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Kelly please make him grow his hair out

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Max keeps his winning every race he finishes record

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I understand why they did it, but I feel bad for checo.

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MAX VERSTAPPEN LEADS THE WORLD CHAMPIONSHIP!!!

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Who knew Spain could be this entertaining

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Lando, Max f, Max v, Kelly and Luisa hanging out is something I never knew I needed, but I love it🥰🥰

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Max „I Want To Drive Fast and Fuck Shit Up” Verstappen gently smiling at his partner’s little daughter is something that can be so personal…

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COOL DOWN ROOM IS BACK!!!!

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COOL DOWN ROOM I LOVE COOL DOWN ROOM

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Not gonna lie, the Red Bull side pods are making me a bit nervous.

Credits: albertfabrega on twitter

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Not to alarm anybody, but HOLY SHIT LANDO JUST POSTED A TIKTOK!!!

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the blatant misogyny from all those kelly exposed pages is so funny

“oh i’m a mum and i feel weird about her always using a nanny”

“can’t believe kelly and victoria are going on holidays and leaving their kids behind”

1. how the fuck do you know kelly “always” leaves baby p with a nanny? You see what ever she wants to post on social media, that’s not a great insight into her life and even then you do not ever tell someone how to parent their child

2. leave victoria the fuck alone, she’s aloud a break, she has 2 kids now and both are still very young, which is stressful enough as it is and then add on how young vic herself is so it’s perfectly understandable why she wants a rest

“kelly said she was going to post max and baby p on her private story but she just went and posted a pic with them”

So? She can still post public photos of her family, she’s now just posting a lot less publicly and a lot more privately

you pages actually need to take a good hard look at yourself and think why posting misogynistic takes about women you don’t fucking know is so fun and apparently such a good way to spend your time when in reality your opinion doesn’t really matter <3

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i mostly lurk on f1blr, but i think i’m starting to grasp how it works:

god i hate maks v*rstappen. how dare he be born to jos verstappen and not disown the man who raised him and funded his whole career. pathetic. let’s never forget that JEV and daniil lost their seats bc of him. wait – JEV, how? i don’t know, but i’m sure it was maks’ fault. what’s even worse is that he held alex albon’s psyche hostage. there’s just no way that alex could possibly appreciate the support that rb has shown him or consider m^x a friend - nope, either alex has stockholm syndrome or he’s a talentless twat. m*x even managed to brainwash seb, because seb couldn’t possibly have rooted for him over lewis. lando doesn’t count, that muppet is belgian just like m** (yes, did you know that maks is fake dutch!??). i haven’t even started with his crimes against charles. what do you mean charles picked maks to win? impossible, m*x’s cruelty towards charles must have broken his mind as well. there’s just no possible way that charles might actually enjoy driving on the edge with his childhood rival.

and no i’m not gonna call him by his simple three-letter name. he is and always will be maks or &*# or he who must not be named. anyways so maks voldemort is also causing the sport to die. i don’t believe the record viewer numbers and zandvoort is just a void in space-time bc m*x is rapidly killing our sport. anyways while f1 crumbles to its inevitable demise, i’m gonna harass latifi and his gf. why? because christian horner told me to. yes that’s right, christian very specifically instructed me to behave like a moronic asshole.

let’s also talk about why m@x doesn’t deserve the wdc. first he actually followed track limits in bahrain (what a fuckin’ loser) unlike his wdc rival. then he  got lucky for the rest of the season. what do you mean his tire blew up in baku, he got taken out in silverstone (lmfao), got taken out again by bowling ball bottas, and as a result had to take an engine penalty for sochi? LUCK – all examples of LUCK! i don’t give a fuck that he led 652 laps vs his wdc rival’s 303, led for 15 out of 22 races, had 18 podiums despite 3 DNFs, 10 pole positions, and an average finish of 1.89 compared to lewis’ 2.80. nope – clearly one tiny decision from helmut’s fuckboy masi made the ONLY difference over the whole season. actually nvmd, it’s all bc of checo, that spineless tit and his dangerous driving bc how dare he not simply roll over and die and let lewis past without a fight. look at how rb abuses their second driver. checo’s so replaceable they brought a cardboard cutout of him to celebrate with at the factory. now bottas – that’s how you properly treat a second driver. so in conclusion, i’m gonna tell all maks fans that they are racist. proof? there’s lots but i’m not gonna show you.

👆🏼anyways i hope i got all of that correct. i couldn’t possibly be insane.

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This man is so fucking gone for his girl and I’m loving it.

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Ok so now Lando confirmed his relationship with Luisa I need some cute content from them to get us through the off season

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Well this is just the cutest thing ever🥰🥰

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I think Kelly might be pregnant. Like early on pregnant.

I first thought this when max posted that picture of them in front of the Christmas tree. Max and Kelly are holding their hands in front of her stomach and I feel like she looks a little bigger.

Then all the group pics we’ve seen she’s either crouched behing P or half hidden behind someone so we can’t see her stomach. The being hidden behind someone really stood out to me because there is a picture of them all neatly lined up and she’s the only one standing half behind someone and there is a bunch of space to the other side so it’s not like she had to.

The third thing I noticed was that the videos that were posted of Christmas eve when they were unwrapping gifts every time the camera would shift to her they’d move away so quick you couldn’t even really see her.

And then I looked back at the pics of her in the black outfit for pepe jeans and she looks a little bigger than she used to, but that might just be my brain playing tricks on me because I have this idea in my head.

I really really don’t want to start rumours, especially because it’s probably not true, but I just need to share because I’m going mad keeping it to myself.