nonejohnnywithleftslime
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nonejohnnywithleftslime · 16 hours ago
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method actor this method actor that. toshiro mifune played a guy getting shot at by arrows by getting shot at by arrows
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and yeah i believe it. ^ this is the face of a guy getting shot at by arrows
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nonejohnnywithleftslime · 17 hours ago
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wheres seasons greasons
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Reblog this to slap my ass.
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Ich muss jedoch abermals feststellen 😳🔁❗️der Bundesfinanzminister zeigt keinerlei 🅾️➖🤡 Bereitschaft 👱🏼‍♂️💰🙅 dieses Angebot zum Wohle unseres Landes ✨🇩🇪📈🌳🦅 in der Bundesregierung umzusetzen 😔👎💩 ein solches Verhalten will ich unserem Land 🇩🇪��🍺 nicht länger zumuten ❌🆘😠🔚 wer sich in einer solchen Lage einer Lösung 💡💡🙌🏻 einem Kompromissangebot 🤝🏻🫶🏻💏 verweigert 🙅🫥der handelt verantwortungslos 😔🧍🏼⛳️🚨 als Bundeskanzler 👑🧍🏼🦅🇩🇪 kann ich das nicht dulden 😡🗑️🔥 immer wieder habe ich in den vergangenen 3 Jahren 🔁3️⃣⏳ Vorschläge gemacht 📝🔎💡 wie eine Koalition aus drei unterschiedlichen Parteien 🔴🟡🟢 zu guten Kompromissen kommen kann 👍🏻🤝🏻👨‍👨‍👦 das war oft schwer 💀😮‍💨 das ging mitunter hart 🔪😰🔞 an die Grenze auch meiner politischen Überzeugung 📑📚📐🎈 aber es ist meine Pflicht als Bundeskanzler 👑🇩🇪🦅 auf pragmatische Lösungen zum Wohle 🥨🫄🍻🥂 des ganzen Landes zu drängen ✊🏻✊🏻 zu oft 🔁 wurden die nötigen Kompromisse 🫂💐 übertönt 🗣️🗣️🔇 durch öffentlich inszenierten Streit 🤬🤺🤺 und laute ideologische Forderungen 🗣️💭💶💶 zu oft 🔂 hat Bundesminister Lindner 💸◾️◽️ Gesetze sachfremd blockiert ⁉️❌ zu oft 🔂 hat er kleinkariert parteipolitisch taktiert 🏁🟡💵♟️ zu oft 🔂 hat er mein Vertrauen gebrochen 😔😭💔💔
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Albin Grau (1884–1971) - Poster concept art for 'Nosferatu, eine Symphonie des Grauens'
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nonejohnnywithleftslime · 5 days ago
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Horatio Nelson:
a. “Actual Ménage A Trois”
Alexander von Humboldt:
a. Influential explorer, researcher and polymath with many discoveries in the fields of geography, biology, zoology, astronomy and more. Also has experience with sticking things up his butt. For scientific reasons of course.
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nonejohnnywithleftslime · 7 days ago
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"edit images with AI-- search with AI-- control your life with AI--"
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nonejohnnywithleftslime · 7 days ago
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THE BLUE CARBUNCLE part 3 - part 1 - part 2 - with one more to come! MR. HOLMES it is very difficult to conceal injures from a trained doctor (who happens to be obsessed with you)!!
also just wanted to say - I'm so sorry to all the folks who couldn't get copies of Volume 1 of the Sketchbook - I'm working on a much larger print run and a pre order system so everyone can get one :) your support truly means the world to me, stay tuned!
(this is the Watson's Sketchbook series!)
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nonejohnnywithleftslime · 9 days ago
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Vintage newspaper article
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nonejohnnywithleftslime · 9 days ago
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nonejohnnywithleftslime · 9 days ago
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Happy Selbstbestimmungsgesetz, Leute <3
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nonejohnnywithleftslime · 9 days ago
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one of my fav tumblr phenomenons is when there's a poll where all the answers are just patently absurd and yet somehow there's a clear winner
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nonejohnnywithleftslime · 11 days ago
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Once again thinking about this photo of Brent Spiner in the makeup chair for TNG because maybe it's just me but this is a modern renaissance painting.
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nonejohnnywithleftslime · 11 days ago
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war never changes
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nonejohnnywithleftslime · 11 days ago
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what the fuck
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nonejohnnywithleftslime · 11 days ago
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Don't forget to sexualize the grotesque and romanticize the horrific today!
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nonejohnnywithleftslime · 11 days ago
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