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none of the words i want to say are in the bible

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Bro Dan and Phil’s niece can almost definitely TALK now. She has uncles! She has unclesss!!!!!!! They’re not like “haha the gay uncles at the function am i right” like no THEY ARE ACTUALLY THE GAY UNCLES

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The funniest thing to me was that Phil was both Dan’s husband and wife this video but Dan was just Phil’s coworker

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funniest part of the video was me (parasocial freak) and phil (his literal life partner) SIMULTANEOUSLY saying “that was you” when dan was telling the pasta story

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in the deepest corner of my hearts i know that dnp content overall is mid, but its good mid

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4 year olds when no ipad for the day

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no but seriously imagine it.

it's october 19th 2024.

we are all waiting for whatever dan and phil have planned for the thing day.

they slept through the day and forgot to tweet something funny about it.

the end.

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I think Phil likes Dan in knee highs.

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tudor princess gentle princess people’s princess

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phil during wad (ignore the phlonde)

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*leaving the cupboards open* heh. dan and phil reference

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when Dan and Phil come to Texas they CANNOT go to Bucee’s they’ll call it some shit like Phucee’s 😭

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just because i'm curious: phannies what is/was your college major? (if multiple just choose your fave)

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“Phil that is an incredible score!!” after he tells him what it rhymes with and shows him where the zoo is

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the theories that Dan is down bad for Phil and Phil doesn’t know/ they’re not together anymore make me laugh so fucking much because you’re telling me that this man edits or reviews videos and sees Dan looking at him like THIS

and Phil DOESN’T KNOW?? My guy doesn’t see the man sat next to him staring at him like he hung the moon, the sun and all the stars??? He doesn’t know he’s in love with him??????? are you insane?????

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