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Noita Tip of the Day: tablets do not respect the laws of physics. most other objects don't, in fact.

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have i actually gotten good at this video game???? i didn't even have anything special in this run except like projectile repulsion field (which is absolutely goated btw) and i was just kinda able to like,, run through all the biomes?? and not die miserably??

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Noita Tip of the Day: the game is more fun when you have a silly creature sitting on you

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this is how that run died, btw

Noita Tip of the Day: firebomb counts as fire damage so you only need fire immunity to safely dig with it, not fire + explosion immunity!

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Noita Tip of the Day: firebomb counts as fire damage so you only need fire immunity to safely dig with it, not fire + explosion immunity!

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Noita Tip of the Day: toxic sludge can kill you specifically in the european extreme mod. it leaves you on about 4% health otherwise.

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hate. let me tell you how much i’ve come to hate the shotgun hiisi in the starting cave since i began to play this mod. there are 46,872,493,147,245 cells that make up my body. if the word hate was engraved on each nanoangstrom of those trillions of cells it would not equal one billionth of the hate i feel for this shotgun hiisi. hate. hate.

i'm trying to beat the european extreme mod i posted about the other day, it's not going very well.

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i'm trying to beat the european extreme mod i posted about the other day, it's not going very well.

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Noita Tip of the Day: avoid firing your wands unless you have to (also glowing lance has self damage.)

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Noita Tip of the Day: the new year's eve firework box 1-shots you.

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Noita Tip of the Day: make sure you have enough hp for 1-shot protection before you- oh shit wait wrong game

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It was a pretty good run until I fired the Wand of Killing Yourself

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i have figured this out!! the holy mountain does exist, and the outside is made of cursed rock. this ALSO angers the gods every single time you enter the holy mountain, as the pixels of the holy mountain that anger the gods when destroyed or changed are now cursed rock. holy fucking shit.

i have installed the 'european extreme' mod. it is nightmare+, pretty much. some notable things i have seen in the first few attempts:

even bullshittier numbers

guaranteed shotgun hiisi in the starting cave that WILL pick up one of the wands. the wands are also more explodier, as far as i have seen.

The Fog.

most spells now have cast limits on them.

you no longer get 3 random perks + tinker, you get the choice of unlimited spells, enemy radar, or tinker.

i have not made it past the coal pits.

mod link -> here <- if you want to try it for some fucking reason

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i have learned from chaotic polymorphing myself into a worm that 1. the holy mountain is real. and 2. there is a fucking layer of cursed rock somewhere. i think before the 2nd area (after the coal pits + snowy depths/hiisi base). also;

i have installed the 'european extreme' mod. it is nightmare+, pretty much. some notable things i have seen in the first few attempts:

even bullshittier numbers

guaranteed shotgun hiisi in the starting cave that WILL pick up one of the wands. the wands are also more explodier, as far as i have seen.

The Fog.

most spells now have cast limits on them.

you no longer get 3 random perks + tinker, you get the choice of unlimited spells, enemy radar, or tinker.

i have not made it past the coal pits.

mod link -> here <- if you want to try it for some fucking reason

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they put the fucking pyramid boss directly to the left of spawn.

i have installed the 'european extreme' mod. it is nightmare+, pretty much. some notable things i have seen in the first few attempts:

even bullshittier numbers

guaranteed shotgun hiisi in the starting cave that WILL pick up one of the wands. the wands are also more explodier, as far as i have seen.

The Fog.

most spells now have cast limits on them.

you no longer get 3 random perks + tinker, you get the choice of unlimited spells, enemy radar, or tinker.

i have not made it past the coal pits.

mod link -> here <- if you want to try it for some fucking reason

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the holy mountain between the coal pits and the snowy depths seems to have been replaced by the fucking mines. dear god, they took my fucking HM

i have installed the 'european extreme' mod. it is nightmare+, pretty much. some notable things i have seen in the first few attempts:

even bullshittier numbers

guaranteed shotgun hiisi in the starting cave that WILL pick up one of the wands. the wands are also more explodier, as far as i have seen.

The Fog.

most spells now have cast limits on them.

you no longer get 3 random perks + tinker, you get the choice of unlimited spells, enemy radar, or tinker.

i have not made it past the coal pits.

mod link -> here <- if you want to try it for some fucking reason

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i have installed the 'european extreme' mod. it is nightmare+, pretty much. some notable things i have seen in the first few attempts:

even bullshittier numbers

guaranteed shotgun hiisi in the starting cave that WILL pick up one of the wands. the wands are also more explodier, as far as i have seen.

The Fog.

most spells now have cast limits on them.

you no longer get 3 random perks + tinker, you get the choice of unlimited spells, enemy radar, or tinker.

i have not made it past the coal pits.

mod link -> here <- if you want to try it for some fucking reason