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wolfstar+harry family :D

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Recently my grandmother found out I’m queer. Her response was to tell me that she disapproves of me living with my “friend” (i.e. my girlfriend) and that I should give up my vile queer ways and become a Christian (Lol). She even sent me a bible.  Here are its remains, which I made into black-out poetry.

Poem 1: Bisexual (from Leviticus 19:9)— “Have sexual relations with her.  Have sexual relations with him.  Have sexual relations with both a woman and a man.  Have sexual relations with yourself. Vomit on everyone who does not respect you.”

Poem 2: Fisting (from Judges 8:5)— “water/ lap the water/ drink/go down to drink/your hands/go down/I give into your hands/go down/encouraged/down/on the seashore/the whole hand/your hand/inside/I get to the edge/and shout/grasping/crying out/Beth/Beth/Beth/Beth/Beth/God/I came”

Poem 3: A Letter to the Exiles (from Jeremiah 28:13) — “Ze said: ‘Do not let lies name you, nor harm your heart. Gather. Raise the sword against them. They scorn and reproach, for they have not listened— again and again have not listened.’ “

Poem 4: Child (from Ezekiel 16:22) — “Your father and your mother rubbed salt in. No one looked on you with pity or had compassion enough for you, for on the day you were born you were despised. Live! Grow.  I looked at you and saw you were enough.”

Poem 5: Father (from Ezekiel 16:22) — “You never adored us. You became very angry. You took some out on us. Your sons and daughters were not enough? You slaughtered— in all your detestable practices— our youth.”

Poem 6: Misandry (from Acts 27:41) — “Dangerous men should be broken.”

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Me:OMG [insert ship] ARE SOO IN LOVE THEY CAN’T LIVE WITHOUT EACH OTHER BECAUSE THEY’RE SOULMATES

Also me:I don’t need a partner.Love doesn’t exist.Leave me alone.

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maybe it’s…. subtle.

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Hi TT :), I just went on your marauders threads masterpost and none of the links worked. Honestly it might be my computer (I have a super nasty virus atm) but then it might not be. To give you an idea, every time i scroll over the links the typing cursor comes up (y'know the one with the lines that highlights stuff) I've refreshed the page quite a few times and nothing seems to be working. I will carry on refreshing and see if it will work, but for now I just thought you ought to know :)

(( OOC: Yeah, I’m not sure what’s going on there. :P I’ll try and get that fixed… but in the meantime… let’s see if this works: 

MARAUDERS THREAD MASTERPOST:

Weiterlesen

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Art by:@emilyscartoons

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A bird in the hand is worth a thousand words

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JSJSJS he is trying 😂

[btw this is how I would post on IG, I still don’t get the handle of tumblr and how to @ other accs, but here is the link to the dialogue post https://tonymustbeloved.tumblr.com/post/175594789148/tony-i-got-netflix-for-you-like-you-asked-peter] ❤️

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Trying out new styles

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concept: butch elf and her femme dwarf gf

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According to Sesame Place’s website, certification included special training for all employees focusing on “sensory awareness, motor skills, autism overview, program development, social skills, communication, environment, and emotional awareness,” so that they can cater to children of all needs.

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Boyfriend: (walks into living room) Good girl!

Both me and dog: (looks up excitedly)

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i love cutthroat kitchen but bingewatching makes it really stand out how often alton brown refers to himself as ‘daddy’ and makes contestants wear spreader bars