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I literally am drooling bcus of all my laughing

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i drew this little friend and i dont know what he is but i love him

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I can’t believe this isn’t real.

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Everyone who reblogs this will get a cheesy Supernatural pick-up line in their ask

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Bob scrubbin’ your blog.

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I love this post.

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here’s a tip: if you start dating a depressed person, don’t be surprised if they are still depressed while they are dating you. they’re not depressed because they’re single, and you are not an all-powerful cure for mental illnesses. just be there for them.

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When i was like 13 was allowed to use the internet unrestricted for the first time and i spent a lot of time on Runescape. One of the people i talked to on there was this person who had much higher levels than me in every skill and had, to my perception, a seemingly overflowing amount of game resources. One day i was taking about wishing i could get gold ore to level my smithing and not having access to any and they like “here, you can have this gold that i have” and just gave me this big stack and i was like “i don’t even have anything to offer back”. They told me they didn’t need anything and just wanted to be nice. I said that they didn’t have to and what they told me honestly has stuck with me since, they said “life’s too short to spend it being mean to people” and like it’s such a simple thing to say but combined with their actions and the weight they bore to me at the time was hugely influential on my outlook on life and the way i treat others. I don’t know who that person is but they changed my life that day and I’m so thankful to them.

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effingstiles:

effingstiles:

i wonder how many candy canes i can fit in my mouth

the answer is 19

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The paradox of Oscar the Grouch: opposite and incompatible emotions which mutually cause each other. From How to Be a Grouch (1976) by Caroll E. Spinney.

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LMAO THE FUCK? YEAH YOU ARE

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please don’t touch my thigh my dick will rise like apollo 13

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bluebirdsonawire:

one-handsome-devil:

pr1nceshawn:

What Canned Koala looks like…

I WANT TWELVE.

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i found this picture of leonardo dicaprio

so i just

im sorry.