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Made a guild card!

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part two to marcille rolling to seduce dragon falin! (her nat 20'ing won the votes)

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Between the lesbian that cant beat the monsterfucker allegations and the autistic man with the special interest, she really underestimated her crowd

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Nightmare critters at the fair!

(I just got back from my state fair so it's headcannon time!)

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Baba Chops: LET'S GO GAMBLING! She'll park her ass in front of one game (something like darts or ring toss) and spend money until she gets the big stuffed animals. She loses more than she wins and ends up spending hundreds.

Poe: Didn't really want to come but did anyway because they wanted to hang out. Went on a few rides but mostly spent money on drinks.

Allister Gator: Like Baba, he'll stay pretty much at one game the whole time, but he plays the water shooting game over and over, as such he ends up winning a big prize. (He almost always gives it to Rabie)

Icky Licky: Will lose one round of the water game to Allister and then challenge random people to the basketball games to make himself feel better. He'll also get on some not too scary rides, and only eat normal food.

Simon Smokes: Only came for the rides, spends the whole time either standing in line or riding the ride. He tries to find the most intense ones and go on them over and over.

Maggie Mako: Eats the whole time. Tries all the food she can, and as such the crew always has a reserved table. Her favorites are the fried sweets.

Touille: Has the normal fair experience. Plays a few games, eats weird food, rides some rides. Only ever wins small prizes.

Rabie Baby: Will do a few rides with Simon and Touille before having enough sitting with Allister or Maggie.

(that should be everyone)

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Oh VokaMartin, I'll see you in the full release.

Ludo, my hunter, watching me make her fight Rey dau in full chatacabara gear, 2 mega potions, and bad understanding of insect glaives

(I lost)

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Dungeon Meshi Text Post Memes

✨️ Farcille edition ✨️

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Some Iruma memes

I have been thinking about this ever since the Heartbreaker arc

The plot of Iruma kun (Iruma won’t admit his smolness though)

Me explaining my Iruma theories to my friend

Honestly how is there even a contest?

Extra:

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mentally i’m still here

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Smiling/ Nightmare Critters Fanfic: Being Cool pt 1

Synopsis: Kickin' sees the nightmare critters at the mall, wanting to become more popular he asks for advice.

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Kickin' always wanted to be popular. At least more than he was. He wanted to be flocked to, recognized, to have his praises sung by the people around him. Dogday was popular, but whenever Kickin' asked about it he would always respond with a shrug. He was getting nowhere. Today, he was at the mall, for no other reason than to be doing something. He made it around to the food court deciding now was a pretty good time for lunch. The mall has a really good gyro spot and Kickin' felt a craving creeping up. Once he got in line he stared up at the menu, that was until he heard the voice in front of him.

"I told you it says they're out! Pick something else cuz I swear if I get all the way up there without an answer, you can starve."

The voice boomed as they talked on the phone. Kickin' pries his eyes away from the menu to look at them. The sight sends a chill down his spine. Simon Smokes, the most popular and meanest guy he knows. Painted with a scowl, the great red dragon listened to the voice on the other side of the phone.

"Yeah that works. Difficult ass." Simon hung up with a sigh. That's when he finally noticed Kickin', who was now, unknowingly staring at him. Simon flashed a toothy grin, eyes gleaming with mischievous intent.

"Well, if it isn't the chicken. What are you doing here all by your lonesome?" Simon snuffed, stuffing his phone in his pocket. Kickin' shakes his head, skin crawling with embarrassment.

"O-oh I'm just hanging out! Nothing much." He answered, trying desperately to sound cool despite being caught off guard. The red dragon raises an eyebrow.

"That so? Well you have fun with that." He says after some form of contemplating. He turns around walking further up the line.

"Hey wait!" Kickin' called out causing Simon to turn his head with an inquisitive look.

"You know I hate to ask but, you are the most popular guy I know. How do you do it?" Simon smirked as he raised an eyebrow. The was about to answer when the cashier asked for his order. Kickin' waited as the red dragon listed a long order, no one item the same. Kickin' would order a simple gyro and a coke before following Simon in line.

"Well the key to being popular is being cool." He said with a knowing smirk.

"I'm plenty cool!" Kickin' defended

"You're only moterally cool at best. But that's not your whole problem, the critters you hang around aren't even a little cool." He responded as he paid for his food and took the bag from the cashier, not even bothering to say thanks.

"Walk with me." Simon invited. They walked out of the line, bags in hand as Simon continues.

"You see I'm incredibly cool all by my lonesome, but it wouldn't matter if all my friends were complete dweebs." Both he and Kickin' walk up to the table where all the nightmare critters were. Kickin' couldn't deny it, they were all different from each other, but they were all dripping in coolness. They just had a vibe that his friends didn't. They were so laid back.

"About time!" Maggie Mako greeted, as Simon put the bag of food on the table.

Allister Gator was holding his phone so the black and yellow frog Icky Licky could see, both so absorbed in what they were watching to even realize the food had come. That was until Simon called out.

