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I have a least favorite cat fur pattern and it makes me feel bad that I do
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Oh, I like this song! "My Heart Is An Island Bird". I've never been to an island. Well, once. On a lake, surrounded by carp. I don't like carp, I don't like Chardonnay. This feels right for my life.
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Nunavut's license plate is so beautiful it's like katamari damacy
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There is an entirely fictional episode of Sex and the City that only exists in my dreams where one of the characters bites a man's tongue out of his mouth and eats it while they're kissing because he threatens her on a date. It's been referenced across multiple, unrelated dreams of mine as "that episode of Sex and the City that won a Pulitzer" and I instinctively know which one the person is talking about every time. The one where she eats his tongue. Sometimes I'll ask the person in the dream to tell me more about the episode, or I'll see some of it, which happened tonight. The guy who gets his tongue eaten owns a hotel with his four grandmas (I don't know how he has that many) and it's like an organ harvesting front. He's a mailman, and when it's time for him to go to sleep, he just crawls into one of those big, blue, metal mailboxes around town where you can drop a letter. And Sarah Jessica Parker eats his tongue.
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I'm sick of reading posts by women who obviously hate their bodies and hate being female and think it's embarrassing
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Looking at pics of myself as a kid let me tell you this jawline has never been a joke
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lowkey 拧ta si uradio ako ti ceo 啪ivot pro膽e u nervozi
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My fav twitter page rn is "pets from drug trafficking" where else would you get a image like this
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Please give me documentary recommendations!!!
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Baby saiga being nestled in the hands of a scientist.
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INTERVIEWER: Maybe your openness would serve you better if you reserved it for people you trust. Maybe you should protect yourself a little. FIONA APPLE: I鈥檒l be fine. INTERVIEWER: But as you get older, you may realize you don鈥檛 have to share every thought that flickers across your brain. FIONA APPLE: I just don鈥檛 feel that way. I resent limitations. I鈥檓 going to 聽be this way for a while, and then the funny side of me is going to come out. Slowly, people are going to realize they鈥檙e seeing a completely honest evolution of human life. ~ Interview Magazine 1997
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When I drink alcohol I can literally feel it poisoning me and sapping my life force from me
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A nice coat and a short black dress that fits me could fix me
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Did you know that people on tiktok are using the CONTROL YOURSELF!!! sound from the substance to post their weightloss journey. the people are too fond of their chains I fear
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i hate all the time i waste on my phone i hate it i hate it i hate how it brings me comfort and i hate that i rely on it. you know you don鈥檛 need codependence with people when you have a phone. you can feel productive when you have a phone. then youre 26 and think where has the time gone? why have i not started all those projects? why do i want to escape so badly?
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