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Episode 1-20: P.S. I Lo...

Celebrities referenced in this episode:

Taylor Hanson

Howard Cosell

Patton (possibly referencing movie, not person)

Anna Nicole Smith

Mary Kay Letourneau

Emma Goldman

Meryl Streep

Regis Philbin

Goofus

Gallant

Lane bought Rory's stuff at the market, and said "you don't have to avoid the market," to which Rory replied "I'm NOT avoiding the market," which implies that Rory didn't TELL Lane that she was avoiding the market, which leads to the question: what was Rory's "cover story" to get Lane to pick up her stuff, if not "I'm avoiding Dean" which is a PERFECTLY REASONABLE STORY to tell your bff.

N: I liked those cat potholders, but I did NOT like the noise they made. A: Those are the worst potholders. N: Do you ever accidentally read "potholder" as "poth older"? A: Yes.

N: The Cat Club? But it has an H. A: It says "Le," so I guess it's supposed to be French. But in that case, I think it should really be "Le Club Chat."

N: Oh, I bet Luke and Rachel are going to run into Max and Lorelai at that birthday dinner. A: Oh, totally! [this never happened] [also we never found out the end of Luke's storyline AT ALL] [did Rachel like the presents?????]

[Lorelai is jumping on Rory like a goddamn puppy] N: NO SHOES ON THE BED LORELAI

N: You cannot invite someone to your house and NOT warn them how your mom will react. A: Alternately, maybe tell your mom that you're having a boy STUDY PARTNER over so she doesn't interrogate him. N: I mean, she'd still interrogate him. A: That's true. But at least everyone would be prepared.

N: Does Luke's deliver?! A: I don't see how.

N: So, is Paris back to being mean and snipey? Snippy? Snipey. A: It is her natural state of being. She had to snap back.

[Paris says something about being observant and Rory says she's going to "stick a telescope on her head and put her under a dome"] A: Wait, she wants to - oh. Like an observatory. Because she's observant. N: You know, I've read more than one book that takes place under a dome. A: Is one of them Under the Dome? N: Yes. But only one.

"It's not like the lumberjack look will ever go out. It won't." VERY PRESCIENT, LORELAI.

[Rachel catches Lorelai dressing Luke] A: You NEVER dress another woman's man! N: Or give another man's wife a foot massage.

A&N, simultaneously: Edward Herrman, aw. N: I listened to him for over 26 hours reading a book. He was really good. A: I listened to him sing "Tomorrow." SOLO FOR THE PRESIDENT.

N: OH MY GOD MAX YOU IDIOT. Never discuss with Rory stuff that Lorelai tells you ABOUT her. A: And Lorelai talked to Dean. EVERYONE IS SO INAPPROPRIATE.

A: This isn't about you, Maaaaaaaaax. N: We are talking about RORY tonight. We can talk about US later.

A: Emily is feeling soooooo vindicated right now with Rory at her house. N: She is enjoying some delicious gloat pie.

A: Why was Taylor Hanson involved in that analogy about saying "I love you"? N: She was just picking someone she thought Rory would like. She was wrong.

N: SHE NEVER ORDERED THE PIZZA A: RORY NEEDS THAT PIZZA

#Gilmore Girls #foot massage #pulp fiction

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Episode 1-19 Emily in Wonderland

Netanel Ganin

What is Rory’s Hair Red Thing?

Anna Marquardt

barrette

Anna Marquardt

or clip

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Emily has some good passive aggressive comments [re: Lorelai's big head]

also Rory has a largish head as well

so that checks out

Anna Marquardt

hahahaha was Lorelai's head SO big

that she would just FALL over

#RareChairs

The Emily Gilmore Story

Netanel Ganin

fun fact — i do not like artichokes

i like artichoke HEARTS

OH HO

Emily does not KNOW

about Kim’s Antiques!!!

Anna Marquardt

SECRET KIM ANTIQUES

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and Rory doesn’t know about HINTS

RORY

when someone gives you

THE EYE

“DIDN'T THAT BURN DOWN?”

that means

“yes”

wait is this still Rachel?

did her jeans travel from the past?

Anna Marquardt

I keep forgetting that Rachel is here

her jeans are time-traveling

Netanel Ganin

yo, “sisterhood of the time-traveling pants”

would read

WOULD read

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hahahahahahahah

that's for time-traveling pants

Netanel Ganin

[re:Rachel's comment about wanting a child like Rory]

well if you want one like her

I know where Christopher is

Anna Marquardt

Lorelei and Rachel's DAY OF FUN

Netanel Ganin

are you riffing on friends?!

F.R.I.E.N.D.S

Anna Marquardt

I don't know

AM I ?!?!

(I am)

Netanel Ganin

LUKE

LUKE IS UNCOMFORTABLE

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Luke doesn't like the two ladies

AND THEIR POWER

COMBINED

Anna Marquardt

OMG is that Luke's cousin?

or Jackson's cousin

I mean

I thought he died

RUNE

IS IN THE LOBBY

Netanel Ganin

OH NO

rune is the worst

Anna Marquardt

Jackson needs to kick rune out

no one talks to rune because he's the worst

Netanel Ganin

oooooh

lookit Sookie’s like

Braid-Tail

Pig-Braid

one of those is right

Anna Marquardt

yes very cute

Netanel Ganin

i know not which

wait

why are pig tails TWO?

things on your head

pigs have one tail

Anna Marquardt

and ponytails are one?

Netanel Ganin

am i wrong?

Anna Marquardt

because pigs have two ears

Netanel Ganin

i trust you on fashion

hair is under that

ALSO — JACKSON

AND RORY

MEET ME AT “picking up subtle hints camp”

this weekend

for a seminar

you BOTH need help

Anna Marquardt

hahahahahahaha

I'd give a talk in that seminar

"Raised Eyebrows: What They Mean and How to Differentiate"

Netanel Ganin

hahahha

[re:Lorelai implying Boo Radley was a scary figure]

Lorelai

did you finish the book!!?

Boo Radley WASN’T scary!

he was misunderstoood!

Anna Marquardt

that's like

THE WHOLE POINT

of the book

Netanel Ganin

he was the mockingbird

Anna Marquardt

not the whole point

there was also racism

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Emily and Mrs. Kim

this gonna be good

Anna Marquardt

omg I can't wait

Netanel Ganin

Guster, take it away

[the official policy of this Tumble is that Burton Guster is terrific and that Charlie Young should've been President]

Anna Marquardt

for that meet-up

Netanel Ganin

[re: the Gilmore's CA plate set]

HOW MANY

Charlie's Angels

were there!??!

Anna Marquardt

I was JUST going to ask

Netanel Ganin

i thought there were 3!

Anna Marquardt

APPARENTLY A LOT?

well I knew there were at least 4

because Farrah got replaced

...or was a replacement

Netanel Ganin

oh okay

did not know

Anna Marquardt

3 at a time

[ed-note: there were six total in the 76-81 series]

Netanel Ganin

Emily ain’t like

REAL into walking

Anna Marquardt

I like how this is like

a dilapidated inn

with like BEAUTIFUL flowers

Netanel Ganin

yeah overgrowth

is ALWAYS gorg.

her whole outfit seems a little …..Monica

[re:Rachel's outfit]

i mean early Monica

Anna Marquardt

who, Rachel?

Netanel Ganin

too early for this year

whatever year this is

Anna Marquardt

early Monica is a very specific look

and you are accurate

Anna Marquardt

THE WOODWORK

oh, that's a nice thing to say though, Emily

"do you like it?" "yes" "then it's something special"

Netanel Ganin

[re:discussion of Henry]

oh is this the cute Korean boy?

that she was much chagrined to like

Anna Marquardt

the one from the dance?

