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Percy: I failed my Cabin Counsellor safety course today

Annabeth: Really? What happened?

Percy: Well, one of the questions said "What steps would you take in the event of a fire?"

Percy: Apparently "Fucking large ones" isn't the right answer

Annabeth: -_-

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SO TRUEEEE

third base is me talking about my obsession with harry potter's father and his godfather's little brother

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*Merlin, after performing magic in Camelot for the first time*

Merlin: ............ I can't believe I did this

Merlin: (Excited) I can't believe I did this!

Merlin: I CAN'T BELIEVE I DID THIS !!!

Merlin: (Worried) Mother would be so mad. Well, that's okay! I mean, what she doesn't know won't kill her?

Merlin: (Rocking back and forth on the floor) Oh my gosh this would kill her!!! I am a horrible son. I am going back.

Merlin: (Cartwheeling through the corridors) I AM NEVER GOING BACK!!!!

Merlin: (Face down on the bed) I am a despicable human being.

Merlin: (Jumping up and down the bed happily) WOOOOOOOOO BEST. DAY. EVER!!!!

*BONUS*

Gaius: (on the other side of the door) what did I get myself into?

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Hades: You are grounded

Nico: But what about my training

Hades: Alright you are allowed to train but no sword!

Nico: I need my sword for monster attacks

Hades: Then uh - no - um - no Will!

Will: WHAT NO WILL

Hades: NO WILL!!!!!!!