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Howard the Duck (1986) dir. Willard Huyck

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did you know red snapper can live for over 100 years…. whatre they DOING down there

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genuinely blows my fucking mind that anyone thinks that elon musk is smart in like, any capacity, let alone “the smartest man on the planet” like….. that man? the send-a-the-car-into-a-space man? the “im gonna build a stupid lil mini sub to rescue these kids instead of just letting divers do it” man? the “im not gonna have industry standard caution taping in my tesla factories because i dont like the color yellow, causing many injuries” man? that fucking man? i hate techie bros worshipping this man like hes some real life iron man shit

hes all the smugness and bad politics of iron man with none of the engineering ability

the man is a fucking idiot trust fund kiddie

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the fact that pro-monarchy arguments have degenerated, over the past few centuries, from “the king rules by divine right and is accountable to nobody but god”, to “uhm the royals generate a lot of income from tourism” will never stop being extremely funny to me

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Oh my God! 😭 You dropped this queen 👑

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we know plankton and krabs have been playing poker together for 15 years

we also know this episode aired before the episode where pearl turned 16

while the non-continuity & non-chronological order of the series means that assuming that pearl was 15 in welcome to the chum bucket is a fool’s gamble - it’s reasonable enough that if there is an episode about her turning 16, her character was likely conceptualized as being 15 years old prior to that point. but either she was 15 or she was 16 in welcome to the chum bucket … and either way, that’s about as long as pearl’s been alive.

we also know that pearl is krabs’ biological daughter … through a combination of facts … and were given reason to believe that something happened to the mother of his child shortly after pearl’s birth that made him depressed. she’s not around anymore and no longer apart of their lives in any way shape or form.

we also know plankton and krabs were childhood best friends, going on to have an on-again-off-again friendship for years prior to spongebob getting a job at the krusty krab … and the two are shown to occasionally have moments where they truly, genuinely care about each other deep down, despite the rivalry …

conclusion: plankton might have started playing poker with krabs to cheer him up after the death of his wife

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i really like knowing all this inane bullshit about skyrim like how altmer are the fastest moving race bc theyre so tall and thats why speedrunners use them

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burger king is offering a 1 cent whopper through their mobile app if you unlock the coupon while at a mcdonald’s

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One of my favorite subtle details in Into the Spider-Verse is that Miles' dad works for the PDNY rather than NYPD.

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“Mmmf”

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god i love history