Netanel Ganin

yes

Anna Marquardt

yes I think so

Netanel Ganin

she ALSO has a single braid

EVERYONE has secret braids

Anna Marquardt

lane has two braids

Netanel Ganin

hahahahhahahha

Anna Marquardt

I want to see Emily and Mrs. Kim do Who's on First

Netanel Ganin

LOOK ON THE BOTTOM

Anna Marquardt

they're not signed

they're signed

Netanel Ganin

SHE ALSO WANTS POPCORN

it’s weird they’ve made a thing about the shoes

but i don’t think we SAW the shoes

Anna Marquardt

we did not

Netanel Ganin

that’s odd

Anna Marquardt

"walking shoes"

Netanel Ganin

then that we keep talking about them

Netanel Ganin

[re:Michel being a tool as per uzh]

uuuuuuuuh

Michel?

this is pretty bad customer service

you are Pretty Womaning him

people dressed like Rune need rooms sometime

Anna Marquardt

Michel's whole jam is "bad customer service"

Netanel Ganin

i hope when Lorelai and Sookie open their own inn

they get someone better than Michel

Anna Marquardt

there are the shoes

Emily is pulling a Working Girl

Anna Marquardt

sneaks 'n' business suit

Anna Marquardt

[re: When Lorelai calls Emily 'Working Girl']

I CALLED IT

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YOU NAILED IT

you did

100%

Netanel Ganin

what’s happening

to Emily

Anna Marquardt

I don't know

Emily had some sort of strong reaction to the shed

Anna Marquardt

is this Rachel's house?

Netanel Ganin

it’s not a hardware store

I thought it was a hardware store

Anna Marquardt

oh it's Luke's apartment

it says hardware on it

so it makes sense

that you thought that

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thanks

definitely mock him for having fashionable senses Lorelai

Anna Marquardt

MAYBE LUKE LIKES FLORAL CURTAINS LORELAI

WHAT'S WRONG WITH THAT

they're a little on the muted side for me

but they're nice

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also this place is NICE

Anna Marquardt

I can't make luke believe I want to stay so I'm BOUNCING

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i love the open space

Anna Marquardt

it's great

Netanel Ganin

also what’s in that safe

Miss Patty — Proof

Netanel Ganin

[re: Lane trying to read meaning from a phone message]

aw Lane

NEVER PARSE

FOR SUBTEXT

LANE

this is bushleague

although she is young

Anna Marquardt

no this is CLASSIC

overanalysis

Netanel Ganin

no no i know

but i’m telling her not to

Anna Marquardt

this is VERY realistic

Netanel Ganin

because it NEVER helps

NO I KNOW

I'VE DONE IT

BEEN THERE

Anna Marquardt

DOESN'T IT THOUGH

DOESN'T IT HELP

(it doesnt)

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I’M GIVING HER ADVICE

Anna Marquardt

you don't HAVE a favorite color Rory?!?!

how can you just not have a favorite color

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BACKSIDE BOYS

see below:

Anna Marquardt

OMG IT'S OBVIOUSLY NSYNC

OVER 98 DEGREES

98 DEGREES IS 2ND TIER

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I want that cheesecake

I mean, it should be so obvious that Luke loves Lorelai, to Lorelai

because she is so fucking annoying

that if he wasn't in love with her

he would be like NEVER COME BACK TO MY DINER

Netanel Ganin

HAH

Anna Marquardt

like, get out of my storeroom

Netanel Ganin

and it should be obvious to HIM

because the only reason someone would pester you this much

is they are your kid sister

on a sitcom

Anna Marquardt

hahahahahahaha

Netanel Ganin

or a romantic interest

on a sitcom

Anna Marquardt

mmmm, pickles

Netanel Ganin

this is good Business

putting away stuff

Anna Marquardt

oh GREAT business

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and THAT is also

how you know some one likes you

“i want you to be happy”

is code for

“with me”

Anna Marquardt

"I love you"

OMG YOU GUYS

JUST KISS

KISS RN

IN THE STOCKROOM

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you know what starts with ‘L’?

Luke Loves Lorelai, Lorelai Loves Luke

Anna Marquardt

oh that popcorn comment from before

paid off

Netanel Ganin

Kurt or Kirk

or Kurk

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kirk

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or Kirt

OR CURT

SO MANY OPTIONS

Anna Marquardt

kurk is nothing

Netanel Ganin

prolly not Curc

Anna Marquardt

curck

Netanel Ganin

hahahhahhaha

Anna Marquardt

chirk (italian pronunciation)

Netanel Ganin

AHEM ANNA

http://www.unh.edu/presidentialevents/speakersbureau/speakerdetails.cfm?sid=269

says this man

Anna Marquardt

hahahahahhahaa

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STEP BACK ANNA

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I STAND BY MY ASSESSMENT

OF KURK

that "hello hello hello"

is EXACTLY

how Rupaul greets the contestants

on Rupaul's drag race

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Hahahahahha

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kurk_Lee

Netanel Ganin

RPDR is essential enough

to our life

that you can just say

RPDR

Anna Marquardt

hahahahahaha

BNL

RPDR

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it’s like BNL

hahaha

bbb [Ed Note -- bbb means boop bop brain]

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hahahahhahha

she got her the thing

the antique thing

DEMON EMILY IS OUT NOW

OHHHHH

Netanel Ganin

wait what? [re: Emily's Anger]

where WERE they?

Anna Marquardt

the shed where rune is living

Netanel Ganin

the abandoned inn?

oh the shed

the shed

got it

Anna Marquardt

is where Lorelai and Rory lived

that's why she was so upset

Netanel Ganin

Post-Emily

not to be confused

with Emily Post

Anna Marquardt

hahahahaha

Netanel Ganin

https://www.facebook.com/KurkLietuvai

not sure WHAT this is

but it’s in lithuanian

Anna Marquardt

Ką tik iš spaustuvės - antrasis Unės romanas „Žmonės iš Alkapės“, o šį sekmadienį - ir knygos pristatymas! Nepamiršk ir tu: restorane „Soul&Pepper“, 17val.

Netanel Ganin

so now you’ve learned your lesson

Kurk is many things

Netanel Ganin

i like Lorelais dress

it’s like One color

top

same color bottom

RANDOM TRIANGLE

in the middle

Anna Marquardt

I also enjoy it

that triangle dress

Netanel Ganin

i said to him “i love you”

not with words

but EVERY action

[re: Rachel's comment about Luke clearing out a drawer for her]

no, i got socks

he gave me a LOT of socks

not sure why

Anna Marquardt

hahahahahaha

Anna Marquardt

Lorelai said "is there ANY REASON you don't want to be with rachel"

and he KNOWS there is

THE REASON IS ME

Netanel Ganin

hot fudge??!?!?!?!?

on PIE?!?!?!?!?!?!?

Anna Marquardt

what if it's pb pie

[ed note: Your hosts are often annoyed by obviously empty coffee cups/mugs in film and here ensued a mocking of what SEEMED to be empty mugs. Upon closer inspection a small splash was seen and is here documented]

Anna Marquardt

dilapidated inn picnic

Netanel Ganin

LOVE that purple

swirlies

Anna Marquardt

good purple

paisley

is the name of that pattern

Netanel Ganin

isn’t that the blonde Republican from West Wing?

Anna Marquardt

that's Ainsley

Netanel Ganin

[door falls down]

WOMP

Anna Marquardt

womp wahhhhhh

Discussion

Anna Marquardt

ok so things we learned

luke and lorelai love each other

doyoyoyoy

letting Emily in is a difficult process

nsync is the best 90s boy band

Netanel Ganin

alright so Rachel is sticking around for a while huh?

Anna Marquardt

I guess?

