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I think Jason should use the All Blades for more mundane shit