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nomoneybeetieblog · 10 days ago
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Me and stress: detaildetaildetaildetaildetail
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nomoneybeetieblog · 17 days ago
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nomoneybeetieblog · 17 days ago
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Tried drawing with very little reference, i think it looks alright. 👌👌
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nomoneybeetieblog · 24 days ago
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On the note of "No Shen Yuan AU" fic ideas for SVSSS: AU in which Moshang survive the destruction of Cang Qiong by Luo Binghe and manage to hook up into a relatively functional relationship.
Angsty direction: Luo Bing-Ge does NOT like having an apparently happy and respectful marriage around the place, underlining the inequality and emptiness of his own relationships and growing evil empire. Luo Bing-Ge ultimately decides to take this unhappiness out on Mobei-Jun and Airplane.
Unfortunately, Airplane being able to tell the protagonist exactly why he's unsatisfied with his life is probably NOT appreciated and NOT taken well at all.
Comedic and horny direction: Luo Bing-Ge's harem-building is interrupted because he's too busy semi-accidentally trying to become Moshang's third / boytoy. This is presumably not appreciated by most of the wives already here, but Liu Mingyan (who has just had her own bitter revenge fulfilled) is kind of into it.
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nomoneybeetieblog · 25 days ago
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‘You should only send hearts to ppl you’re romantically involved with’
WRONG! BOUNDLESS PLATONIC LOVE, WARMTH, AND ENTHUSIASM BE UPON YE!!!❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️
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nomoneybeetieblog · 25 days ago
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Both of them: "he's a little stupid but i love him anyway"
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nomoneybeetieblog · 26 days ago
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i love how mobei jun just rolls with everything that's going on around him. shang qinghua clings to his thighs and pledges his loyalty? okay sure. he won't trust him automatically but he's going to see where this whole thing goes.
the half demon kid he met at the immortal alliance conference comes back a few years later and beats his ass? okay then. mobei jun will be his right hand man.
uncle tries to kill him again? deals with it.
the only thing he doesnt roll along with is shang qinghua leaving him. he goes out to find him. all the bullshit he's dealt with he moves past it. his human leaving him? not happening he won't stand for it.
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nomoneybeetieblog · 26 days ago
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nomoneybeetieblog · 26 days ago
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You shouldn't laugh Qinghua, you're banging your OC too
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nomoneybeetieblog · 26 days ago
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When u were a baby
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nomoneybeetieblog · 26 days ago
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nomoneybeetieblog · 26 days ago
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I'm back in the fucking building AGAINNNNN
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nomoneybeetieblog · 26 days ago
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nomoneybeetieblog · 26 days ago
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I never feel more sympathy for Shen Yuan than I do when I’m dog sitting. I sit for this absolutely ridiculous Rottweiler- he is gigantic, his head is as big as my lap. He’s also the most needy, pathetic, jealous creature. He’s can’t stand when I pet his sister. He will bodily shove her out of the way and lean against me for pets. He will try to crawl into my lap regardless of what I’m doing even though he’s far too big. He doesn’t care about any toys or playing, literally all he wants is attention. If I stop petting him for even a second he will force my hand back onto his head with all of his strength. He also gets upset if I’m not petting his head- he tolerates being pet on the back of belly but will fuss until I rub his forehead again. It is simultaneously the cutest and most annoying thing ever. I 100% understand why everyone wants to kill Binghe with hammers. Shen Yuan has the patience of a saint.
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nomoneybeetieblog · 26 days ago
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the main reason why binghe would never attempt to atticwife sqq again is because all the previous times he tried, sqq just up and died.
binghe: i just have to lock shizun in the water prison and he wont leave me!
sqq: [self destructs]
binghe: ... well now i just have to lock shizun up so nothing will happen to him again...!
sqq (plantzun edition): [screams in agony as his body rots right in front of binghes eyes]
binghe: THIRD TIMES THE CHARM!!!! IF I DESTROY EVERYTHING ELSE THEN SHIZUN WILL HAVE NOWHERE ELSE TO GO BUT WITH ME!!!! RIGHT?? RIGHT!?!?????
sqq: [almost self destructs by himself. again.]
binghe:
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nomoneybeetieblog · 26 days ago
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nomoneybeetieblog · 26 days ago
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I'm obsessed with cat memes, so I redrew some of them with CatLiu 😾🗡️🫶🏻
P.s.: These are separate memes, I just decided to combine them into one LiuShen post!!
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