I mean she's fine

Netanel Ganin

is there much work in for a photographer in SH?

Anna Marquardt

but like

I can't really get invested in that relationship

it seems like she's working at the diner too

Netanel Ganin

sure but that’s not like

“more income”

Anna Marquardt

maybe she's working on a book of small CT towns

Netanel Ganin

that’s just luke paying her

out of his own income

y’know?

it’s not like he fired someone

who was ALREADY doing that

Neighborhood Teen

some good fashion in this one

i liked rory’s green turtle

at the Inn-cnic

i’d like to see more from the Inn, the other inn’s owners

like do they thing Lorelai is a good manager? appreciate her work?

is there friction there?

Anna Marquardt

nah

don't care

Netanel Ganin

what happened to Alex Borstein?

and her harp?

was she fired for being surly

and rude to customers?

Anna Marquardt

don't understand Michel though

like, as a character I get him

but as an actual employee

I do not

Netanel Ganin

right

well we’ve seen tv shows

how does ANYONE stay employed

Anna Marquardt

that's true

everyone is terrible at jobs

except Leslie Knope

Netanel Ganin

she’s been terrible on ocassion

my least favorite episodes

Anna Marquardt

she's always best when she's KILLIN' IT

Netanel Ganin

truth

anything else from this episode?

i hope Rune doesn’t beocme a recurring character

Anna Marquardt

word

#HowHintsWork #WeHateRune #Kurk

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Episode 1-18: The Third Lorelai

Anna Marquardt

the Kennedys would quiz each other about world trivia?

ughhhh they sound so boring

Netanel Ganin

that sounds annoying

that’s like president Bartlett’s idea

of a great family meal

History Quizzes

Anna Marquardt

debates

ugh

butt modeling, though

great gig

Anna Marquardt

Lorelai the first!!!

Netanel Ganin

rory has great grandparents!

cool

Anna Marquardt

impressive

I mean it helps to be a teen mom

Netanel Ganin

it does

[Lorelai: "I can't get over that I'm related to God. It's going to make getting Madonna tickets so much easier."]

GREAT JOKE TO END ON

and CUE

the song

Anna Marquardt

anywheeeeere

thachu tell me to

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HAHA

classic mother-in-law plot

gotta get out all the presents

Netanel Ganin

Emily has her OWN emily

Anna Marquardt

Stupid Naked Angel Butts

is more of a durang title than mamet

ZINGGGGGG

Netanel Ganin

HAHAHAH

Men who Love Torture and Women Who Love Them

......or something

Anna Marquardt

that's stieg larsson

Netanel Ganin

no!

i’ve put that play away

a million times

Why Torture is Wrong, and the People Who Love Them

I WAS SO CLOSE

Anna Marquardt

oh I was making a joke

Netanel Ganin

it wasn’t funny

it was cruel

CRUEL

now i’m making a joke

Anna Marquardt

I am cruel

Anna Marquardt

are there other students at chilton

or just the ones Rory knows

Netanel Ganin

ugh this school sounds terrible

Netanel Ganin

wait so Paris WANTS a monarchy!?

like we’re making up our own government

and you OPT for monarchy!?!??!

Anna Marquardt

if you're the queen AND the PM

who will have sex with a pig when the princess is kidnapped

Netanel Ganin

no one cares about ANYTHING

as much as you do Paris

Anna Marquardt

HAHAHAHAHA THERE ARE TWO OTHER GUYS

IN THEIR GROUP

THAT NEVER SAID ANYTHING IN THAT SCENE

Netanel Ganin

I'm a peasant

and i’m fomenting revolution

to overthrow Paris’ monarchy

i do not like monarchies

in 6th grade they we had to make up our own countries and mine (and Michael Beckman’s) was “Spritania”

named after the soda

Anna Marquardt

named for what

HAHAHAHAHAHHAAHA

Netanel Ganin

of which i was a fan

Anna Marquardt

Obey your thirst...and the laws of our nation

Netanel Ganin

Michel is her IT guy?

that is a mistake

Anna Marquardt

lorelai tryna get in on some pucci shit here

Netanel Ganin

i like her outfit

if that’s what you’re saying

Anna Marquardt

that's the pucci shit

pucci is GOOD prints

Netanel Ganin

i think you mean gucci though

babe, just helping you out

GUCCI is a fashion

pucci is a mushroom

Anna Marquardt

Netanel Ganin

[Lorelai accuses Emily of giving her a "used present"]

that’s called regifting

we have a word for it already

watch Seinfeld Lorelai

Anna Marquardt

this is a thing that happens Lorelai

Netanel Ganin

Emily Post and Emily Gilmore

walk into a bar

a lady does not walk

she careens

Anna Marquardt

they don't go into bars

they visit a tea room

Netanel Ganin

I HATE CHAD

I HATE HIM

STOP

he doesn’t DESERVE paris

Anna Marquardt

he really doesn't

Outward Reveling

that's a paula vogel play

Netanel Ganin

PS3572. O6

oh wait maybe like .O4

Anna Marquardt

oh my god

that's not a hat rack

that's an old timey weapon

that's like a thing vikings use to push doors down

Netanel Ganin

that’s a door knocker downer

what’s that called?

battering ram

Anna Marquardt

HAHAHA

I also could not remember

what it was called

Anna Marquardt

oh Lorelai 1 seems great

Netanel Ganin

damn

she’s ROUGH

and i don’t CARE to

Anna Marquardt

gillllmore blood

she's a famous TV mom

but I don't know whose

OH she's Mrs. Cunningham

mother to richie

and joanie

Netanel Ganin

from happy days?

Anna Marquardt

yes

Netanel Ganin

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[Gran says:]

I've always hated SCANDALLLLLL

Netanel Ganin

but she LOVES How to Get Away With Murder

starring Paris Gellar

IT ALL CONNECTS

TO THE PINBOARD

Netanel Ganin

and as per TV rules

Emily is UTTERLY unable

to connect the dots

btwn -- the way this woman makes me feel horrible

and the way she treats Lorelai/Rory

(sometimes)

Anna Marquardt

maybe she'll get it?

Anna Marquardt

HARRR vard

Netanel Ganin

we’re a YALE family

HAHAHAHAH

ELIS

ELIS ALL

what’s the yale mascot?

Bulldog?

Anna Marquardt

ok I need you to google it

because I died

the way the google result shows up

just [yale mascot]

Note to readers: please do this for the full effect. Right now. Google it.

Netanel Ganin

HAHAHHAHAHA

yes

i did it

i got it

HELLO

I AM DAN, FROM TRINITY UNIVERSITY

HELLO, I AM HANDSOME DAN

FROM YALE

to be fair

there is a yale bulldog

so i wasn’t all wrong

Anna Marquardt

yes

Netanel Ganin

fun fact

we’re up to Handsome Dan 17

ohhhhhhhh that’s just his name

they aren’t the “Yale Handsome Dans”

Netanel Ganin

this blonde

everything she says

is like

DRIPPING with sensuality

i think she’s actually running a phone-sex-line

IRL

live

water bra?!

Anna Marquardt

yes water bra

I remember those

Netanel Ganin

i saw grace wear one

on Will and Grace

GUESS WHAT HAPPENED

HINT

IT WAS COMEDY

Anna Marquardt

HMMM I WONDER

Netanel Ganin

[Paris shows up to Rory's house with all her clothes]

uh oh

are we in Dillon, Texas?

are there no phones anymore

Anna Marquardt

well they don't have camera phones yet

so paris needs to bring over her wardrobe

Netanel Ganin

wait

what

bat mitzvah?

Gellar maybe

but Paris?

Anna Marquardt

are jews not named paris?

