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-Nessie's practically biting her lips to keep from exploding YOU GUYS HAVE A SEX TAPE AND IF YOU THINK I'M GOING TO STOP MAKING PUNS THIS ENTIRE WEEKEND YOU ARE WRONG by the time she gets to the kitchen with the Hale-Argents. Jake spins her around in his arms as soon as she gets close enough, settling his hands on her hips and looking at the newcomers over her shoulder.-

What's not moan-worthy about a good cup a joe? Especially if it's made with just the right touch. -Jake kisses Nessie's cheek, grinning against her skin.- Right, baby?

-Peter raises his eyebrows at Chris, the do you have any idea what’s going on here? readily apparent. Seeing as how Chris is giving him the same look, Peter follows after Nessie with Chris right behind.-

I dunno. Exactly how much do we like coffee?

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Yeah. Tons.

-kisses her and smiles against her skin- Have fun at school, Ness. I'll see you later.

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[THE LOCH NESS MONSTER’S SONG]

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#You look better with short hair

You're just jealous of my once flowing locks.

“Sam keeps giving me this look.. like he’s waiting for me or something. It’s kind of starting to freaking me out.”

- Jacob to Bella, New Moon.

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Yep. Expect knowing looks over breakfast. He's definitely asleep by now, though. C'mon. 

-He drags her out of bed and to her feet with him. She throws on one of his shirts for the trip down the hall, just in case, and he follows behind in just a pair of shorts. Naked is definitely a Nessie he prefers but he's gotta say, her wearing his clothes really works for him, too.-

  -He places a kiss on her shoulder, leaving his lips there as he asks-

Would it be only partially or totally wrong of me to admit that turns me on? 

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-He shoves at her shoulder.- I'm not stuck with anybody. And I used to hate all vampires regardless, too. Guess it's a good thing I had you to teach me different. 

  -He places a kiss on her shoulder, leaving his lips there as he asks-

Would it be only partially or totally wrong of me to admit that turns me on? 

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-He snorts.- Yeah, blood slurpees took a little getting used to. 

  -He places a kiss on her shoulder, leaving his lips there as he asks-

Would it be only partially or totally wrong of me to admit that turns me on? 

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-He places a kiss on her shoulder, leaving his lips there as he asks-

Would it be only partially or totally wrong of me to admit that turns me on? 

Ohhh -she sits up with the sheet wrapped underneath her arms-  You could have some sort of shifter super sperm.  And it’s obvious my ova are kickass.  Well, just so you know, I’m not ready to raise any super-babies. -although, honestly, the idea of little Jake’s and Nessie’s running around is intriguing, in a vague sort of way-

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We only have the rest of forever to figure out when we are. -Which, honestly, he's still not used to. At all. Nobody really wants to grow old and die but having eternity thrust at you? Knowing you'll be alive in a thousand years? Assuming something didn't kill them first. Weird.- 

Ohhh -she sits up with the sheet wrapped underneath her arms-  You could have some sort of shifter super sperm.  And it’s obvious my ova are kickass.  Well, just so you know, I’m not ready to raise any super-babies. -although, honestly, the idea of little Jake’s and Nessie’s running around is intriguing, in a vague sort of way-

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-He wraps around her again as she types out a text to Bella.-

Well, unless our genetics overrule birth control, I think we're good. 

-As soon as he says it, he actually has to wonder if their genetics could do that. It's not like the suppliers had vampire hybrids in mind when they made their pills.-

  -She smiles a little-  Yeah, Mom told me.  Are you planning on making a child bride out of me? -she raises her eyebrow as she asks-

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Mmm -he wraps his arm around her waist and nuzzles her neck- I am more than okay with that. I'll even make you breakfast.

  -She smiles a little-  Yeah, Mom told me.  Are you planning on making a child bride out of me? -she raises her eyebrow as she asks-