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Does anyone know any fics where James is actually really smart and only the marauders know but then people like Lily and Marlene or like Regulus and Dorcas find out and are shocked cause everyone thinks James is dumb????

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Percy: I failed my Cabin Counsellor safety course today

Annabeth: Really? What happened?

Percy: Well, one of the questions said "What steps would you take in the event of a fire?"

Percy: Apparently "Fucking large ones" isn't the right answer

Annabeth: -_-

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SO TRUEEEE

third base is me talking about my obsession with harry potter's father and his godfather's little brother

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*Merlin, after performing magic in Camelot for the first time*

Merlin: ............ I can't believe I did this

Merlin: (Excited) I can't believe I did this!

Merlin: I CAN'T BELIEVE I DID THIS !!!

Merlin: (Worried) Mother would be so mad. Well, that's okay! I mean, what she doesn't know won't kill her?

Merlin: (Rocking back and forth on the floor) Oh my gosh this would kill her!!! I am a horrible son. I am going back.

Merlin: (Cartwheeling through the corridors) I AM NEVER GOING BACK!!!!

Merlin: (Face down on the bed) I am a despicable human being.

Merlin: (Jumping up and down the bed happily) WOOOOOOOOO BEST. DAY. EVER!!!!

*BONUS*

Gaius: (on the other side of the door) what did I get myself into?

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Hades: You are grounded

Nico: But what about my training

Hades: Alright you are allowed to train but no sword!

Nico: I need my sword for monster attacks

Hades: Then uh - no - um - no Will!

Will: WHAT NO WILL

Hades: NO WILL!!!!!!!