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HOT AUTISTIC ADULTS IN YOUR AREA ARE UNSURE IF YOU WANT TO TALK TO THEM...CLICK HERE TO ESTABLISH CLEAR INTENT

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My ADHD Medication Turned Me Into A Bird?!

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Wendy Williams is right about the killer and the only reason you call her crazy is because you know she’s right and you just want to live in your own little two percent milk white toast baby banana mitten water world of cowardly ignorance

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highkey probably not good that my son traded our cow for some beans. unless they're magic ofc but what the fuck good ever happens in my life

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people really underestimate the - sitting in front of the task you’re supposed to do for two hours unmoving - part of the completing a task process

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well MY pussy has a fishing minigame.. soooo.....

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left nipple hard right nipple is chillin

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"hows the job search going"

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buying four things that are about sixteen dollars adds up to over sixty dollars. that doesn't make any sense they are each sixteen dollars (small price) and it is only four (small amount) they should not make over sixty dollars (big cost) this is why the economy is in shambles

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peter ustinov evil under the sun poirot swimsuit fit of all time i think

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cant have sex with my IOS wife because my dick doesn't fit her portussy so now i have to go to the shitfuck apple store and buy the like 200 dollar strapple

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having an iliad summer. doing a ton of brooding. might be blinded by selfishness and/or rage. considering unexpectedly dying to my hubris. hopefully that wont have devastating effects

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i love when i unsubscribe from a mailing list and the thing is like “You’ve unsubscribed, if this was a mistake, resubscribe here.” as if i didn’t have to use an 8x sniper scope to find the damn unsubscribe button in your email in the first place

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this sucks so bad i need to [remembers suicide jokes only worsen my mental health] put on the best talent show this towns ever seen

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Life hack! For the price of one therapy session, you can instead acquire 10-12 bottles of nail polish.