Netanel Ganin

i mean liza weil is nominally jewish

but Paris Eustace

w/e

Anna Marquardt

this leather top

I don't' understand it

3 Dates to Perfection: the Rory Gilmore Technique

Netanel Ganin

HAHAH

NOTE CARDS

PARIS HAS NOTE CARDS

“how’s the weather”

Anna Marquardt

neither a borrower or a lender be?

USURY

so dirty

Netanel Ganin

i mean Shakespeare also wrote, “jews be scheming”

so y’know

take it with a grain

Anna Marquardt

he also wrote "women be shrews"

so like

figure that out

Netanel Ganin

that was the 16th century

(OR WHATEVER)

WHAT CENTURY IS IT

Netanel Ganin

ACCECCCCEPT MONEY

ACCCCCCCEPT ALLLLL MONEY

TAKKKKKKE ALLLLLL MOOOOOOONEY

Anna Marquardt

TAKE DAT MONEY

Netanel Ganin

hahaha in Emily’s World

“restricting your children’s money”

is the way to get a family

to stick around

Anna Marquardt

I actually feel sorry for emily

that she thinks this

Netanel Ganin

i mean i feel bad for her too

but it’s only true for people who have NOTHING to offer

BESIDES money

like “be a nicer person”

and maybe people will hang with you

Anna Marquardt

that's not an option for emily

SHE PHYSICALLY CAN'T

Anna Marquardt

those travel posters look like they came in a 6-pack

from pier 1

[Tristan tells Paris he likes her AS A FRIEND]

Anna Marquardt

oh no, paris

Netanel Ganin

nnnooooooooo

paris

Anna Marquardt

oh noooooo

Netanel Ganin

wow

just RIGHT here

big argument

right here

[Lorelai 1 rescinds her money offer]

Netanel Ganin

oh wow

Gran

Anna Marquardt

but -

Netanel Ganin

you’re terrible

Anna Marquardt

but -

Netanel Ganin

feel free to die

get hit by a car

right as soon

as you step

Anna Marquardt

SUCH empty coffee cups

Well it would have been nice for Emily to have a little more of a self-realization moment

Netanel Ganin

yes

Anna Marquardt

but I guess she has to keep being the antagonist

#Pinboard #AlwaysTaketheMoney

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S01 - E17, The Breakup, Part II

We are working on a new format -- bear with us while we sort out the kinks.

Anna Marquardt

Rory is focusing on the meatball

to distract herself

Netanel Ganin

yes

Baby’s First Breakup is always hard

MY CHICKEN

Anna Marquardt

not the chicken!!!

Netanel Ganin

seriously take a hint, Lorelai

she’s BAD at like “gauging appropriate joking time”

Anna Marquardt

her flowchart is like

"am I talking? time for jokes"

Netanel Ganin

hahahahhaha

SNEAK LORELAI

Netanel Ganin

i assume and hope there are fan fics

where Jared Padelecki comes back to Stars Hollow

as Sam Winchester from Supernatural

and he and Rory rekindle

https://www.fanfiction.net/s/2751262/1/In-Flames

Anna Marquardt

how is Lorelai wearing pants in bed

I just literally don't understand how people sleep wearing pants on their bodies

Netanel Ganin

well you’ve never been a tv character

try being that

then you’ll understand

is she wearing Rainbow Epaulets?

Anna Marquardt

yes

those are definitely rainbow trompe l'oeil epaulets

Netanel Ganin

l’œil

it’s hard for everyone, Pete/Rory

Anna Marquardt

hey! they're married

Pete and Rory

Netanel Ganin

oh yeah!

IT CONNECTS

IT ALL CONNECTS

Anna Marquardt

FULL CIRCLE

Netanel Ganin

TO THE PINBOARD

WITH STRINGS

Anna Marquardt

SNOWGLOBE

wallowing is SO great Rory

Netanel Ganin

ISHTAR!!!!!

Anna Marquardt

ISHTAR

Netanel Ganin

Attn Readers, we just watched Ishtar

report: it’s fine

Anna Marquardt

it is fine.

Netanel Ganin

a little racist, a little stupid, but fine

even a couple chuckles

wait is that how you make a garden?

you water dirt?

Anna Marquardt

with a hose

yes

you just water the dirt

and flowers grow

I like BEING up early

but I don't like GETTING up early

Netanel Ganin

i like that jacket

that brown wooly collar

Anna Marquardt

these Gilmore outfits

shearling jacket

matching pants

Netanel Ganin

is that Rachel?

Anna Marquardt

yes

is she hanging around for a while?

oh I guess so

Netanel Ganin

WOKKA WOOKA

i mean

Wakka chitcka wookkka

i can’t type this

Anna Marquardt

bow chicka wow wow

is I think what you're looking for

Netanel Ganin

normally i’d say Rory is being paranoid

but this is Stars Hollow

and like they are WEIRDLY INTO EACH OTHERS PERSONAL BUSINESS

I assume Taylor was up all night thinking about it

Anna Marquardt

hahahahahahahaha

MISS PATTYYYYY

Anna Marquardt

internet research says Stars Hollow is 9900 people ish

Netanel Ganin

I’m with Rory on this

I’m definitely a “put all their shit in a box”

“throw out box”

Chilton being the name of her school always make me think of Chilton from the Hannibal series

which is either CREEEEEEPY from silence of the lambs

or DELIGHTFUL and creeeeeeepy from Hannibal (show)

Anna Marquardt

hahahaha

Netanel Ganin

(Raul Esparza)

Anna Marquardt

who plays Chilton on show

Netanel Ganin

anticipated

Anna Marquardt

oh yes delightful then

you knew

Netanel Ganin

i knew

Anna Marquardt

is that a CELL phone?

it looks like a cordless phone

Netanel Ganin

i mean i’m not rich

but my sock drawer

PRETTY funny

i keep some snakes in there in a can

like pop out snake

not real snake

i got some real gassers in that drawer

Anna Marquardt

I got it

I knew

can of nuts

but is snake

Netanel Ganin

fun fact

nuts don’t come in a can

is always sneak

Anna Marquardt

LORELEI'S BOX

Netanel Ganin

WHAT IS HAPPENING

oh ho!

Anna Marquardt

is this Sookie's house?

Netanel Ganin

Strip Jackson

Naked dinner?

ugh this would be unbearable

Anna Marquardt

she's a chef and can't handle it

Netanel Ganin

people who Back-Seat cook

Anna Marquardt

hahahahahaa what is that camera

Netanel Ganin

NO IDEA

WHAT IS HE HOLDING?!

A GIANT PARSNIP!?

DO THEY COME IN THAT SIZE

Anna Marquardt

yes

parsnip

Netanel Ganin

IT”S SO BIG

Anna Marquardt

how big is a parsnip?

like carrot?

Netanel Ganin

carrot sized?!

she looks different somehow...Sookie -- hair?

Anna Marquardt

hair down, yes

Netanel Ganin

i mean look lemme be real

there are TWO things here

Netanel Ganin

1. If Sookie cannot handle having someone cook for her, espesh in her house where she might have legit fancy metal/rubber/glass things that can’t mingle

then Jackson should respect that

BUT

nah

no 2

just 1

Anna Marquardt

hahahahaha

Netanel Ganin

like it’s not an INHERENT vice

to say “i can’t relax with this, and therefore it is not a gesture”

“it’s an imposition”

that’s just being real

/GaninOpinion

Anna Marquardt

I guess if she SAID

"yes please cook for me and I won't bug you"

Netanel Ganin

oh right

i mean if that had happened

Anna Marquardt

then she needs to be clear

or that she has now realized that's not true

and she cannot

BECK

Netanel Ganin

is this a Fake Doors song?

oh it’s a real Beck song?

Anna Marquardt

it's a real Beck song

Netanel Ganin

fun fact: I do not know Beck

wait does Paris not think there were teens in Sodom and Gomorrah?

