noonessecret

[noonessecret]

if you’ve ever had a fantasy about me 👀 will you tell me on anon what it was 👀

[noonessecret]

I need a cute man to suck on my tits

[noonessecret]

when i say cocks i always mean straps as well btw .. all cocks .. any cocks .. these holes are equal opportunity for all

[noonessecret]

want someone naked laying with their head on my lap while i work from the couch to touch and grope <3

[noonessecret]

hypersexual bf 🤝 free-use gf

[noonessecret]

car sex while it’s raining outside 🥺

[noonessecret]

You know when someone says something to you that just hits one of your kinks just right and your brain freezes for a few seconds

[noonessecret]

a girlfriend is just a weighted blanket that bites you

[noonessecret]

Yo not kink shaming also means not shaming people for being less kinky. If someone is happy being vanilla let them do them, don’t act like your sex life is superior because you’re into different shit

[noonessecret]

i'm in fact THE problem but at least i'm sexy

[noonessecret]

love is stored in the bite mark

[noonessecret]

no tail to wrap around someone. no claws to knead into anything. no way to purr. not even whiskers. we are fucked as a species.

[noonessecret]

can i use your boobs as a pillow? i'm sleepy

[noonessecret]

need to be babied and complimented and kissed within an inch of my life

[noonessecret]

There's something so hot about the way someone says "god you're cute" when you do something silly and it's with the intention to completely ruin you. 😳

[noonessecret]

a little dry humping never hurt a friendship..

[noonessecret]

Men who like to be used like toys raise your hands.