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Ok so I was looking for historical slang terms for penis (gotta be era-accurate when writing vintage dick jokes) and I came across….something

some linguist compiled a literal timeline of genitalia slang–a cock compendium, if you will–that dates back all the way to the fucking 13th CENTURY. This motherfucker tracked the evolution of erection etymology through 800+ years, because if he doesn’t do it, who else will? Thank you for your service, Johnathon Green.

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j e a l o u s y ;

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I cut the cake on my baby gender reveal party and the m&m’s are purple. “It’s a Saint!” we shout in unison. My family is sobbing. Johnny Gat is there,

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@sakialyn I’ve finally been watching the Ace Attorney anime (dubbed, because I’m also playing Detective Pikachu and I’m multitasking this bitch; but also, the dub is actually pretty good except Maya’s voice is not growing on me at all :/ ) and I’m gonna start replaying T&T and COME @ ME WITH FEELS PLEASE, I’M IN NEED. I still haven’t finished the last two games, but soon, man. Soon. 

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Resident Evil 0 + Locations

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The cutest little assistant.

Photo via by MissyTheSnake

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interiors of the queen zenobia

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make me choose > t4lizorah asked: vanguard or engineer

“Vanguards are feared for their high-risk, high-reward combat style, closing quickly on enemies and destroying them at short range with weapons and biotic abilities. They are outfitted with L5n implants, enabling them to perform a biotic charge that strikes the opponent with incredible force while bringing the Vanguard in for close-range combat.”

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Leon S Kennedy’s profile/biography (from resident evil archives 2 art book)

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Dissidia NT: Heroes

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In September 2017, I did a nearly full recreation of Nate's journal from Uncharted 2. Everything was drawn by me using the original pages as a template, the flowers were pressed by me, and all handwriting redone by me (which was interesting because I could nearly recreate Nate's handwriting when I finished. Except the k's. I couldn't get his k's down). And then, at Salt Lake Comic Con, I met Nolan North and he signed the journal. Basically one of the greatest things.

A lot of the process of working on these, including products used, the process of staining the pages, and how I redid the drawings can be found on my instagram: https://instagram.com/zombiehandcreations