Anna Marquardt

it JUST teens though

Teen City

Netanel Ganin

so it’s Pleasure Island

Anna Marquardt

blondes with blondes

browns with browns

Netanel Ganin

Paris is into safer sex

Anna Marquardt

NO GLOVE NO LOVE

Netanel Ganin

hahahahahhahahahah

Anna Marquardt

ORANGINA

fun fact: I fucking love orangina

Netanel Ganin

i mean, that’s the caveman stereotype, yes

#NotAllCavemen

Anna Marquardt

this is a real outkast song

FYI

Netanel Ganin

HAHAH

OH MY

that would’ve been WEIRD

if Jennifer Lopez had played Marie Curie

Anna Marquardt

would watch

Anna Marquardt

Lane's hair is like

FULL

Netanel Ganin

well the only guy you seem to want

is CMM

and he’s terrible

geeeeeeeet it

Lorelai

Anna Marquardt

yeaaaaah gurl

wait I forgot why Max and Lorelei broke up

Netanel Ganin

you got one night STOOD Max

was also thinking that

i THINK it’s because she did her fade

like as soon as things get serious

she fades

that’s Lorelai

that’s her bizness

cause he was like “let’s go ice-skating”

with Rory

and she was like, NOPE

Anna Marquardt

yes ok

Well they're going to talk

AND MAKE OUT

WHY ARE YOU TALKING TO TRISTAN RORY

HE'S TERRIBLE

oh wait is this on behalf of Paris

OH it's because they're both breaks-up

he's still the worst

Netanel Ganin

PLEEEEEASE

don’t kiss

PLEEEEEASE

Anna Marquardt

DO NOT KISS

I know we always say kiss

but don't

Netanel Ganin

HAHAH

great

‘cause it is SO not ok

Anna Marquardt

HAHA

good response, Rory

it's really not ok

but he is definitely sad

NOPE

not even as a rebound

Netanel Ganin

NOOOOOOPE

Anna Marquardt

HAHAHAHAHA

those ice cream buckets!!

I didn't even know B&J came that big

Netanel Ganin

me neither!!!

Anna Marquardt

That shit must be like $50

Netanel Ganin

maybe if you GO to an oulet?

#BackSeatCooking #Hannibal #Parsnips

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01-16 Star Crossed Lovers and Other Strangers

Netanel's Thoughts

MISS PATTY EPISODE!!!!

Stars hollow ripped off Romeo and Juliet but miss patty 4ever Nice long tracking shot

SPOILERS for Anna karenina!!

A bonfire? And Paris Gellar is there? Watch out Sam, you’re getting murdered

Was that 12-string slinger some mildly famous pop singer at the time?

Love Lorelai’s impression of Emily—totally top notch

So much smooooching in stars hollow!

The only thing bitterer than lukes coffee is Luke himself

The return of Rachel!!

Wow that red outfit is dope on Rory— good shoulders

Poooooooor lane, she needs to move out

Richard DOES know girls

Maury as in Povich or Morrie as in Tuesday’s with

SEEEEEEEEEET UP!!!!!

Lorelai’s not had a three monther in a while methinks

She wants those illustrated encyclopedias

This chase guy is so boring

Miss patty is wearing some sort of robe-drapery curtain and I love it

Building her a car!!!

Wow that was a HORRIBLE reaction to not getting an ILY back….dean you’re being a jerk extraordinaire——pressuring someone into an ILY they’re not into or not ready for is good for neither for you

12 string guy!!

Jackson and Sookie seem like they’re having a good time together, nice that somebody is

I’m with Luke on this one, pondering takes time

Anna's Thoughts

Miss patty's story and outfit were amazing

How does a star shaped hot dog work

Is this busker a real musician?

HAHA HI BOOM MIC

Lorelei's Emily impression is PRETTY good

Paris is wearing a scrunchie.

EVERYONE IS MAKING OUT

Oooooh even Michel has a sweetie

Apparently we disagree on what "Elle McPherson pretty" is because this lady playing Rachel is PRETTY

DO NOT PUT A CARDIGAN ON, RORY

oh thank god Lorelei stopped her from the cardigan

No one rambles like Lauren graham.

This guy's dogs are named Leopold and loeb. Red flag?

Miss patty is the greatest person. She is SWATHED in velvet.

I like when Richard is sneaky

He's BUILDING her a CAR

Ohhhhhhh shiiiit Rory he lovvvves youuuu

Ohhhhhh shiiiit he had the worst reaction

#gilmore girls

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01-15 Christopher Returns

Netanel's Thoughts

Enjoy the time you've got -- general good advice from Lorelai

Oh christopher -- you're gonna screw something up.

GIMME THAT DOOR

yay to softball, BOOOOOO to homophobia

Miss Patty is INTO it

OMG CHRISTOPHER YOU CAN"T JSUT CASUALLY BUY THE COMPACT OXFORD it's VERY much money

oh but your whole money scam is falling through. I see. sad.

Emily -- you're hilarious and useless

omg two grandparent awkwardnesses!!!

I'm not like, SUPER clear on how having a child affected Christopher's potential to go to princeton. He didn't have to get pregnant and carry a child or anything. He doesn't seem like he was very involved in Rory's babyhood, why didn't he go?

"Nothing means anything Rory"--Emily the Nihilist

Well that's television rules: if Couple We Love start getting closer -- old flame shows up to screw EVERYTHING up

WWWWWWOOOOOOOOOWWWWWW as someone who was VERY into both The Offspring and Metallica -- I would like to see that flashback!! Also, so, 16 years before this was 1986? 87? That means she was digging on like Master of Puppets and Ride the Lightning. Pretty cool Lorelai. Pretty cool. TO THOSE PEDANTS OUT THERE, YES MAYBE SHE WAS LISTENING TO KILL 'EM ALL AS WELL, I JUST THINK SHE HATED JUMP IN THE FIRE. She was def into Pulling Teeth though.

Anna's Thoughts

Christopher is BACK and sleeping on the couch!

Rory, you NERD

KIRK STOP BEING HOMOPHOBIC

Michel and Sookie: FRIENDS??

Oh, not friends.

Bonne Bell Lip Smackers are NEVER a bad choice

Miss Patty is SUCH A NUT AND I LOVE HER

Christopher really is more of a Bradley Cooper than a Crudup, but I guess B-Coops wasn't really a thing at this point. He was in WHAS and...not sure what else

Of course Rory wants the OED

MONEY NOSE

Is Christopher's dad named STROBE?

"Better than most, and not as good as some" is my new thing. Thank you Richard Gilmore

Rory is really trying her hardest to be welcoming and nice and Lorelai is NOT HELPING by teasing her curtsy

To be fair, Bush's face IS too tiny for his head

YEAH PUNCH THAT GUY, RICHARD

Hahahahahah Emily finally calling that guy a big ass was great

I'm glad they made it explicit that Rory's person and existence are not part of the "mistakes"

NOOOOO LORELAI

YOU WERE SUPPOSED TO PAINT WITH LUKE

I'm a rat, I need cheese

I don't totally understand the layout of the Gilmore house. Why is Rory's bedroom off the kitchen? Is there not another bedroom upstairs?

YES CHRISTOPHER, IT'S A WEIRD REFERENCE

THAT'S SORT OF HER DEAL

Hahhahahahaha The Offspring v. Metallica

#Metallica #TheOffspring #gilmore girls

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01-14 That Damn Donna Reed

Netanel's Thoughts

Dean eats salads that are mostly lettuce

These donna reed jokes sound pretty funny. To somebody who has ever seen the show. Which is not me.

