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me: supposed to be sleeping
also me: firefox show me strong magnets
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beloved....
#please ignore the mess#she in a box#no one asked (cats)#cat#cats#kitty#kitten#tortie cat#pew pew queue
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the best part of a new job is finding which bathroom stall is your favorite, then the rest of the time you work there you get pissed off if you walk into the bathroom someone is using your stall
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nice sunglasses
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tasty.
I have opinions about cheese. Not that you asked.
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I have opinions about cheese. Not that you asked.
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does tumblr still have a post limit because I haven't checked that in a couple years
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when I was a kid I loved the movie Robots and there is the scene where the mom robot goes "You missed the delivery..." and then "Making the baby is the fun part" and then they assemble their robot son. right. joke that just wooshed over many heads.
but I was really into legos and never questioned it bcos I was like "Yeah it's fun to get a package in the mail but building the lego kit is the fun part" anyway I'm 21 years old and just realised they meant banging
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The cats are named Luna, Harry, and Roman. They are all special and stupid and I love them.
#their full names as given by my mother are Luna Lovegood. Harriet Pawter. and Roman Weasley.#Roman is 8 and very fat and Very dumb. I love him so much he smells like shit and steals food directly off peoples plates mid-meal.#No one in this damn house stops him and my mom encourages it so I gave up on trying to teach him otherwise lol#Luna is 4 she has all the brain cells and all the attitude. she hates everyone who doesn't live here and lets them know by glaring down#from her perch until they leave. When it's just us tho she Demands cuddles several times a day.#Harry is 1 and is small and fast and Loud and she doesn't like when doors are closed and cries and cries until I let her join me in the#bathroom. where she proceeds to try to eat toilet paper because I am not entertaining enough while peeing or whatever.#she is also Evil but we hope that is related to age and boredom and she will calm down soon#all three cats are snuggle buddies which is impressive and we are lucky to have such good tempered cats#Luna also knows how to open doors. Harry splashes the water out of their fountain. Roman kicks all the litter out of the boxes.#Menaces all of them#Beloved menaces#no one asked (me)#no one asked (cats)
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I already forgot what I made this blog for
#hi i'm mentally ill and this is my diary#i never learned how to use twitter but shortform humour is what I like to create so here I live#this is a side blog on my secondary account so this is like a step-blog lmao#that is to say I have been here since 2013 so do not cite the ancient magic to me or whatever the quote is I don't know Narnia#no one asked (me)
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