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My husband has been back from war for weeks but suffers from a weak and amnesiac mind (AO3 keeps logging me out every time I refresh my page)

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Me in bed when AO3 suddenly switched to light mode:

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Me: tries to log in

A03: logs me out

Me: tries again

A03: same result

Me:

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my wife (ao3) has thrown me out (i can't log in) and now i have to sleep on the curb (read fic on tumblr)

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please help my son (ao3) is very sick (server down)

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my husband (ao3) is at war (down with log in issues) and i miss him (climbing the walls, gnawing at the ceiling)

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Me when I realize I'm not the only one getting logged out of Ao3:

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the Batkids grow up and realize that Bruce’s whole “I stay calm so you stay calm while badly injured” shtick was SO close to unraveling at any second and they had no freaking clue. Bruce was putting a field tourniquet on them and smoothing their hair back, talking about stay calm, yeah chum? meanwhile the Batkid in question is like yeah, why am I freaking out? maybe I am taking this too seriously. and Bruce is quietly having a tiny mental breakdown in the front of the Batmobile where they can’t see him trying to remember how to drive because Robin’s bleeding out, Robin’s bleeding out—

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meow meow meow

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it's dumb fuck tuesday reblog if you're nothing

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The Owl House (Season 1) Speedrun Any%

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Wow. The patience, kindness and calm communication skills. Outstanding.

From raindovemodel

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A book crystallized in the ocean

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Not what I expected coming from John Green