nonejohnnywithleftslime
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Alife because of the lack of innocence...
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nonejohnnywithleftslime · 21 hours ago
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For those who don’t know, Elon Musk has recently been directing his assholery towards Wikipedia — calling them ‘Wokepedia’ due to the amount they spend on Diversity, Equity, and Inclusion, and calling for people to stop giving them money “until they restore balance to their editing authority” —, now is a great time to consider donating to Wikipedia!
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nonejohnnywithleftslime · 2 days ago
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you have been gnomed. reblog the gnome to gnome someone else.
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nonejohnnywithleftslime · 2 days ago
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watching a video on brewing Mesopotamian beer and look at this orange man (his ass cannot guard the barley)
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nonejohnnywithleftslime · 2 days ago
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THE FINAL PROBLEM - part 6 of many - part 1 - part 2 - part 3 - part 4 - part 5.
A short update, however it is CHRISTMAS and you have all been nice this year and deserve homoerotic cigarette activity some art :)
There's a reference to this conversation from earlier.
also I would be remiss not to credit @haedraulics for inspiring a specific visual in this, check out his Holmes art!
This is in the Watson's Sketchbook series!
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nonejohnnywithleftslime · 2 days ago
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So this happened at work today.
I
don’t know what to say
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nonejohnnywithleftslime · 2 days ago
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last thing I'm drawing this year, let's goooo
Congrats on the marriage Mr. Garak thank you for keeping him away from the rest of us 🥰
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nonejohnnywithleftslime · 2 days ago
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i see "men bad" jokes as very similar to suicide jokes. like making them every once in a while isn't the worst thing, but if you Keep making them constantly. it DOES shape how you start thinking and you WILL become a more unpleasant and bitter person and also make people around you uncomfortable. and sometimes you just gotta choose to not make or engage with certain jokes, even if they are amusing to you, because its just not who you wanna be
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nonejohnnywithleftslime · 3 days ago
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Waking up every December 24th
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nonejohnnywithleftslime · 3 days ago
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nonejohnnywithleftslime · 3 days ago
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I always have to remind myself that Bajor isn't actually canonically matriarchal but rather that all of the interesting Bajoran characters just happen to be women while the men are mostly dull
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nonejohnnywithleftslime · 3 days ago
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Merry “Almost” Christmas!
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nonejohnnywithleftslime · 4 days ago
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nonejohnnywithleftslime · 5 days ago
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I love Garak and Kira because their characters are like... Yeah, trauma doesn't make you a better person. Sometimes trauma makes you a bitter, caustic individual filled with regret and self loathing. That doesn't make you any less worthy of care or healing or community. It's not the trauma that saves you, it's community and being given the love we were denied. Pain isn't virtue.
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nonejohnnywithleftslime · 5 days ago
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northern hemisphere babes we made it to the longest night of the year. we made it. for the next 6 months, every day will give us a little more daylight than the last. let's go. take my hand. climb out of the darkness with me
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nonejohnnywithleftslime · 5 days ago
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The existence of the winter solstice is a great thing in principle because misery really is easier to bear when you know for a fact that it won't last forever, but the fact that it's on a precise timetable makes it weird. Knowing that it's going to keep on getting steadily worse for exactly nine days and fourteen hours and not a moment longer creates some strange behavioural incentives, is what I mean to say.
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nonejohnnywithleftslime · 5 days ago
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this website is so full of morbidly depressed people its kind of refreshing actually. no glamour no spectacle of a perfect life even the biggest blogs here are run by suicidal transsexuals with messy rooms who have strange sexual fantasies. found my people
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nonejohnnywithleftslime · 5 days ago
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Orange sky at morning, sailor take warning. Orange sky at night, sailor’s delight. Orange sky in middle of day, “what the fuck” sailor say.
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