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Orange Inkling drags Dark Samus with her into a media store, with Zelda, Daisy, and Isabelle following behind.

Inkling: Next lesson in blending in: Pop culture!

They go and browse the shelves.

Zelda: (Picks up a CD case) “Culture”? Is she kidding.

Inkling: GAASP! (Takes the CD) Is this a limited edition Off The Hook CD with director’s cut?! I would KILL for this!

Dark Samus: …Wait, so it’s okay to kill people over material things?

Daisy: Uh, no, it’s just an expression.

They go outside.

Daisy: A figure of speech. For example, if you were hungry, you’d say, (Motions to a hot dog stand) “I’d kill for a hot dog!” Go ahead, give it a try.

Dark Samus takes a breath. She then goes over to the hot dog vendor and aims her cannon at him.

Dark Samus: I WILL KILL YOU FOR A HOT DOG!

The vendor screams and runs off. She floats after him.

Dark Samus: ACCEPT MY PAYMENT OR DIE!

The other girls wince at the error before pursuing her.

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I gotta ask: just what would each villiain rank on how much of a threat they are? (Something tells me Ol' Gan-Gan would definitely be a major threat, for example.) Just thought I ask.

1. Ganondorf. A literal god of evil with thousands of years of experience to call upon along with a nearly unlimited supply of magical energy. Add to that his complete lack of empathy and morals, and he is perhaps the most dangerous of them all.

2. Dark Samus. An inhuman creation of pure power with the ability to turn even the stoutest of hearts to evil and chaos. A force of nature to be feared and avoided.

3. Bowser. Sheer tenacity and strength make him nearly indestructible, but his lack of brainpower ranks him lower on the totem pole of evil and naughtiness. Just how it swings buddy.

4. Ridley. While not as strong or tenacious as the likes of Bowser and Ganondorf, Ridley’s complete lack of scruples make him a formidible threat. Ganondorf will break every rule in the book, but hellfire and damnation if he breaks his own code. Ridley has no code. No standards to hold himself to. That makes him dangerous.

5. Wario. Pretty powerful on his own, but he’s less malicious and more greedy than anything else. He’d rather rob you blind than burn your home down. Still, little matters to him other than his wealth.

6. Wolf. More an anti-hero than a villain, Wolf is more a survivor. He’s in a galaxy filled with assholes and he simply chooses to live by his own code rather than any society sets for him.

7. King K Rool. Look, the guy is just trying to stop Donkey Kong from cornering the banana market. Granted it’s so he an do it himself, but still.

8. King Dedede. Actual Marshmallow.

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Sooooooo… how would the League of Villains react to Bowsette? Just out of curiosity

Ganondorf: Leaves the room and sits in a bathtub, staring at a wall, questioning life.

Ridley: Passes out from laughing too hard.

Wario: Accepts the fact that he is now sexually attracted to Bowser as philosophically as he accepts all things that he cannot change.

Wolf: Drinks himself blind and passes out in a field for a while.

Dark Link: “So, uh, you single?”

Dark Samus: Doesn’t give a shit.

King K Rool: “But you were so sexy before!”

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Since mario has grown to kinda see sonic as his son, what was his reaction when they had to fight him to get him back?(like in the game u had to fight the characters to get them back. Sorry not good at describing)

(I get what you’re saying no worries!!)

Oh no

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King Boo: So... I saw a butterfly without wings today.

Luigi: ...?

King Boo: So! I poured some Red Bull on it, and BOOM!

Luigi: It got wings?! :D

King Boo: It drowned.

Luigi: ಠ_ಠ

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Rosalina: Joker, there was something I’ve been meaning to ask you.

Joker: Hm?

Rosalina: Are the Phantom Thieves basically magical girls?

Joker, at a loss for words: …Huh?

Rosalina: Well, recently Daisy has shown me more anime to watch, and recently I’ve gotten into the genre with magical girls, and I couldn’t help but notice there were some similarities with your group.

Joker: Like what?

Rosalina: You’re accompanied by an animal companion.

Joker: Okay.

Rosalina: You gain supernatural powers.

Joker: Mmhm.

Rosalina: Your wardrobe changes every time you transform.

Joker: Fair, fair. Morgana couldn’t buy the rights to have us do long transformations, though…

Rosalina: You fight monsters that have a potential to kill you in another world that is inaccessible to normal people.

Joker: Uh….

Rosalina: You and your friends have gone through traumatic events.

Joker: Mmhm…

Rosalina: A member of your team has tried to kill you after betraying you in a twist you probably didn’t see coming.

Joker: Rosalina, what anime did you watch? That sounds no where close to Sailor Moon.

