When someone thinks they beat you at an argument and you line up all of your receipts to decimate them:
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TOO FUCKING REAL
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THICK FORK THICK FORK THICK FORK
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i have a “why am i like this” moment at least five times a day
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me
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large mood
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Kicked out of the Garden of Eden
Eve:
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The sun did that!
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Hi brain, you obstinate fucker. I drank the clear splashy stuff. I ate the green things. I went under that bright fucker up there. I did the thing with the moving and sweating and whatnot. Now make the happy chemical, you lump of fuck.
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there’s no coming back from this one
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me whenever anybody says that they like me/that i’m their friend
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the scooby doo animated film renaissance (around 1998 to 2001) in which zombie island, alien invaders, witches ghost, and cyber chase came out was literally an iconic era in animation history… the disney renaissance whom??
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