UH OH I SMELL A BREAK UP!!! RORY WILL NOT HOME MAKE FOR YOU DEAN

You don't have a tumor -- you're going blind

I don't GET Taylor!! This guy just goes around telling business-peeps that their stores are ugly? KINDA jerk-ish taylor

uh oh the Richies can't go to Rich Town for vacay? so sad. so sad for the richies.

Apricot the kitten! I want every episode to have cats. Rory's gonna watch Sex and the City. She is such a Charlotte.

Okay take note that Rory is bringing a BABY BIRD to a house with a CAT -- this is VERY set-uppy.

Dean needs to read a book, like maybe some Simone de Beauvoir -- start old school

OMG DEAN!! you're not fighting abuot the donna reed show -- you're fighting about a women's role in the household! and your shitty ideas about what those are.

aw rory's not bringing the chick to babette's! I was hoping there'd be some hilarious cat/chick business

APRICOT!!!!!! SO CUTE!!!! I demand more of that kitten being adorbz.

Luke is definitely a "fun" guy

Luke and Lorelai KISS KISS KISS

WOW -- this town is SO interested in "sprucing"

MANY gender discussions re:chicks in this episode

WHAT THE WHAT

Rory is like

full housedressin'

Dean, you're lucky you're pretty, 'cause smart you ain't

MEN TAKING OUT TRASH TOGETHER

always ask permission before breaking a lamp

Ah, the bat of plausible deniability

Emily is not great with jokes

RORY'S DAD!!! Christopher!! Title Drop!!

Anna's Thoughts

Dean, that's not a salad. That's a box of lettuce and tomatoes.

Dinking v. Pinging

Does Taylor always wear that shawl-collared sweater?

Not...fly...first...CLASSSSSSS?

Take the sweater off, then sew on the button.

YEAH RORY, YOU TELL DEAN ABOUT GENDER ROLES

Baby chicks are so cute, Rory! Give it a name!!

Tie-dye.

So many layers in both these outfits

APRICOT

Aw, don't make Luke paint if he doesn't want to

Why is everyone SO INVESTED IN THIS PAINT JOB

Small towns are weird

Oh nooooo the baby chick! How did that happen??

Okay, chicks are not this fast

HAHAHAHAHAHHA RORY

RORY YOU CRAZY KID

This outfit is cute though

MEN TAKE OUT THE TRASH

Everyone gets caught!

Missing animals everywhere!!

I get that Michel is a pill, but if he doesn't eat meat or dairy, DON'T MAKE HIM A MEAT AND DAIRY OMELET

Listen to Sookie, Lorelei. She is wise

Hahaha, having a snack while Emily and Richard argue with this phone person

Luke IS the male lead in every story

Who is this one-man band walking around Stars Hollow playing diagetic music??

CHRISTOPHERRRRRRRRRR

N: Is Rory a Samantha?

A: Rory is a Charlotte. Lorelei is a Samantha.

N: Wait. Which one is the one with the black hair?

A: Charlotte.

N: That's who I meant.

#Gilmore Girls #sex and the city #snacks #omelet

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01-13 Concert Interruptus

Netanel's Thoughts

THAT AMERICA SHIRT

I LOVE IT

the bangles!!!

Oh Taylor -- you are always just doing the wrong thing at the wrong time.

SOOKIE WE ALL LOVE YOU. AUDIENCE, CHARACTERS, AMERICA -- everyone loves you

I bet Miss Patti (patty?) has GREAT stuff for this rummage sale, she should show up any minute now.

Go Birnbaums!

Ms. Caldecott shouldn't humiliate Rory in her efforts to humiliate Chad Michael Murray

Also don't just say "you you you you" that's very weird.

PARIS WHY ARE YOU SO INTO TRISTAN

THAT IS NOT YOURS. Luke is super mad about that sweatshirt

ATTENTION STARS HOLLOW --- the GILMORE residence is not a place for a townwide rummage sale. The appropriate place is "town hall" "community center" "school" SOMETHING public!!

Miss Patty is the best. I need a spinoff.

How did Lorelai switch from 01-12's "WE CANNOT LIE TO MRS. KIM" to 01-13's "let's lie to Mrs. Kim"

Oh Rachel, you broke Luke's heart, you enigmatic flight-attendant, archaeologist, photographer

Poochie Patty humor

Kids of the 90s always make Joanie/Chachi references

Rory and Mom are VERY FRIENDS, this confuses the Paris-Cohort

that pizza conversation needed more discussion before ordering -- upon finding out that Paris doesn't eat dairy, you should ask if she eats meat!

Madeline is a full 10 years older than she is playing

THAT WAS BABY "Brandon 'B.J.' Routh" playing Cute Boy with dialogue (Anna note: I took a screenshot for you)

I need a complex chart for the "Michelle Pfeiffer, Elle MacPherson, Catherine Zeta-Jones types of pretty

No seriously, there are MANY cute guys like Tristan, Paris

Aw paris. Tristan sucks.

Anna's Thoughts

you don't need crackers to have cheese.

SPECIAL APPEARANCE BY THE BANGLES

Lorelei loves America (also bonus Taylor in the background)

ok that jacket is ridic and also I want it

Fiji Fantasy is a really weird wedding theme

FUCK YOU TRISTAN I HATE YOU

Ms. Caldecott is a terrible teacher

Called out Tristan for staring at Rory

Doesn't know anyone's name: "you, you, you and you pro"

"Someone's got very big eyes for you, Grandma." THAT IS NOT HOW LITTLE RED RIDING HOOD GOES

Lorelai wearing that hat is my patronus

WHY IS THIS RUMMAGE SALE HAPPENING AT HER HOUSE

MISS PATTY FUCKED ON THOSE DRUMS, Y'ALL

How many sparkling bandanas does Lorelai have

Rachel, the photographer-archaeologist-flight attendant

Pucci is so big

90s teens be like "Joanie loves Chachi"

WE'RE ALL 16

POP TART APPETIZER PLATTER

HAHA why did Paris just reference Yogi Bear

We got a baby Superman up in here

IT'S AMERICA RORY

Waverly and First? FIRST WHAT, LOUISE (or Madeleine, I forget who is who)? FIRST AVENUE? FIRST STREET? BECAUSE NEITHER OF THOSE INTERSECT WITH WAVERLY

this is a GOOD rummage sale. Stars Hollow has dope junk

Rachel may have been Elle McPherson pretty and had a cool-ass job, but that hoodie is hilariously terrible.

#gilmore girls #america #rummage sale #brandon routh

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01-12 Double Date

Netanel's Thoughts

GILMORE GIRL MUSIC VIDEO this breakfast brought to you by poptarts and coffee

Lane is up on her Yoko. I wonder if she follows her BONKERS twitter account

Aw Lane. You gotta learn to ask out boys yourself. Dean doesn't want to ask out Todd for you.

I somehow completely missed that Lorelai was in biz-school. I don't know when/how that escaped me. But also why is an 18 year old there?

Jackson and Sookie have the AWKS

aw Sooks. You need to like chill a bit. that's a spoon.

Dean and Rory gettin' their BENCH-KISS on

Prediction: the Lane-Todd set up does not lead to PermaLove

FANCY FRENCH FOOD ON FIRST DATE SOOKIE!?!?!??! Ugh.

OH NO!! Cousin Rune!! I hope he's real into like, Norse mythology. That'd be fun.

Another Mother is my Wolfmother coverband

Sookie has misunderstood the vendor/buyer relationship.

Okay what is HAPPENING with Rune?!?!?!?!?!?! YOU"RE A DICK. Rune.

This dinner is so so so so soos o so so so awkward i need to curl up and die under the table

oh see Lane is smarter and cooler than the other girls who like Beck

RUNE IS CUTTING OFF SWAN HEADS

What were those?! they looked like endive, but also that makes no sense. Butter? but like, HARD butter?

