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Ow 30 Rock, how I miss you... No show came close to your level of subtle-yet-hilarious racism

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From Uncanny X-Men #8

Because being a superhero sometimes means sexing up a mutant tapeworm.

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"If that were any gayer, I'd be pooping rainbow feathered flamingos"

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In the second part of Grey for Mind Control, the Shadow King and Mojo show up, while Rachel turns into a dinosaur that's a dead ringer for 94 year old comedy legend Phyllis Diller... All that and the Shi'ar Death Commandos too!

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Today's entry is all about Rachel Grey, the X-men's Baby Phoenix... A potentialy primordial force who has about as much say over her own mind and body as a muppet in a category ten hurricane.

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Today's mind control heavy entry features Russian born superspy Black Widow, her likeable alter ego and Spider-Man who just wants to fall for a woman that isn't so hung up on keeping her own job or personality. And, as always, there's a viper hiding under the grass... Of the Helicarrier.

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Today's entry focuses on sweet talking, soul stealing jewelry, Spider-Man beating on the elderly and a red headed warrior woman who likes to slay wearing nothing but a thong and bra made of prehistoric pennies. Yes, yes... *THAT* old shtick again.

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Today's entry focuses on taming the savage, men in skintight leopard pants and dense hypocrisy. Chris Claremont tackles sensual seduction made possible through mnemonic scrambling collars... jungle style. And ladies? No need to get up and do your part. Trust me.

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Chris Claremont rides to the defence of Carol Danvers, after another writer had her mind controlled by an outerdimensional villain who impregnated her with... Himself? And you wonder why she drank...

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And in the fifth and final part of the Sage Saga, insult gets added to injury as the original independent woman Sage cheerfully agrees to toss aside every single shred of individuality for an existence as the user interface of an interdimensional planetarium. Wot a way to go!

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Ever wondered what would happen if all the data on the Internet was jammed into a computer running on Windows 3.11? Its essentially what happens in part IV of The Sage Saga!

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Its the third part of the Sage Saga... In which we discover mind control leads to covert lesbianism and that sometimes 'no' really does mean 'no'. Yeah, it shocked me too.

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And in the second part of The Sage Saga, the impenetrable computer meets some new, fun trojans she just can't seem to keep out. That Tessa, what a wee lil' cyber slut, she is.

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And in today's entry, we cover strong women in black leather with computer-like brains who get mind controlled almost as often as it is 'thát time of month...' So yes, there WILL be blood, in Sage Saga, part the one.

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"Its time to put on make up, its time to dress up right... its time to meet Pearl Jozefszoon on the Muppet Show tonight..." Ow, wait, we're still watching the finale of the Dutch edition of the Eurovision Song Contest... Could have fooled me.