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good afternoon, lurkers. we’re still looking for people to join our family. we have plenty of wanted connections and open face claims available. we are a group that takes place in a renovated alcatraz that is only on discord. we’re all pretty laid back and welcoming. so, what are you waiting for?

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we are still here! and still looking for people to join our little family. things are slightly different when it comes to applications, however. but please don’t let that stop you from joining. as long as you send in an application, you’ll be directly accepted and given a link to the chat. we are still looking for the underboss for the order (POC required) as well as the vice president of our biker gang.

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we are still seeking out people who would like to join our group! however, given the previous things that have happened. we’re going to be doing things a little different. if you apply, you will need an account now. we are no longer accepting anonymous asks. we also will no longer be posting the acceptances of the applications. they will go directly on the page and you will receive a message from us for the discord link. since we have a very nasty person still stalking this page, we’re trying to keep our members and potential members safe.

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So, this is the shitty community we have to deal with. Below are some screenshots of a very problematic person. I’m not much for call outs, but I have nothing to hide. This is disgusting. So be prepared for transphobia and pointless name calling. PS: These screenshots look weird because I blocked this problematic person and had to unblock their messages to get the screenshots. People who were involved were edited out for their privacy.

transphobia, rape/noncon mentions. 

 @unihq​. This person is in your group. You may want to rethink that.

I asked them to send me the screencaps of the previous conversation they had with this person they were speaking about. They did that, but I didn’t add them to the screencaps. This person apologized for misgendering this individual. 

We got these anons a bit after. All coming from the same IP address. Just so you know. We know who this is.

After blocking them and the messages we received. They started to message my members. After already showing I am not truscum, they’re apparently labelling me that anyway.

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would you look at that? it looks like LOGAN LERMAN was finally brought in. oh, no that’s just ZEKE LAJAMES who is 27 and is rumored to be a member of N/A. word on the block is that they’re in for GRAND THEFT AUTO. rough, right? might want to avoid them if they really are LOYAL, INTELLIGENT and that’s on a good day. on a bad they’re said to be IMPULSIVE, TEMPERAMENTAL. d, 25+, she/they, cst, triggers: none.

Accepted! Please inbox us for the Discord link!

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would you look at that? it looks like ZACH VILLA was finally brought in. oh, no that’s just ARMAND “MANNY” MARIN who is 33 and is rumored to be a member of THE REAPERS / BOSS. word on the block is that they’re in for DRUG TRAFFICKING, HUMAN TRAFFICKING, MURDER. rough, right? might want to avoid them if they really are MISCHIEVOUS, OBSERVANT and that’s on a good day. on a bad they’re said to be DETACHED, VICIOUS. drew, 24, they/he, central, n/a.

Accepted!

Please inbx us for the Discord link!

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would you look at that? it looks like COLIN O'DONOGHUE was finally brought in. oh, no that’s just CAMDEN DOUGLAS who is 37 and is rumored to be a member of N/A. word on the block is that they’re in for ARSON, MANSLAUGHTER, ESCAPE IN THE FIRST DEGREE (2). rough, right? might want to avoid them if they really are RESERVED, AMIABLE and that’s on a good day. on a bad they’re said to be OBSESSIVE, NEUROTIC. a, 21, they/them, cst.

Accepted!

Please inbox us for the Discord link!

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Liam Winters App

would you look at that? it looks like DYLAN O'BRIEN was finally brought in. oh, no that’s just LIAM WINTERS who is 25 and is rumored to be a member of N/A. word on the block is that they’re in for ARSON and FIRST DEGREE MURDER. rough, right? might want to avoid them if they really are LOYAL, INTELLIGENT and that’s on a good day. on a bad they’re said to be WITHDRAWN, IMPULSIVE. marv, 31, they/them, est, no triggers.

Accepted!

Please inbox us for the Discord link!

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Is everything up to date? Trying to decide on a face :)

Everything will be updated in the next half an hour! I apologize for the delay, but we're on it. :)

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FC ideas for the warden, and assistant warden?

The Assistant Warden position has been filled, but for the Warden we'd love to see someone older given the Warden is 45+. Some of the ideas we have are Pedro Pascal, Oscar Isaac, Mads Mikkelsen, Jackie Chan, Jason Isaacs, Seth Gilliam, Manu Bennett, Idris Elba, Alexander Skarsgard, and Chiwetel Ejiofor!

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would you look at that? it looks like TOM HOLLAND was finally brought in. oh, no that’s just ELIJAH BRADFORD who is 19 and is rumored to be a member of N/A. word on the block is that they’re in for DRUG POSSESSION and ARMED ROBBERY. rough, right? might want to avoid them if they really are BRAVE, COMPASSIONATE and that’s on a good day. on a bad they’re said to be AGGRESSIVE, IMPULSIVE. Joey, 30, he/him, Est, scat, heavy bloodplay, suicide.

Accepted! Please inbox us for the discord link!

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afternoon, lurkers. we’ve gained a pretty nice little family here and we’d love to add even more people to it! come check out our wanted connections !!

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would you look at that? it looks like KJ APA was finally brought in. oh, no that’s just KENNETH BROOKS who is 21 and is rumored to be a member of N/A. word on the block is that they’re in for 2ND DEGREE MURDER, ARSON, AND THEFT. rough, right? might want to avoid them if they really are CHARISMATIC AND VIGILANT and that’s on a good day. on a bad they’re said to be IMPULSIVE AND CREDULOUS. ju, 23, he/him, PST, n/a.

you’ve been accepted! please shoot us a message so we can send you the discord link!

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whoa wait was that CODY CHRISTIAN? no, that is JORDAN LOVELACE and they are employed at the prison as a PSYCHOLOGIST they’re 25 years old, and seem pretty fit for that job. hopefully they can handle it in the prison because some people have said they’re RESOURCEFUL and KIND A LOT OF THE TIME, but if you ask me they seem to be NAIVE and OPTIMISTIC. ace, 27, male pronouns, cst, none.

Accepted!

Please inbox us for the discord link.<3

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ayooo. sorry we’ve been kind of silent today! it’s been a busy day. but we are still accepting people as soon as we see applications! so feel free to come check us out! we have a lot of wanted connections, too.

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would you look at that? it looks like DREW RAY TANNER was finally brought in. oh, no that’s just KENDALL MILLER who is 27 and is rumored to be a member of N/A. word on the block is that they’re in for GRAND LARCENY, AGGRAVATED ASSAULT, EXTORTION. rough, right? might want to avoid them if they really are CHARMING, METICULOUS and that’s on a good day. on a bad they’re said to be MERCILESS, MANIPULATIVE. lux, 22, he/him, cst, none.

would you look at that? it looks like JENSEN ACKLES was finally brought in. oh, no that’s just COLE BISHOP who is 36 and is rumored to be a member of THE REAPERS. word on the block is that they’re in for FIRST DEGREE ASSAULT, ARSON, ILLEGAL POSSESSION OF EXPLOSIVES. rough, right? might want to avoid them if they really are ENGAGING & WITTY and that’s on a good day. on a bad they’re said to be UNSTABLE & UNPREDICTABLE. stevie, 26, they/them, gmt+11, triggers: none. ( nico serafino’s wc)

you’ve been accepted! welcome to the group. we look forward to seeing both characters join us. shoot us a message for your discord link. :)

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Not hate. The site looks incredible! Well done.

thank you, anon! that means a lot to us to hear. :)