"Hey! Foods here you muscle heads!"

"Oh yeah, thanks man!" The gruff voice of Allister said reaching for his order, Icky did the same.

"Who's winning?" Simon asks.

"Red Eagles I'm hoping we make a comeback though." Allister said.

"Shit man. They better." Simon grumbled.

"Poe! Food!" Allister called out, causing the black bird to look up from their phone. They nod and take a gyro out of the bag. Rabie Baby had taken out their food as well as Baba's as they continued talking. Bags filled with stuff from many different stores littered the table and many chairs. Simon beckoned Kickin' to sit down next to him.

"You see, all my friends are cool. Not as cool as I am, but cool none the less." He boasted, Rabie sticks her tongue out at him before resuming her conversation. Simon rolls his eyes before continuing.

"In any case, you are who you hang around, you want to be popular? Hang with popular critters." Simon smirked as he leaned back, eyes closing as he stretched.

"Like us." He adds, opening one's eyes. Kickin' looked at him in surprise as too did his friends. Simon flashed a knowing smile at his friends. Rabie, Allister, Icky, and Touille smiled back, while Baba and Poe nodded. Maggie went back to eating immediately, tuning out the rest of the conversation.

"You want... Me to hang out with you guys?" Kickin' asked still in complete shock.

"Well sure."

"You said you want to be popular right?"

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(This is so ass. I'm so sorry my god.)

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My nightmare critters headcannons: Icky Licky

(The very last one!)

- Plays baseball

- Will often fake limp if he thinks he's about to lose a game

- Very fast

- Unironically drinks battery acid (the candy drink)

- Likes Slasher movies

- Simon Smokes best friend

- Only plays cod, apex, and Minecraft (they all play)

-Is convinced he'll go pro one day

- Very used to success

-Goes to bed the earliest of the crew (9pm)

- Bulks

- Second meanest critter (Behind Simon Smokes)

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My Nightmare critters headcannons: Rabie Baby

- Textbook basic

- Chappell Roan and Lady Gaga super fan

- Heavily invested in Twitter drama

- Friends force her to drink water via Liquid IV (she is very dehydrated)

- Only plays nintendogs and Tomodachi life.

- Party animal but refuses to go alone

- Hates doing physical activity

-Always brings snacks and drinks for hangouts

- Watched Umbrella academy with Poe once and now starts gossiping with "I heard a rumor"

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I hope every time a Many Ears character appears after this arc, they only refer to him as Carrot Minister Iruma

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My Nightmare critters headcannons: Touille (Ignore that I spelt it wrong in the picture)

- "One man's trash is this rats treasure!"

- Really into diy

- Really really good at sewing, crochet, and other creative work

- Prefers to make gifts

- Often steals from garbage dumps and stores

- Watches video essays to sound smart in conversations

- Thrifts

- Drives a car they fixed themselves

- Hyper fixates on several projects at a time

- Has neglected themselves because of this

- Loves soft blankets

- Has gotten arrested for trespassing and resisting arrest.

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My Nightmare critters headcannons: Allister Gator

-Loves spicy food

- Spends abhorrent amounts of money on pool floats (chairs specifically)

- Watches pretty much all the sports he can. (Baseball, Golf, Volleyball, chess boxing)

- Makes a habit of only listening to classical music or jaz in the morning

- "Good things come to those who wait." What he's waiting for? Nobody knows

- Hates chores

- Movie buff

- Gruff voice

(Tbh I'm out of ideas for this guy so this one's not as long.)

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My Nightmare critters headcannons: Simon Smokes

Yeeeaaahhh it's time for one of my favorite nightmare critters (I love them all)

- Rich kid (like top 1%)

- Love spicy food

- Love boasting about his money and wealth

- Makes his friends cool by association

- Def the leader

- Loves gold jewelry

- Despises golf, traffic, super sweet candy

-Sour candy all the way

- Drives his friends everywhere

- Vapes

- Blasts music while in the car (Mostly rap or party music

- Influences his friends to be worse

- Gets into fights often

- Almost always ends up paying for his friends

- Has gotten arrested (with Toulle)

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My Nightmare critters headcannons: Maggie Mako

- Massive foodie (Obviously)

- Has like 3 subscriptions to those monthly snack box things

- Can only cook in a clean kitchen

-has a mini fridge next to the bed

-Metalhead

- Does like savory foods but prefers sweets

- Insists that you absolutely have to have dessert after every dinner

- Won't go out unless food is promised (snacks count)

- Loves to watch any food related shows

- Likes to paint

- Potty mouth (second only to Simon Smokes)

-Owns tons of cookbooks

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My Nightmare critters headcannons: Poe

Disclaimer: most of these headcannons are based around my bestie btw

- Listens to alt music (like pierce the veil)

- Uran explorer (especially abandoned amusement parks)

- Like horror movies

- Social battery depletes very quickly

-Has black-out curtains

- Knows a lot about the dead people at their local cemetery

- Loves soup and making simmer pots

- Hates having company at home

-Loves rainy days but hates getting wet