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i guess im back ........ its been a while ....
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Person: hey how's everything going
2015 me: *obviously trying not to cry* it's going SO WELL not a single thing is wrong right now!!!!
2016 me: *wearing sunglasses indoors* my life is in shambles!!! *shoots finger guns at them*
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*randomly feels pain on a random part of my body* oh god here we go im gonna die
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tbh im not even just a double texter im a decatexter like ill impulsively send 10 seperate texts instead of fitting it all into one whos gonna try and stop me
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cut my pants into pieces/this is my pair of jorts
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trying to get money from your parents after getting into a fight with them:
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Remember that episode of spongebob when he got a jellyfish and they did E all night and danced to house music
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