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office mug

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FUCK YOU AND FUCK YOUR TRAIN

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Not a dream

Friendly reminder that you are important, valid and you deserve love.

You deserve good things in your life and the world is a better place with you in it.

If you are feeling bad today, I hope this post finds you and reminds you that you are not alone. I love you.

This is your sign not to give up.

Now go drink your water, babe.

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enjoy sky blue :)

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How To Calm an Angy First Mate By Doctor Carmilla

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Today’s gender was preventable, and I just didn’t try.

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So apparently, these are the guys who hacked AO3, and it’s the reason that it shut down earlier today. We can’t let these fuckers get away with this.

Y’all know what to do.

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yes he do!

he do a little dance

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The answer is yes.

Someone call Jonny.

the whole submarine thing is definitely a Magnus Archives episode, there is absolutely no doubt about that.

The question is, is it:

a) a vast episode about being lost in a deep sea, maybe the titanic they found gets lost and all they can see is dark water, and then shapes start to appear in it and are dragging then down as to not be found

OR

b) a buried episode about being in a tiny confined space with 5 other people as oxygen levels go down and its harder to breathe, and the pressing weight of the water makes everything feel even more claustrophobic

thoughts?

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Go vote Nastya. Do it. This is a threat.

Round 2 Poll 14: GLaDOS from Portal vs Nastya Rasputina from the Mechanisms

entry propaganda:

GLaDOS

big!! lovely!! will kill you!! loves you (in-game woman protagonist) a lot!! also hates you!! <3 big robot also <3 a robot that by extension is the entire science lab <3

Weirdly obsessed with another woman and fucks with her "for science"

Had a very fun codependent relationship with Chell which led to me discovering fan fiction in middle school

In unrequited(?) lesbian love with the main character who is also her test subject in the first game and the beginning of the second game. Literally writes and performs a gay-ass aria to her. Has written 4 songs about her if you count the one that’s cut content and the one in the lego game. Also her entire character motivation is “science” until it becomes “science and revenge.” Caused MANY, MANY lesbian awakenings

GLaDOS does it all - evil robot science MILF. While not necessarily a lesbian, a fondness for her is a lesbian trait, and her two songs are breakup songs w/ a woman, so read into that how you wish.

Nastya Rasputina

She is canically gay and is the engineer of the starship. Who is sentient. And her girlfriend. Yes the starship is sentient and her girlfriend.

canonically wlw AND trans. is literally dating her sentient ship, Aurora (in both a romantic and sexual sense.) shes the last princess of Cyberia, which is pretty much just Sprussia (Space Russia) (her backstory is really just the Romanov massacre but make it cyberpunk).

She is an imortal space pirate. She's dating the spaceship (who's name is Aurora). She has mercury for blood. She has forced the mechanisms to go do quests because Aurora was sad. She has the most autistic swag of any charcter I have ever seen.

Canonically a lesbian and dating the sentient starship aurora!! Also immortal space pirate

Not only is she the engineer of a sentient spaceship, she's also in a romantic and sexual relationship with the ship!

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You know how sometimes the Distortion would try to trick people into going into it? D'you think it ever manifested as a refrigerator door?

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Obviously I’m going to tell you if I see any good cows!