normalslimeguy

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i personally think i would thrive in a yurt

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pass the ox? of course, the hunt was plentiful.

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Sorry but I need to buy more pain meds. Please help a disabled trans woman out!! I'm also one of the moms of @rickybabyboy if it helps

$0/$50 raised

Venmo: AGIEF

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TONIGHT WE'RE EATING CUBES AND DRINKING BLUE.

FUCK YOURSELF.

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Scared my boyfriend because I yelled "poop 9/11" as soon as I saw this

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Reminder that the label NSFW (or versions like nsft) is not a moral judgment. "Not safe for work" literally means "if your boss glanced over and saw this on your phone or computer screen, you could get penalized or fired." That's why nudity is labeled as NSFW because even if nude bodies aren't inherently sexual, your boss probably still wouldn't be thrilled to see naked people on your screen.

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"parents rights" folk are some of the most insidiously evil slimeballs imaginable but everyone gives them a pass because of some delusional cultural belief that there's an inherent nobility in popping some poor bastard into the world that gives one carte blanche to treat them like property for a decade or two

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no more gimmick blogs

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if tumblr shuts down you can find me on tumblr. ill still be here. they cant make me leave

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there are teenagers today using smartphones who don’t even remember the real gun emoji. they have never experienced it.

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having trouble staying online anymore. doing unwell mentally & physically. abusive oldest brother in NV atm doing coke & visiting. must hide my walker while hes here. hes still trying to force me to get rid of cat, use up our ebt & kidnap me. hoping he'll leave soon. lost entire days due to dissociation. older brother being ableist at me as well. i want out. in free time training for jobs + sorting out stuff to flee with the help of my friend filsan & others. no longer have the funds to get to interviews anymore though.

currently need weekly rent of $374.47 by 4/10 before 8pm pst. do also need savings to have hope of getting out of here. im sorry for needing sm. n i really appreciate my lovers & my friends for sticking by me n providing support in any way they can sm. ily.

PAYLiNKS GFM COMMS 🧚 CF GOALS

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for the love of god please help me

Hi, I'll get right to the point. In July last year, my mom and I had to move in with a family member and are currently living in her garage. This family member is a vindictive, hateful, and manipulative person, goes through our things when we're gone, does not allow us to eat after certain times, slams doors to startle us, and constantly hangs it over our heads how "gracious" she was to let us live in her garage instead of letting us be on the street. Despite complaining that she is embarrassed of us living here and wants us out of here as soon as possible/constantly threatens kicking us out (despite coming to us about us living here), we have to pay for our own food, toilet paper, etc., and my mom has to pay HALF the electric bill (this family member will randomly turn all the lights on in the house and leave them on/turn them back on when we turn them off in hopes of getting more money from my mom for the electric bill) as well as rent simply for just living here, and this eats up each paycheck my mom gets and we have not been able to save up absolutely anything to move out. Any money we save up at this point relies entirely on me having an income, and I have been job-hunting since August and haven't heard from anywhere yet. I have never been in contact with such an evil individual in close quarters like this, the way we're treated here/watching how my mom is treated is draining me of my mental well-being and there is nowhere to go to get a break, I feel hopeless that we will ever be able to move out any time soon. I had to re-home my cat who is being fostered by a friend for the time being, and it's not the main priority because I know she is safe and cared for, but on top of everything I just miss my cat so badly it hurts and I just want to be able to get by enough to get our own place and be reunited with her.

I'm opening up commissions, they are pay what you want. I truly do not care enough at this point to accurately price my art, I am so at a loss for what to do until I get a job that I am willing to accept any amount in exchange for my art. I have some recent examples of what I can do if anyone is interested listed below (I apologize for the awkward formatting).

(Text says "Simple pixel doodles/paintings" and "More detailed/clean drawings, shading/backgrounds") I have a Bluesky where I will be posting commissions on if given permission.* I also have a Bluesky for nsfw art that I do not feel comfortable sharing the name of out in the open, but if you are 18+ feel free to dm me about this. *For both my regular and nsfw Bluesky accounts, I will post commissions ONLY if given permission by the buyer. If you do give permission for me to post it, you can let me know if you'd like it to be known it's for you, or if you'd like me to leave you anonymous. All posted commission art will be posted with a large watermark that the version you get will not have. I will NOT draw: -Proship -Noncon/cnc -Aged up characters/age*play/dd*lg/anything related -Real people These apply for both my regular and nsfw Bluesky accounts. I am only able to use ca$happ, which is @/wwdits (my full name will be listed, you can check with me to confirm if you have the right account). I apologize for the inconvenience. I know this is long, but I am very desperate to convey the type of work I can do so I can make a bit of income to set aside to get out of here. Thank you so much for reading, and if you cannot commission but know someone who might be interested, please share wherever possible. Thank you so much for reading and may things get better for all of us.

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“i must be faking this for attention” thinks the girl who isn’t even telling anyone about it