nonbino-chaos-fox
sometimes i scream
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Neopronouns & it/its -- adult, white australian, trans/gay -- will die for fictional characters and will kill for my cats
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nonbino-chaos-fox · 7 hours ago
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Gets 3 XP for wandering into a corner of my bathroom I’ve technically never set a literal foot in before and I see the floating text ‘DISCOVERED: CHOLERA COLONY’ seemingly appear out of thin air before gently fading away
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nonbino-chaos-fox · 9 hours ago
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Fun fact: in the 80′s the Dutch Unemployed Union held ‘fridge raids’ to protest against poverty. 
They’d find out when a politician of big boss who upheld poverty and starvation wages was speaking at some public even, then they’d carefully break into his house with a LOT of people and they would eat EVERY piece of food in his house and leave the empty dished behind without taking anything else. 
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nonbino-chaos-fox · 9 hours ago
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sorry that i ended two consecutive messages with "lmao." i don't know why i did that. it looks really dumb doesn't it. i'll edit one to get rid of it. you can end my stupid pathetic life if you want
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nonbino-chaos-fox · 9 hours ago
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hey. noticed im not the only like on your flop posts anymore. there's 2 of us now... who is she..?
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nonbino-chaos-fox · 9 hours ago
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Frogs soak up water through their skin and that’s how they drink. They also expell, through their skin, excessive amounts of love.
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nonbino-chaos-fox · 9 hours ago
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a big part of Killing The Cop In Your Head that even a lot of ostensibly progressive adults absolutely do not want to do is controlling the urge to judge children at every opportunity. like oh are some kids hanging out skateboarding in the No Skateboarding Zone at the park? it becomes your business if one runs over your foot. otherwise shut the fuck up. and not just outwardly, you need to tell the critical voice in your head "actually this harmless moment of someone else's everyday life has nothing to do with me and no one has asked for my opinion"
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nonbino-chaos-fox · 12 hours ago
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i never want to read the words "live action remake" ever AGAIN!!!!
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nonbino-chaos-fox · 12 hours ago
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eagerly awaiting the day daniel radcliffe, elijah wood, and robert pattinson just make the most fucked up bizarre unmarketable film together
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nonbino-chaos-fox · 12 hours ago
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Being “accepting” of romantic asexuals but not sexual aromantics is just repackaged purity culture.
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nonbino-chaos-fox · 12 hours ago
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The Langs naming Wilbur Cross, a relatively minor character in the Hatchetfield universe: Yeah so it's a pun on 'double cross' but also a parody of Randall Flagg from The Stand - but also mayyybe a Charlotte's Web reference? Because of Webby's spider motifs? And it could even be a reference to Wilbur Whately from Lovecraft's The Dunwich Horror! Plus its the most extra Southern-sounding name we could think of. 'Uncle Wiley' is a play on 'Uncle Sam', but it kind of sounds like a nickname for the devil as well. Is there any intentional meaning to the fact that 'Wiley' sounds like a Bottle Imp name? Guess you'll have to wait for NMT3 to find out! Did you know there's a type of spider called a Cross Orbweaver?
The Langs naming significant major characters Pete and Ted Spankoffski: hahaha silly name sounds like 'spank off' because funny
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nonbino-chaos-fox · 12 hours ago
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she’s a poor little meow meow. she was born in a wet cardboard box all alone. she’s suffered more than jesus. she’s misunderstood. she’s a silly guy. she experienced the horrors. she did all those crimes. she has done nothing wrong. she deserves to kill. she’s the most interesting girl in the world. i didn’t say a name, but she popped into your head, didn’t she?
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nonbino-chaos-fox · 12 hours ago
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no, spotify, i don't want to use ai to "turn my ideas into playlists". i already fucking do that with my brain and hands and i do it for fun. what, should i get ai to pet my cat for me? to play my silly games for me? to spend time with my beautiful wife for me? how about i rend you asunder
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nonbino-chaos-fox · 12 hours ago
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Very often there's a big sense of "in-betweenness" that's so apparent in Zac Oyama's characters that really reflects the mixed race/ culture experiences. Gorgug juggling between his gnome and half-orc roots and not quite belonging to either parts neatly. Pib being somewhere between a simple animal, a character and also a timeless trickster spirit. Skip not belonging and rejecting his brain slug kingdom but also obviously not being human and everyone seeing so. Colin trying to outrun his ancestry but also never truly belonging or feeling loyal to anywhere else. Lapin having to put on two different faces but never really accepting either, and never really being accepted into one. Simultaneously belonging in two places but not quite enough and always sticking out in one way or another. Grief of never fully knowing or having gotten to experience one half of your identity and trying to play catch up. Trying to reject a culture that's part of you but also being rejected by something you're supposedly a part of. Being happy and surrounded by friends but the sense of floating in between never leaving and never quite fitting in 100% comfortably anywhere. And despite it all, still trying to find a place uniquely for yourself and finding other misfits. Mr Oyama your little guys are just so personal to me.
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nonbino-chaos-fox · 12 hours ago
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People act like voice training is unnatural or meant as a “trick” and then I get to sit in my office and listen to every single one of my cis coworkers change their pitch of their voice up or down whenever they’re on the phone
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nonbino-chaos-fox · 12 hours ago
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Miike Snow is such a funny music group to think about because you remember "Genghis Khan" and it's like, oh, yeah, a one-hit wonder, literally just a band with one really big song who fly under the radar otherwise. But "Genghis Khan:" wasn't even "a really big song." One of their most popular, yeah, but its chart performance wasn't actually that impressive, especially internationally, compared to most other one-hit wonders. But that gay james bond shit absolutely charted at #1 with all of us on tumblr dot com exclusively
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nonbino-chaos-fox · 12 hours ago
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My douchey coworker started a story by being like, “You know Mr. Beast?”
And honest to god, I don’t, but I suspect if this coworker likes him then I wouldn’t care for him. I had the unparalleled pleasure of going, “The moldy cheese guy?”
That was the only thing I knew associated with the name.
Fully derailed him. He was absolutely baffled and stopped to google the moldy cheese scandal. So thank you tumblr, for sharing about the moldy cheese so I didn’t have to listen to that anecdote.
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nonbino-chaos-fox · 12 hours ago
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atheist quarterback throws a hail darwin
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