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why do beautiful men expect me to be able to listen to a word they say......... gorgeous i havent heard a thing you said in 15minutes im too busy thinking about biting you

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Cute goth bunnies 🖤 Artworks by @dayrisfelix on Instagram

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everyone should thank me because as bad as i am, i am holding myself back from being much worse

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I love characters that are completely harmless until they finally unleash their power and then they’re TERRIFYING

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“babygirl babygirl babygirl” i chant into the mirror three times then art donaldson appears

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“babygirl babygirl babygirl” i chant into the mirror three times then art donaldson appears

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turns out santa's workshop is still running on 32 bit windows xp so its been realy easy to scam the fuck out of the elves with ransomwear

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"Deny, Defend, Depose! Viva Luigi!! There ain't no 'us' in the private trust!"

Seen in Medford, Oregon

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"I want to live in a world in which teenagers can fulfil their natural purpose of being annoying" and "I do not always want to be annoyed by the teenagers" are compatible sentiments

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Bram Stoker’s Dracula | 1992

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calling my lover "mine" but not in the way that my toothbrush or notebook are mine, mine in the way my neighborhood is mine, and also everybody else's, "mine" like mine to tend to, mine to care for, mine to love. "mine" not like possession but devotion.

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enemies to friends to lovers prompts

being forced to work together for a project/mission and absolutely dreading it

separating themselves as much as possible if allowed (ex: booking different rooms, camping out in different places, stalling when they do have personal time)

“you really aren’t making this any easier.” “as if you are?”

“you put this here on purpose!” “okay, for once, i wasn’t trying to put you in any danger.”

annoying any other surrounding friends/teammates with their consistent arguing

“you left me! don’t you realize i could have died?!” “that was the plan!”

 finding out they both have another “enemy” in common, so they work together to either bother/get back at them (and maybe they realize they had lots of fun) 

 “you didn’t have to help me…” “yeah, well, unfortunately, i did. now come on, we don’t have time for this.” 

 “did i just hear a ‘thank you’??” “do not get used to hearing that.” 

 one making a snarky insult that was just so good, the other had to laugh

 “what is that? poison?” “it’s literally just lunch that i figured i should kindly share, but if you’re not hungry then…” “no, wait, i am! thanks, i guess..” 

 both being unable to sleep one night, bored out of their minds, and somehow spending hours talking to each other 

 one is injured and is hesitant of the other taking care of them

 ^ they then are shocked by how gentle they’re being treated 

 going from spending no time, to most of their time together 

 “i know i was just there, but i think i forgot my keys.” “if you needed an excuse to see me again, you could have just asked..”

 old (insulting) nicknames still being thrown around, but now it’s kind of endearing 

 “we swear we saw you leave their place last night.” “that must’ve been someone else.” 

 “that cute little face you’re pulling didn’t scare me before and it definitely won’t now. put it away.” 

 hiding their relationship from other friends because they know the reaction they’ll get 

 “no way, you still have this?” 

 sometimes their differences still clash, yet they learn to work through them 

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Spring and Summer.

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Hey. You. The American teenager inexplicably reading this. Don't join the US military. You're better than that. The military is a bunch of cops. Are they technically diverse and inclusive? On some level, kind of, almost. But their job is to kill people. They kill innocent people every day. They abuse their own members, especially their members who aren't white cis het middle class Christian men. The US exists through perpetual violence against the global working class, including its own working class. The military is how it carries out a large portion of that violence. You deserve better. You're better than that. Don't join.

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entering this great new phase of my life where, when someone treats me like shit, instead of going "oh man I guess I'm a piece of shit" I can whole-heartedly go "christ alive, what is wrong with you? you can't treat people like that" and it may sound simple but it took a long time to get here and there's no fucking way I'm going back

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Too much of the Taylor Swift conversation surrounds private jets and not enough acknowledge the fact that her cheap ass merch is being made possible by slave work in honduras. Which I think is actually useful information for people thinking of buying her merch.