Also sookie that dress is great. You are smokin' in that dress

WHAT'S A RUNE is the theme of the evening.

Also Lane has met this guy twice and she's missed that the two of them have NOTHING NOTHING NOTHING in common? if you just want a guy who's hot -- I have no problem AT ALL with that, but then you can't expect some good convo, just kiss face and run yer fingers through his hair

"i'm working" MY BUSY BUSY DINER

Todd has the better read on lorelai -- tall is great. Top shelf!

Accountant who loves Ben Wyatt broke the lamp and then bought it. Probably to better light his Ben Wyatt Fan Film

Lorelai needs to like, learn to adjust her way-of-speaking when talking to different people -- I don't think her particular brand of sarcasm/jokes during a serious moment is gonna really reach Mrs. Kim.

knowing that Future Lane gets unplanned pregz makes this scene a little more fore-shadowey. Sorry Mrs. Kim, all your fears will come true.

Is "Romeo and Juliet"-ing a couple like, tricking them into suicide?

I bet Lane's dad and Rory's dad are off having adventures. Shitty dad adventures

Anna's Thoughts

Julian Lennon burn!!!(??)

Lorelei, that’s not an outfit.

Legs and arms ARE pretty sweet.

Michel’s hairline should win an architecture award

JACKSON AND SOOKIEEEEEEEE

So awks

So cute

It IS his turn, Sookie, but I’m with Lorelai on this. GO 4 IT GIRL

Sookie writing with a wooden spoon got me BAD

Why would there be something about Dean in a Sylvia Plath book?!?!?! What??!

LANE IS THE BEST

TODD *WOULD* BE SO LUCKY TO HAVE A GIRL LIKE HER

Has any real person ever been on a “keep my date’s friend company” double date?

Lane is wearing a…floral(?)…camo..thermal…top.

And glitter hairclips.

Sookie you are SO cute but that is TOO MUCH HAIR, MY FRIEND

This top. ????????????

Listen Rune. Have you LOOKED at Lauren Graham, then LOOKED at yourself?? COME ON, BRO. COME ON.

SIZE 9 IS SO NORMAL RUNE

Rune is such a rude newsie

Is he majoring in gym in high school???

Is he cutting the heads off of butter swans??

How was Lane EVER interested in this dope

YEAH FUCK OFF RUNE

Does Luke’s have other food besides cheeseburgers?

TWO MOMS

They had to have Todd say she was a babe so the earlier Rune incident was erased

Robert Duvall in The Great Santini, sure

Mrs. Kim, so literal

You can’t Romeo and Juliet someone ELSE. That shit ain't transitive.

Lane's top is SO well-tailored

Luuuuuuuuke and Loreleiiiiiiiiiiiii

Just fuck, you guys

Come on

Just do it

I know Lorelei is wearing a PRINTED MOCK TURTLENECK but she's still hot so just do it

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01-11 Paris is Burning

Netanel's Thoughts

PUPPPPPPPPPPPPSICLES

Oh good you definitely want to mix "Boyfriend Max Medina" with "Rory's teacher Max Medina" that's the BEST idea

Look at this dead poet wannabe over here

How did this show miss a chance at, "eating a squab" and "squabbling" or some variation thereof

Jewelry swaps!

Max, you're a grown up -- if she wants to call you Mr. Medina, she can call you Mr. Medina -- don't make this weird with fake names.

WAIT, so lorelai's pattern is to get break up after two months, and so she decided to date Rory's teach? yikes.

WAY harsh Tye. Tai. Thai. I have no idea how to spell that.

Sookie should get every guy she wants.

UGH Paris' mom is terrible. So i guess we begin the "Paris is a meanie because she has a terrible home life" transition

Ahhhhhhh Lorelai you're dumping him at work? Rouuuuuugh.

Max max max -- breaking up isn't a two-person game. Whatever you think about Lorelai's motivations. That's not your business to badger and hector.

Nooooooooooo more ammunition for Chad Michael Murray who continues to be the worst worst worst worst

Also, Paris?! I thought I was supposed to start liking you! And you go blabbing gossip!?

Awwwww poor Lorelai. I like you and Max, but you gals have bunches to work through.

Anna's Thoughts

this dog has some very specific anxiety triggers

Lorelei sounds like a TERRIBLE hamster owner

MAAAAAAAX MEDINA

That "old Italian woman" story was so transparent so immediately

LORELEI DO NOT EVEN THINK ABOUT LOOKING AT RORY'S PAPER

His books are all like the ones you see in a library of a mansion on a soap opera

oh wait it's just those couple shelves. He has normal books too.

I think I love Max Medina as Lorelei's boyfriend but not as Rory's teacher

I like how those girls have matched their socks to their sweaters

Orange suede hairclip sounds REAL ugly. Maybe just stop looking for it.

An 8:00 date means you show up at 8:00. Sorry Lorelei.

HE CAN HEAR YOU

Non-Chilton names hahahahahahaha what

Melissa McCarthy: cutest person?

HOW DOES THAT GUY KEEP INVENTING FRUITS AND VEGETABLES

pigtails are like sweatpants: wear them all you want, in your own house, unless you're a literal child

Sookie's got your number, Lorelai

SHE'S GOT YOUR CHA CHA CHA NUMBER

way harsh, Lorelei. way harsh.

Mr. Medina needs to CHILLLLAXXXX

That pizza looked fine

Lorelei and Rory have regular Reddi Wip AND Extra Creamy #respect

HAHAHA THE PIZZA WAS FINE

"Dr. Yanoulari prescribed that cleanser for a reason: TO CLEANSE" made me legit LOL

Parents' Day is ALL DAY!??!?!

Digging this Chilton bandana

Lorelei is really really pinning this breakup on Rory HARD

UH OH

PARIS GOTS THE INFO

We can SEE the rumor spreading across the cafeteria!

The Chilton grapevine is amaaaaaazing.

"You should probably take some dance classes because the way you express yourself could use a little work." I'M SORRY, WHAT

GET IT SOOKIE

SKIPPY WAS A METAPHOR THE WHOLE TIME

:( :( :( MAAAX MEDINAAAAAA

#gilmore girls

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01-10 - Forgiveness and Stuff

Netanel's Thoughts

oh god baby jesus' arm -- MAYBE HE GAVE IT UP SO PEOPLE DIDN'T EAT BABIES LIKE IN SNOW PIERCER -- (spoilers for snow piercer, but it's okay, it's a mess)

Rory needs to learn about bows and gender essentialism

Drama-Rama in the GIlmore household, in these bold days of before -- "Previously On"

Metamorphosis -- not a bad gift actually, i mean i hope it's like an old edition or something, not just a 7.99 paperback from Barnes and Noble

Lane is smart right? she's our brainy brain brain. Yet she calls it "Czechoslovakia" twice. It is 2000!!! That band broke up in 1993! and BEFORE anyone comes into my mentions arguing that Lane was merely being historical because the novella was published before the dissolution -- it was published in 1915 in Austria-Hungary, in German. So, come at me Lane-Defenders.

Jerk boss from Seinfeld (Richard Fancy) making an appearance as a Jerk. Good casting.

oh Dean Dean Dean....you do not sneak over to your gf's place to make peace with mom.

he's TROUBLE, right here in Stars Hollow!

No Emily, a compliment to your chef is a compliment to your chef

person loosens his collar and talks about heat on telly -- heart attack is a-brewin'

I've said it before and I'll say it again, treating the entirety of Luke's Diner like your personal diner and behaving rudely and loudly is not charming.

