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Still too mentally cooked for a return but I'm alive. I tried a new flavor of reign. It was good as always
Okay bye again

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TMI NSFW I WARN YOU
MY FUCKING VIBRATOR JUST DIED WHEN I WAS ALMOST THERE KILL ME PLEASE LIFE IS SO UNFAIR
Honestly this isn't that bad compared to some of the things I get. In fact I've had almost this exact ask before lol
What's more concerning is how close together your dream comment and this ask was ☠️🙃
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I've gotten a whole 10 hours of sleep all week and if that's not on being bipolar and having a manic episode what is?!
Shall we keep this party going?!
Not like I have a choice!
High key Noodle is crashing the fuck out
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I just had such a violent dream... Like it was interesting, but too much gore and some events at like scenes from a horror movie. Like it was just fucking nuts. I can't tell you about events but stay sfw
Oh? 🙃
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This reminded me of you

Oh my god! I want to be a crow pet!!!
I wonder if the ones I feed named me?
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I swear mini eggs have crack in them
I'm more addicted to these than I am energy drinks
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I have been so fucking dazed out the last few days
Like I'm talking not a braincell to my name
Zombie stumbling around
I haven't had caffine since last stream. On Wednesday. Not a single caffeinated cell in my body right now
MAYBE THATS WHY IM STRUGGLING TO HUMAN?!?! All the effects of the sedative meds and NONE of the caffine?!
Anyways I'm rectifying this now
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Awe damn. I can't decide between moving there or to Dildo!
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Blame the vessel I puppet, not me. Damn thing won't sleep more than a few hours every night
A mysterious letter finds its way under your door…
It’s an invitation to shells birthday party on March fifth!
It’s a tea party with pastries, snacks, and drinks!
Please come and enjoy!
@sal-the-caterpillar @noodle-is-unstable @crescent-moon-deity @ryosukuna @nymphea-cafe @dustywrites @itscandyanon
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Wha...what do you think I am???
A mysterious letter finds its way under your door…
It’s an invitation to shells birthday party on March fifth!
It’s a tea party with pastries, snacks, and drinks!
Please come and enjoy!
@sal-the-caterpillar @noodle-is-unstable @crescent-moon-deity @ryosukuna @nymphea-cafe @dustywrites @itscandyanon
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Yeah I can work with that!
A mysterious letter finds its way under your door…
It’s an invitation to shells birthday party on March fifth!
It’s a tea party with pastries, snacks, and drinks!
Please come and enjoy!
@sal-the-caterpillar @noodle-is-unstable @crescent-moon-deity @ryosukuna @nymphea-cafe @dustywrites @itscandyanon
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That works!
What gifts do you like? Bombs? Fire? Hats?
A mysterious letter finds its way under your door…
It’s an invitation to shells birthday party on March fifth!
It’s a tea party with pastries, snacks, and drinks!
Please come and enjoy!
@sal-the-caterpillar @noodle-is-unstable @crescent-moon-deity @ryosukuna @nymphea-cafe @dustywrites @itscandyanon
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Ooooohhhh uuuhhh sorry I actively avoid Moonies realm
A mysterious letter finds its way under your door…
It’s an invitation to shells birthday party on March fifth!
It’s a tea party with pastries, snacks, and drinks!
Please come and enjoy!
@sal-the-caterpillar @noodle-is-unstable @crescent-moon-deity @ryosukuna @nymphea-cafe @dustywrites @itscandyanon
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There is a small chance my throat isn't getting better because I need to do a very emotional singing performance at least once a day to regulate my feels
Or that a bitch yaps a lot
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The world is scary and loud when I take off my headphones
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BITCH MY PLANT REPRODUCED ASEXUALLY
It hasn't made a seed pod in over 4 years, who's kid is this?! 😭

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Why do people hate hip dips?
Crazy behavior
You're telling me I can have extra curves? More architectural design? Perfect hand placement zones? Body like a rollercoaster? More ebs and flows when running hands down a body? A design like an ocean wave?
Hating hip dips? Couldn't be me
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