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you know the most amazing thing about this kiss???it was unscripted!!!!
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god i hate knowing i have stuff to do it's like bearing a curse
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"have you learned how to drive yet" i have the spirit of friendship in my heart. the joy of lifes little things in my soul. the whimsy of magic. the beautiful enjoyment of nature. the answer is no though
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beauty standards are so fucked up what happened to i love your body because it's you. what then.
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radiohead was just like "but i am a creep, i am a weirdo, what the hell am i doing here, i don't belong here" and we all went like "OMG,ME TOOOooooo "
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having sex>>>>dryhumping
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men have those slutty veins in their hands and expect you not to lose a lil focus
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judas was probably like "jesus has pulled off so many wacky things, he'll get out of this one lickity split, and i get three shiny coins out of it, too"
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not daemon taking rhaenyra to the pleasure house to scare her and then going ‘oh shit. abort abort’ when he realized that nah man rhaenyra is 100% down to fuck him in a brothel
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by the power vested in me by sappho of lesbos,i now pronounce you wife and wife!
#rhaenyra targaryen#rhaenicent#rhaenyra x alicent#sappho#hotd#house of the dragon#wife and wife#game of thrones
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when kali uchis said,"you are my church you are my place of worship" and when hozier said,"the only heaven i'll be sent to is when i'm alone with you" and when lana del rey said,"when i'm down on my knees you're how i pray!"
#kali uchis#relating romance to religion#hozier#sacred#lana is our queen#lana del gay#lana del ray lyrics
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me:i really hate it when musicians sing about sex.it's disgusting! hozier:with her sweetened breath and her tongue so mean... feeling more human and hooked on her flesh...fresh from the fields all fetor and fertile...it's bloody and raw,but i swear it's sweet...(dies from excitement)
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