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chiron: honestly, you’re doing a lot better than i expected

percy: it feels like all i managed to do is… not die

chiron: and believe me, that is a remarkably rare skill

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Annabeth 🧢

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if I wrote a dystopian novel where the corrupt evil megacorporation that controls society has a fucking smirk for a logo, my editor would tell me to use a less heavy-handed metaphor

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I really like this version of hades they've gone with in the pjo show

this is a guy who's chilling, he's content in his solitude, he knows that his wife will be home in a matter of weeks

and not only that but the second percy figures it out, he immediately offers sanctuary

I like to see a hades that doesn't stick with the dark, brooding and depressed idea we have of him because this is a man who has been able to remove himself from the toxicity of his family is is clearly all the more happier for it

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rip "we drowned in a bathtub." "all three of you?" scene. gone but not forgotten.

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The fact that Percy’s default response to talking about mortality as a 12-year-old is just “¯\_(ツ)_/¯” is so funny

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several people in my post about Hades PJO saying that they would gladly accept the juice and snacks because they love Hades and the underworld

Persephone will come home in the fall and there will be a thousand teenagers living with Hades she will be like "wtf? i only left you alone for six months"

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Not feminist as in "women should be included in the draft" but feminist as in "being drafted is a violation of bodily autonomy for any gender".

The draft should not exist. Drafting people into the military is a violation of human rights. You should not be able to force someone to risk their life. If you can't find enough people who care about a conflict to keep it going then it simply shouldn't keep going. You can't even force someone to donate a kidney using government power, why the fuck can you force them to donate their whole body and life to a cause they don't agree with or don't care about?

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theres a popular brand in canada called no name brand and it manufactures everything you can imagine in a grocery store and it kind of makes me feel like im in a world no one bothered to do much world building for

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there's a point in your life on the internet where "oh, it's a weird sex thing" becomes reassuring. there's so many worse reasons that people do things. fly your flag mate

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game: has any kind of elemental based fighting system

me: apply pokemon logic

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adhd will have you fighting for your life to do beloved hobbies that bring you nothing but joy

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pushed from the precipice, climbed right back up the cliff (long story short i survived)

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i watched a bunch of old mickey mouse cartoons today and he just kept making this fucking face over and over again. this is his defining trait

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The best part of the percy jackson books is that from percy's perspective hes just an easygoing funny cool guy who seems pretty harmless but the moment you see him from someone elses pov hes terrifying. Just a crazy good fighter, a force of nature killing machine, literally gets mistaken for a god in disguise. But he doesnt see that side of himself at all because hes too busy arguing with authority figures and respecting women. I love him

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claimed by the sea 🔱

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Percy Jackson AU where Luke was nothing but a hardcore percabeth fangirl.

Kronos: So do you understand why we are kidnapping Annabeth Chase?

Luke: so that Percy can come save her

Kronos: wha-

Luke: omg that would be so romantic like Aphrodite would TOTALLY freak out

Kronos: that is not-

Luke: ooh, what if he holds up the sky up for her? That would be cute af.

Kronos: are you in your right state of mi-

Luke: Stfu, PERCABETH 4EVER