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i don't "date" and i don't "chill" and i don't "hang out." i make pacts. i swear oaths. i forge unbreakable bonds. this makes me a cool breezy person to take on road trips et cetera

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well MY pussy has a fishing minigame.. soooo.....

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left nipple hard right nipple is chillin

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"hows the job search going"

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buying four things that are about sixteen dollars adds up to over sixty dollars. that doesn't make any sense they are each sixteen dollars (small price) and it is only four (small amount) they should not make over sixty dollars (big cost) this is why the economy is in shambles

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peter ustinov evil under the sun poirot swimsuit fit of all time i think

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cant have sex with my IOS wife because my dick doesn't fit her portussy so now i have to go to the shitfuck apple store and buy the like 200 dollar strapple

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having an iliad summer. doing a ton of brooding. might be blinded by selfishness and/or rage. considering unexpectedly dying to my hubris. hopefully that wont have devastating effects

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i love when i unsubscribe from a mailing list and the thing is like “You’ve unsubscribed, if this was a mistake, resubscribe here.” as if i didn’t have to use an 8x sniper scope to find the damn unsubscribe button in your email in the first place

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this sucks so bad i need to [remembers suicide jokes only worsen my mental health] put on the best talent show this towns ever seen

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Life hack! For the price of one therapy session, you can instead acquire 10-12 bottles of nail polish.

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do you think, for a potato chip, being dipped in an onion-based condiment is like seeing an old friend for the first time in years, both of you fundamentally changed and soon destined to die but nonetheless still here in this moment?

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“maybe I’ll do it” I say sitting on my couch with no actual intention of doing it

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“I inherited my moms anger” “i inherited my dads coldness” well i inherited my grandmas spooky glowing red skull amulet and my towns has seen nothing but locusts swarms and floods since

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dorohedoro is about class resentment. it's about how your body is meat. it's about wouldn't it be fucked up if a cockroach played baseball. it's about how seeing a huge beautiful butch woman would heal anyone. it's about the immense distortion that power inflicts on those with it and those without it. it's about being a gay loser. it's about true and real friendship. but most of all, dorohedoro is about gyoza