Ishaan. 20. They/them. Brown nonbinary human just trying to be the very best.
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“pokemon will turn sleep into entertainment”
haha what. this sounds so dumb. how is this even supposed to–
“the idea is for players to look forward to waking up every morning”
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aight this region/generation we aren’t doing the popplio shit okay? scorbunny, sobble and grookey are all cute as shit and you WILL taste my blade if you say otherwise
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this is the only pokemon art i’ll do today
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friend: what’s the name of that one pokemon move a lot of grass-types have in which they raise both their attack and special attack by one level?
me:
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An Alternative Format of a Classic
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actually pokemon is a bad game because one of these things cannot learn ice punch guess which one
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“Brother, why do you still walk on four legs, we have been liberated, stand…”
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i hate when people write out jessie and james’ wedding because it’s never in character. like ok. first of all, james would not be in a fucking tux. james would be in a dress, and jessie would get PISSED that his dress is nicer than hers, and it would be this fucking clusterfuck of them dress shopping and trying to find the perfect dress chemistry where they both look flawless and james is only a notch below jessie in excellence because duh she has to be the star.
their vows would be a variation of the motto, absolutely no question
meowth would be so happy that he accidentally starts evolving and jessie and james break their fucking kiss to B-button him like BUDDY, BUDDY, GROUND YOURSELF CMON YOU DONT WANT THAT before hes like SHIT, WHAT THE FUCK
giovanni would show up at the wedding and shake their hands. “good evening james. you’re fired.” “yes, i know, boss.” “well, enjoy the rest of your night.”
meowth and wobbuffet would drink WAY too much at the reception, obviously the best man and maid of honor, meowth would drunkenly break into tears while he’s giving his speech about how ‘jimmy’s da best, i really owe my life ta that goiy!’ wobbuffet also crying, agreeing with everything he says, so nansu so nansu so nansu.
how do people fuck up the rocket wedding when it’s the easiest thing to imagine
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He has been waiting all his life for this delicious moment
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✨ choose your kanto pkmn starter! (ig/ko-fi) ✨
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