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Students are repeatedly tossed away by corporate politicians like their lives don’t matter

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Me, writing a high fantasy novel: This is actually a pretty good idea.

Me: -checks The Silmarillion-

Me: Fuck, it’s taken.

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I mean at this point I’m pretty sure George didn’t even watch the last few seasons but if he did I would pay so much money to see his reactions like:

When the LONG night legit only lasts a couple of hours

When they reduced Tyrion (his favourite character) to an actual idiot whose greatest talent is bad cock jokes

When “Daenerys kind of forgot about the iron fleet”

When Deanery’s, a character he made so upset when one of her Dragons killed one child she locked them in a vault, then only a couple years later purposely burns hundreds of innocent children when the city has surrendered because D and D gave her a ridiculously rushed “mad Targ” plot line. And when they then made Greyworm, an ex slave, kill soldiers who had surrendered.    

When they completely ruined the arc of one of his most complicated characters: Jaime, and made him say “I never really cared about the innocents” and reduced him to nothing but the stupidest Lannister and Cersei’s lil bitch

When they made one of his most well written antagonists: Cersei, go out weeping and pitiful rather then in a mad fit of rage driven by her lust for power 

When they added no build up or foreshadowing for Bran to be King and its just decided in one conversation between a few characters and everyone just accepts Tyrion’s suggestion with almost no questions and the whole country just accepts a whole new system, which is basically a theocracy, and all this causes no conflict  

When he realised most people will think that this is what he intended and even when the final books are released the show’s ending will be more well known because television is way more ingrained in pop culture then novels are and that his name will forever be associated with this shit show    

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Yennefer of Vengerberg | 01x07 ➤ Before a Fall

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Not only did D&D forget Meera and Benjen still exist, that Ellaria was still in the dungeons below the Red Keep, that Yara might want to be told Theon is dead, or that Davos has a wife… they forgot Gendry’s name. Like don’t come at me saying I’m just bitter they wrote my fave a trash ending. I’ve got the most holistic approach to my hatred for these idiots ever.

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She’s not demanding, she’s asking. The others are free to ask as well.

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Season 8 is just one big “fuck you” to the fans

You like Jon Snow, the main character? Well, fuck you. We’ll turn him into an extra who’s just there to react at things

You expected Dany to become the just and beloved ruler she always dreamt to be? Well, fuck you. We’ll turn her into the mad queen

You like Arya kind and cheerful nature? Well, fuck you. We’ll turn her into a one-dimensional assassin (for several seasons in a row)

You like Sansa smart and compassionate nature? Well, fuck you. We’ll turn her into Littlefinger 2.0.

You expected the Three Eyed Raven to have an active role in the Night King demise? Well, fuck you. We’ll make him useless.

You like Tyrion cunning and witty nature? Well, fuck you. We’ll whitewashing him and turn him into a drunken fool

You like Jaime redemption arc? Well, fuck you. He hasn’t changed a bit since Season 1

You expected Cersei to have a painful death after all she has done? Well, fuck you. We’ll give her a Romeo and Juliet death

You expected Theon to die protecting the Starks? Well, fuck you. We’ll make him die while protecting The Three “I’m not Brandon Stark anymore” Eyed Raven instead and make him sacrifice himself for nothing

You expected Yara to kill Euron? Well, fuck you. We’ll make Jaime Lannister kill him even tho it’s not even his arc

You expected the Army of the Dead to be a force to be reckon with? Well, fuck you. We’ll kill them off in Episode 3

You expected a Targaryen restoration? Well, fuck you. We only allowed Jonerys for Jon to have a good cry after killing Dany

You wanted Braime to happen? Well, fuck you. We’ll make it happen so we can crush it in the same episode

You wanted Gendrya to happen? Well, fuck you. We’ll only make them have sex once

You like Sam, Gilly, Davos, Pod, Brienne, Tormund or Ghost? Well, fuck you. You won’t see much of them

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ONE YEAR | 4.14.19

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#mood

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October 12, 1962 at the Tower Ballroom in New Brighton.

“I never thought I’d ever meet Little Richard. He was my idol at school. The first song I ever sang in public was ‘Long Tall Sally,’ at a Butlins holiday camp talent competition! I love his voice and I always wanted to sing like him.” - Paul McCartney

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downton abbey rewatch thoughts part 1

almost through season 1 of rewatching downton so here are my many thoughts thus far

-mary is still my favorite and still me -MATTHEW IS THE LOVE OF MY LIFE AND DAN STEVENS HAS AGED LIKE A FINE ASS WINE MY 13 YR OLD HEART -and like I’d forgotten how in love with Mary Matthew already was???like no wonder they were my 13 yr old brangelina -I WOULD DIE FOR ANNA AND BATES -wow Thomas is that character I love to hate man poor guy ish -what the hell was o’brien’s deal jesus fucking christ I’m so glad she leaves in season 2 -cora is so random and awkward but also me as a mom -EDITH WAS TRASH FROM THE BEGINNING AND THEN GETS A REDEMPTION ARC I GET IT NOW -omg I forgot about sybil wowowowow -BRANSON LOOKS LIKE NIALL HORAN AND THEYRE BOTH IRISH WTFFFFFFFFFFF -carson is like mary’s second dad I love him -wow william, what a smol bean, precious puppy -omg I still feel my heart break for molesley just because -DAN STEVENS WAS HOT BACK THEN DAN STEVENS IS HOT NOW MAN I HAD GOOD TASTE BACK THEN -DAN STEVENS MORE LIKE DAMN STEVENS (btw i came up with that when i was thirteen don’t you fresh dan stevens stans come at me, i was here first, you’re in my house now) -I could still tell you the character’s names of each actor during the credit roll lol -what a rebel sybil -HAHA YOURE GONNA GET LEFT AT THE ALTAR -get a nose job -I still can’t believe mary’s pussy that good it killed four from divergent -matthew’s mom and maggie smith were the true power couple tbh -wow maggie smith was and still is the best damn thing about this show -i’m so fuckin thrilled i dont have to wait a damn year to watch the next season what a joy

those are all my thoughts for now, stay tuned :)

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Last night I dreamt that Obi-Wan saved Padme’s life by whispering in her ear “If you die Jar-Jar will become Naboo’s Senator”. After that she willed herself back to life.

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ANAKIN SKYWALKER AS DARTH VADER in the STAR WARS FILM FRANCHISE

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the ale won’t will disappoint