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Are cats the only domestic animal where we cultivate recreational drugs for them

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Yeah when you think about it they're exactly the same

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i drunkenly scheduled a friendly brawl with an acquaintance of mine and we both completely forgot about it. that is until we were sitting next to each other in class and both of us get google calendar alert that reads VIOLENCE AGAINST LEW i about lost my fucking mind. what do you mean violence against me.

and then i fucking remembered i completely shitfaced told him to send me an invite to the brawl and even more that i insisted to type something into the notes of the meeting to make it look "less worse" and he opens the invite and it just says PREMEDITATED. most sinister calendar event ever created i laughed so hard i cried

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had a dream I went to a hozier concert and mr. hozier stopped singing and pointed to me in the crowd and asked me to go get him some extra crispy tofu and a blueberry shake for after the show and then the crowd passed his debit card to me and when I got it I could see his real legal name was Horace Bob-omb

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There is no past version of yourself you need to get back to. Life is about flowing forward, growing, and evolving with each new lesson learned.

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i’m starting a collection

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Me while editing: *adds a sentence*

*finds nearly identical sentence in the next paragraph*

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no caption needed

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Link for full article below.

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Remember when memory foam first dropped how crazy hype it was

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utilities and meals included

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Piracy can’t be stealing if paying for it isn’t owning.

Ink: Waterman Inspired Blue

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Also if you regularly work with kids/teens I cannot stress how important it is that you know someone who's like really into lame emo junk. There was a girl my dad was working with who just flat out refused to talk to adults or anyone at all and one day I was there and I saw her wearing a homemade bracelet that had beads that said YLDNDAHFHHACYCSYCDAYDKK and since I was also once a 14 year old making niche homemade mcr merch I was like "oh my god you like dnd Audrey Hepburn Fangoria Harry Houdini and croquet you cant swim you can't dance and you dont know karate!!!" and she looked at me like I'd said literal magic words and now we talk about music all the time

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I might have overdone it on caffeine tonight.  Maybe.  Just a smidge.

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this is from a real diary by a 13-year-old girl in 1870. teenage girls are awesome and they’ve always been that way.