Rosalina: Oh no, I watched Puella Magi Madoka Magica!

Joker: Oh….well, while there are similarities, I can’t say that a member of our team…has…..

Joker remembers Akechi shouting that he’d kill them.

Rosalina, innocently happy: Oh, and you potentially had an encounter with death or something similar!

Joker, remembering THAT part: …..

Rosalina, oblivious: And perhaps a friend of yours has died in front of you?

Joker: (Remembers Akechi again) 

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Joker: Futaba, are we magical girls?

Futaba, on her computer: Depends. The old ones where you’re safe and it’s all fun, no. The ones where it starts out easy and fun but then it turns into a roller coaster of emotions halfway through to the point where you could lock yourself in your room, possibly. Why?

Joker: Oh my gosh….We’re Madoka Magica-ing….

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My Ideas for Non-Mario Super Mario Games

So Super Mario is a series that is beloved by many, but I think it’s time we gave other characters the spotlight. Here are some of my ideas for characters other than Mario, Luigi, and Yoshi to have games in the Mario universe.

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Princess Peach’s Mushroom Kingdom Simulator

After her latest kidnapping, Princess Peach must set about repairing her kingdom from the damage caused by Bowser in his latest vanity-project/hostile takeover.

The game would be a resource management/kingdom expansion simulator in the same vein as Age of Empires. Gather resources, build cities, and forge alliances with other kingdoms to make the Mushroom Kingdom into something truly special.

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Waluigi’s Detective Services

In an attempt to go straight, Waluigi opens up a Detective Agency in New Donk City. Most of his “cases” are finding lost pets or something along those lines, but when City Officials start to go missing, Mayor Pauline herself contacts Waluigi to get him on the case.

A semi-open world exploration game that requires you to talk to people, search for clues, and collect items that will unlock more information. This game would require you to be dynamic and active to put together the mystery of the missing officials. side quests and smaller cases abound to make you money and build experience

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Bowser Jr: King for a Day

Shock and horror! In an completely unforeseeable turn of events, the demoniac forces King Bowser has recruited have turned on him and kidnapped him, throwing the Kingdom into disarray. As Bowser Jr, you must step up to the plate alongside Kamek and the other Koopalings to rescue your father and save Bowser’s Kingdom!

An turn based RPG inspired by the likes of Dragon Quest, this game would have you, as Bowser Jr, fight alongside allies and companions against monsters and demons that would take Bowser’s Kingdom for themselves. Explore a vast open-world version of the Mario universe. Recruit the other Koopalings, as well as Bowser’s various minions from over the years, to fight alongside you in your quest to rescue the Koopa King.

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Let me know what you guys think of these! I have other ideas, and if you want to hear them I’ll tell you about them. And hey! If you have ideas submit them and I’ll post them.

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King booigi

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just got to this part of luigi’s mansion 3, that first-person toad video gave me life, and i had to quickly doodle this and get it out of my system

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I have nothing to say for myself

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You're gonna get grounded if you finish that sentence, young hedgehog.

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Bj and Knuckles at end of Mario and Sonic at the 2020 Tokyo Olympic Games (they need to come up with a shorter title). I heard that Knuckles is kind, but not I didn't expect him to this kind. I mean patting kindly the son of Bowser is just so pure, I love it.

What do you think? I hope you enjoy.

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Mario drawn in the style of Mike Mignola. By Scott Watanabe.

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Luigi, I think you should’ve kept your mouth shut…

(This was my friend’s idea, he told me King Boo’s forehead looks an ass and Hellen’s hair looks like an Octopus head…. this is why we can’t have nice things, my friend….)

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Luigi’s Police Station. Feedback is always appreciated! I’d you’re interested in a commission, DM me!

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other wii sports players: matt mii is an omniscient SUPER-GOD of DEATH who can KILL anyone by just LOOKING at them with his LASER SWORD EYES, thanos is SHAKING

me: matt mii is a NICE FRIENDLY dude who eats SWEETS and loves his FRIENDS and PETS DOGS (but he’s still totally a god tho)

the actual games: this random mii with almost zero canon personality is good at like two sports.

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One neat thing about Wario’s Woods is that aside from the NES bosses, all the heroes and villains are counterparts to each other.

The SNES bosses are counterparts to Toad, since they directly compete with him and play by the same rules.

The Pidgit is the evil counterpart to Wanda, dropping Sprouts, rather then bombs for Toad.

Meanwhile Wario is Birdo’s bad counterpart in round game. While Birdo encourages Toad and keeps Wanda around, Wario will bring his Pidgit along and also try to crush Toad, by using his Shoulder Charge to lower the ceiling of Toad’s playing field.