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People that don't like Nickelback are simply wrong

Dad rock is just so damn good and no one can tell me otherwise

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I had to unplug Timber's doorbell because she's been non stop pressing it, demanding to go out

Only issue is she is a soggy doggy and it's below freezing

She doesn't understand that they'll turn into a Pup-sicle if I let her out

I unplugged the doorbell

Don't worry though she has a back up plan. Screaming. She just started screaming at the door until I look at her. Then she'll stop and wait, expecting me to open the door. The second I turn away again the creaming starts

Just some advice for people that think you want a chaos demon of your very own

You don't

Don't do it

I wouldn't trade Timber for the world and I would plunge this earthly plain into hell for her, I still wouldn't recommend you get one of your own

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I've got to know if this is just a me problem or not

So I'm deep cleaning the entire house cuz we're going to have company for christmas, but I don't like deep cleaning this much. Not because I don't like things clean, but because when they're this clean I feel like I shouldn't use them to keep them this clean. So like if I clean out the sink and the tap is shiny I don't want to touch the tap anymore because it's too clean and I don't want to make it dirty

So my level of clean normally is semi lived in clean cuz then I don't feel overwhelmed about not touching things

Anyone else like this, or should I just like go back to therapy?

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The chaos demon had her bath

As you can see she uses the most pathetic look to try and convince you to free her, don't trust her

I forgot to close the bedroom door in preparation for her bath so she immediately ran in, rolled on the bed and specifically my pillow, then ran off

The chaos demon is never actually pathetic, it's simply plotting it's next attack 😐

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https://www.facebook.com/share/r/19DX7QKhvu/

Timber would probably destroy everything. Lol

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Yeahhhh you wouldn't even get the lights near her before she broke through a window to get away ☠️

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Someone just asked if I was okay and I replied out loud and "Ha! No." And didn't message them back...

I couldn't tell you what I've done for the last 8 hours but I can tell you the second the last SMAU drops so do I ☠️

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Just ate some buttered noodles with a cheese slice on top (it's not cannibalism, mind your business) so I'm back to rating to go!!

I'm actually running on 2 hours of sleep, delirious and there's a note in my app that just says "fight god" and I'm not prepared to learn what I meant when I wrote it ☠️

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SMAU Days absolutely fuck my sense of time up because I'm so busy doing things behind the scenes

Like I swear it was 10:00 two minutes ago and now it's after 15:30

Where did those 5.5 hours go?

Did I black out?

How did this much time pass?

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WHAT THE FUCK IS ENERGY DRINK POWDER AND WHY ARE YOU DRY SCOOPING IT?!

It's this

And I'm dry scooping it for efficiency

It'll mix in my stomach, no need to mix it with water then chug it

✨ Time saving ✨

You probably shouldn't dry scoop it. Do as I say not as I do

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NOODLE FYM WE'RE MUTUALS NOW GOT ME SILENTLY FREAKING OUT IN THE THEATER AND I CAN'T DO ANYTHING

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How should we terrorize Shiu today?

Just rein chaos down

The brain thoughts aren't working so just whatever comes to mind 😭

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WOOF

Gladiator

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They changed the layout of one of my tracking apps and the design of my favorite ranch

Needless to say I AM LOSING MY FUCKING MIND RIGHT NOW

My skin is crawling and why yes the ranch does taste like rat poison even though it's exactly the same aside from the bottle, why do you ask?

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i can just imagine chewing on toji's muscles like im a dog with its chew toy.

Honestly doing that would solve a lot of my problems 😮‍💨

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https://www.facebook.com/share/r/1Dov292Wme/

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Honestly, would

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Timber seems to be pissed off that I'm being chaotic and getting attention instead of her

This morning she decided to grab the spear and start swinging it around

Very chaotic, very terrifying, not very demure

Well it seems she also didn't like that I was on my laptop and not paying attention to her and took out my ring light, cracking it. It's not turning on and I don't have time right now to check/fix the wiring but she has no guilt

Anyways if you ever think I'm chaotic, Timber is the true embodiment of pure, raw chaos. Things like this are pretty typical on the daily. Mind you it's not normally with pointy sticks but hey, she has to shake it up sometimes

Her only regret is letting me take the spear away