normalslimeguy

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feeling sick from laughing at this pre workout brand I saw on google images

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im going to drink a $7 light beer at the zoo and become the jane goodall of leafcutter ants

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The ceasefire is over. Israel killed over 400 people overnight. It is blocking all aid and supplies into the strip. They seek to exterminate the population. Please support the fundraisers.

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htps://www.blutonews.org/article/21

Bluto Gave A Terrible Handjob To The Somebody With a Long Weird Penis and They Jizzed Anyways

Bluto was always bad at handjobs but he loved doing them, so he was ecstatic when his newest hookup let him touch their weener! he tugged and pulled and twisted it painfully, this gave the long weird penis friction burn but they blasted gunk anyways making Bluto squeal and giggle with joy.

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the eraserhead baby is like snoopy to me = i will reblog any stupid post mentioning him

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i'm the one who first invented fingering. if you even care.

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if I were a bee I'd fetishize the idea of a beekeeper clipping my tiny wings so I can't escape (remembers you're not supposed to say shit like that) I mean yesterday I ate two yogurts normally

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crying

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smallest cat to ever exist spotted playing with a uranium nucleus like a ball of yarn

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Other people already said it but sending immigrants to El Salvador is not a deportation but a kidnapping. Deportation is sending a person to their country of origin. This is something worse.

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My Life Changed When I Discovered Peer-to-Peer File Sharing at Age 10 by heart__rot

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Acrylic on Canvas

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jigsaw voice in front of you is a delicious yummy. you have to eat the whole thing. you can take a few bites. you aren't allergic to it. if you eat the whole hting i'll give you another. i love you.