noormcfly
noormcfly
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noormcfly · 9 years ago
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I feel this is really under-appreciated
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noormcfly · 9 years ago
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I don’t know what’s funnier, his urge to not crack a big smile or his last name being “ay lmao”
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noormcfly · 9 years ago
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Today, I fucked up... by telling my wife about parallel universes and infinite possibilities
My wife and I have a 3 year old son who we love dearly. We often talk about how cool it would be if he were a twin. Then we could have two of them! So I offhandedly told her that in a parallel universe, it’s likely we have died and our son is alive. If we could just figure out a way to get him from his universe to ours, everyone wins. She’s been crying for two hours now over our parent-less son in another universe. And I haven’t even told her yet that swans can be gay.
Check out more TIFUs: Internet`s best fuck ups are here.
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noormcfly · 9 years ago
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noormcfly · 9 years ago
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you have no proof that i am not at least one of the members of daft punk
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noormcfly · 9 years ago
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By Maysoon Masalha , Abu Dhabi’s airport art hub 👌
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noormcfly · 9 years ago
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i cant wait to be a piece of shit w/ a bachelors degree
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Raven was the original Nicki Minaj.
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noormcfly · 9 years ago
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when u and ya mom about to leave to house and she get a phonecall and u just standin there like
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noormcfly · 9 years ago
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The Story of Romeo and Juliet Condensed Into a Single GIF
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daaaaaamn obi!  (insp.)
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he was talking about when you’re a little kid but i relate to this as a college student
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noormcfly · 9 years ago
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Today, I fucked up... by showing my dad Rise of the Planet of the Apes
I downloaded it for him and put it on a USB so he could watch it when he had some downtime. So he watched it tonight and when I got back in, I asked him what he thought.
“Really good, but quite confusing at times though, took quite a bit of effort to understand the direction but it wasn’t impossible”
I knew something wasn’t quite right. My dad is an intelligent man - he should be understanding this film with no problems whatsoever. I projected my disbelief to him -
“The plot is good, it’s a good film! I don’t know how that wasn’t apparent to you?!”
He replied: “It was just quite unclear at times with the dialogue, the script was definitely lacking, which was a shame because it could have been really good!”
I was still heavily confused - most people who have seen this film would agree it’s engaging and exciting. I could not see what the problem was.
I took the USB stick back and plugged it into my laptop and I decided to watch it again for the hell of it.
Then I realised.
The download didn’t have hardcoded subtitles.
The man literally sat there watching apes grunt at eachother for the best part of 2 hours without a fucking clue what they were saying.
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noormcfly · 9 years ago
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When you finally find the name of the song thats been stuck in your head
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