JANE LYNCH JANE LYNCH

I REPEAT WE HAVE A JANE LYNCH, THIS IS NOT A DRILL -- she will NOT tolerate any obstinacy from Emily

"Helen Gurley Brown was a cheap tart" -- Emily GIlmore

AAAAAAAAAAAAAGH!!!!! Lorelai and Luke cross through the nurse's station!!! Not allowed.

I don't think escorts usually dress like Luke -- I mean, I saw the Wedding Date.

Oh ho! Are these the first rumblings of the Luke/Lorelai relationship?

Emily will not truck with any pre-deceasing on Richard's part.

that hat. is horrible.

oh okay, he turned it around, it looks a'ight now.

Anna's Thoughts

BOW EQUALS GIRL. Baby Jesus cannot have bow.

Emily and Richard’s maid is wearing like A MAID’S OUTFIT

RORY, BE MORE 90s I can't

Emily looks festive as hell rn

Bag Salad. Gotta try this.

Luke really did not give Lorelei much time to look at the menu before yelling that it’s not in Japanese.

The Gilmores’ friend Alan recently played a rabbi on The League, so that’s fun

Santa Burger is HORRIFYING. That is too much sour cream EVEN FOR ME.

Lorelei is the rudest person ever to grace Luke’s. HE HAS RULES. STOP YELLING.

SURPRISE LYNCH

Emily should not be talking to other people about condescending tones

Have Lorelei and Luke never been to a hospital before?

I DEMAND TO [DIE] FIRST is like the most Emily Gilmore thing to say

That was a very oddly-placed Charo reference

BE MORE 90s, LORELEI'S SHOES we can't

I’m glad Richard is ok

Luke’s hat is so boring

#gilmore girls

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01-09 -- Rory's Dance

Netanel's Thoughts

Midnight express now referenced in CONSECUTIVE episodes, for the record the turks hate that movie as it is a pretty awful depiction

Rory wants Sam to come to the dance. Lorelai has dress-making shenans. Okay now I'm just recapping.

WHY DOES PARIS GELLAR LIKE TRISTAN

Okay, that novel pun was a'ight.

I hate Tristan. I hate Tristan. I hate Tristan.

Tristan subscribes to outdated and restrictive gender norms

Paris needs to get, like, a hobby

HOW WAS RORY'S CHANGE A SINGLE DOLLAR?!?!?! Dance prices are like, 50 a ticket, 35 a ticket -- some amount rounded to a 5 or a 0.

Emily and Tristan should date -- they are meant for each other

Stay gold, Rory. (Full disclosure, never read or seen Outsiders -- just hip to references)

the two richie riches are killing me (louise and madeline) they're like -- on a different show and just wandered by to this one

Tristan's date looks like Missi Pyle's (fake) little sister

EMILY, LORELAI!!!! STOP CHIT CHATTING AND WATCH DOUBLE INDEMNITY

Paris paris paris. Can we talk? You are really insecure, and i think you should prolly talk to a therapist. I mean everyone should -- but you especially.

Tristan messing with sam is a MISTAKE. Dude has died -- been to hell -- his soul locked in a pit with LUCIFER (and Adam) -- I think he can handle Tristan

This is a very poorly chaperoned dance

def shake women with back spasms

Wow Emily is coming on hard. And yes -- even if Rory got pregnant, Lorelai would be a better mom than you and would've supported her daughter unlike you. (okay that next scene was rough though...poor Rory)

I like this Dance Couple -- she's just seen the Tristan fight and is nervous for her man

Anna's Thoughts

"A really rich kid in plaid" is a good guess for what was on the Chilton newsletter.

Has Tom Waits ever been played at a high school dance? Think about it.

Boyfriends are dance dates ONLY. No other point to boyfriends.

WAIT. Is that bottled beverage that’s always in the back of the shot CLEARLY CANADIAN? That shit was great

Is there chicken at school dances???

The other show we’re in the middle of is Friday Night Lights, and one big difference is that on FNL, no one has a phone. Really respecting the realism of “people using phones” on this show right now.

WHAT THE FUCK IS TRISTAN’S DEAL THOUGH

Susan Faludi is a DEEEEEEP cut

If Rory’s change from buying two dance tickets is ONE DOLLAR, you mis-priced your dance tickets, Chilton.

That neckline is hurting my feelings

Sookie’s. Leather. Skirt.

Emily Gilmore has so many ideas about things that are so wrong

Semi-pornographic leering monkey lamp

No but seriously are there high school dances with food? Is this a rich people thing??

omg is this mazzy star

it is!

UGH TRISTAN WTF

Paris’s date wtf

Oh it’s her cousin. Oh Paris. Oh dear.

Another conversation during a movie. And it's Double Indemnity.

Dristan? Is that a burn?

FIGHT FIGHT FIGHT

Those are some decorative-ass gourds

LOL Rory brought a book to the dance. I love you, you nerd

Rory! Put your shoes on in that snow!

WHAT STATE WERE THEY FOUND IN? Connecticut, Emily.

Lorelai’s back sure got better overnight!

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01-08 Love & War & Snow

Netanel's Thoughts

Stars Hollow has a VERY active community meeting

It's me, "Hairy Luke"

named Blumenfeld? loves Star Trek? SOUNDS PERFECT

Seriously, who calls Hunter S. Thompson -- Hunter Thompson

OMG -- Lane just ran her hand through some Blumenfeld's hair -- Lane Lane Lane we have GOT to talk about boundaries!

rich people are just so useless. Can't even heat up frozen pizza

Rory has a beeper -- that's amazing

Also, Rich people continue to be useless

Luke's got the snow-jealousy, bringing coffee to soldier reenactors isn't as good as bringing kisses to Lorelai's face

Lane is gonna learn a thing or two about kissing

I feel like I rag on this show a bunch -- so lemme give some praise here: I appreciate the demonstration of active and healthy (and yes teenag'd version is confusing and often leads to impulsive actions) but both Lorelai and Lane exhibiting physical attraction and desire is nice to see on telly.

Anna's Thoughts

I would definitely bring hoagies to the town meeting too

Oh those are hot dogs

This is a PRETTY good message from Max Medina. I’d listen to it twice too.

Maple sugar buttocks sound ok

Lane <3

Lane: I have a crush! Rory: great, great, I HAVE TO GO MEET DEAN NOW BYE

I really want to see the show where Lane tries to convince her parents that Rich Blumenfeld is Korean

If this isn’t setting up a situation where Max and Lorelei have a SEXY SNOW WEEKEND I hate this show

OH NO LANE

LANE

LANE WHY DID YOU DO THAT

Gotta be honest though, he was a lot blonder than I thought “Rich Blumenfeld” would be

Phew I don’t have to hate this show HI MAX MEDINA

Uh oh, Florence can’t get in! WHAT WILL THE GILMORES DO

Has Emily ever cooked?

Or spoken English? (“Whip UP?”)

Only maids eat frozen pizza

Those soda cups are so so so empty

Are rich people actually this useless? I don’t think I know any rich enough people to be sure.

LORELAI. YOU ARE AT A MOVIE. WITH OTHERS. STOP TALKING.

Okay, making out is ok

Emily Gilmore Eats Pizza: A Movie Event

HAHAHA ERROL FLYNN

"IIIIIIII’M gonna SWIIIIIIING from the CHANDE-LE-HEEEEEER" - Richard Gilmore (Nutty, these are lyrics to a popular song)

Okay, earlier I was on Lorelai’s side - traditions are fun and dressing up in old timey uniforms is great! But now that I realize that the “reenactment” is “standing” I’m kinda with Luke on this.

You wanna talk about good hair, you got Max Medina right here.

"That’s The Cure, I gotta go back in there." - Lorelai is a good mom

I KNOW LANE. MAX MEDINA DOES HAVE NICE HAIR

At least Rory is acknowledging that she’s being kind of a shitty friend.

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