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Sweet 9 pls!

Since this just died right out :) /lh

Flamingo Raffle

I know it has been a week since the flamingo instant happened, but for all of those that have helped food has been prepared.

The way I have done this is a lottery system. There are two baskets: Sweet and Savory, with the number 1-50 on them. Each number is referenced to a pre-made treat. You can only pick from one. So, basically pick a basket and draw a number from it.

Those who did not help are also allowed to draw but let those who did go first please.

Can I take first choice?

No, you helped with taste testing these and you got a meal for helping.

Then last pick, if there's still extra?

You're not going to drop this till I say yes are you Cater?

That's correct.

Fine

YAY

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Epel: There was a cayot on the farm a few minutes ago. Vil: Cayot? It’s coyote, I’ve never heard of anyone calling it a cayot. Epel: Aight the ‘yote in the yard. Vil: That’s even worse

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Idia: Why do I keep getting knots on my right side? Ortho: Want me to crunch you? Idia: Crunch me like a tin-can? No.

•• Trey: *confronting Ace about a majicam account that bashes Riddle* Is that one of your alt accounts *scrolling though the posts* Trey: No, its not cause that spelled correctly •• Lilia referring to an comrade: Don't be fuckin mean, one of them's dead. •• Epel: You get 12 pieces. Ace: 27- Epel: *extreme southern* I said 12 you stupid asshole

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Presenting a Genderbend voice for Leona, staring in The First Time Leona and Ruggie Met

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this dude should NOT be armed with chemicals in the way that he currently is

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Mozus: *talking to Lucius* Come ‘er cutie bean

Divus: He does look like a kidney bean.

Mozus: I SAID CUTIE BEAN

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Duece: Just a question, like hypothetical

Duece: Would you want a public proposal?

Ace: Public?

Ace: Nah, I really don’t mind…

Ace: Just that it has to be you.

Ace: …

Ace: ew that was cheese and gay

Duece: A double whammy

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Lilia: Oh to be young and tired

Silver: Says the old and weary

Lilia: yea…

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Trey: You’re awaky and bakie

Cater: *being high* I am baked

Trey: …and awake…

Cater: I AM?!?!

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Floyd: I’m thinking about shrimp.

Jade: Why?

Floyd: They’re shaped.

Azul: 👁👄👁

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*in the Heartslabyul dorm*

Riddle: *enters the common room*

Ace: Cater’s talkin shit about you!

Cater: *looks up from magicam* What the fuck I’m just looking at magicam!!

Ace: I like to turn my dorm mates againt each other

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*Ace, Duece, and Yuu doing something stupid*

Yuu: With our power combined we form a singular brain cell. Now, who has it?

Ace: Last I saw it Deuce had it.

Deuce: Well I don’t have it now! You don’t have it Yuu?

Yuu: No… How the fuck did we lose the brain cell!!!

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TWST REVIEWS I FIND FUNNY 3

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TWST said by me and others 13

Kalim: I made a fish

Yuu: Jamil validate your partner

Jamil: That’s a good fish??

Kalim: I don’t feel validated.

Yuu: You’re abusing your partner

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Jade: Did you fence the forest

Floyd: it consented

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Deuce: I’m not a lesbian bottom…

Deuce: at most I’m just a gay

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*slow day at the Mostro*

Floyd: *hiding*

Jade: Hey Floyd your table is ready to checkout

Floyd: *makes direct eye contact* I eat rats *goes to take care of the table

Jade: 👁👄👁

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TWST REVIEWS I FIND FUNNY 2

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TWST REVIEWS I FIND FUNNY

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TWST said by me and others 12

Floyd: DID YOU JUST TRY AND STAB ME?!?

Floyd: You know I stab back

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Floyd: I control the rate at which your spine breaks.

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Mistro employee: *sets down a sparkler for a birthday*

Floyd: I wanna put my hand in it

Jade: *holding him back* no

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*1st years being 1st years*

*2nd years being 2nd years*

*3rd years being 3rd years*

Yuu: you’ve heard of Fellowship of the Ring now get ready for Homieship of the Queers.

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Mozus: *talking about Lucius* He has an ass like the Kardashians

Staff: wtf

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Ace: I’m McWorking

Deuce: Understandable

Ace: I wanna McDie

Deuce: Dont McDo that

Ace: McFuck you

Deuce: McFuck me yourself coward

Ace: I’ll McDo it

Ace: Dont McTest me

Deuce: Consider yourself McTested

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TWST as things said by me and other 11

Grim: *rolling in grass like a dog*

Yuu: GET OUTTA THE ASS GRASS!!! YOU DON’T KNOW WHAT PEED THERE!!!

Ace: I did.

Deuce: What?!?

Ace: You heard me.

Sebek: Gross

Epel: What? Y’all don’t pee on the grass??

Deuce/Yuu/Sebek: NO

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Ace: Dude your acting passive aggressive.

Deuce: I’m not being passive aggressive, I’m being aggressive!!!

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Floyd: When I become a tree I’m going to slap the shit out of the electrical lines.

Kalim: That’s mean

Floyd: I’m gonna slap them like a fine ass and cause a blackout.

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Yuu: Tonight we dine

Yuu: but not like rich people

Ruggie: We’ll dine like poor people

Ruggie: It’ll be a feast

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Rook: Are you my wife?

Trey: What?

Student B: I told him I couldn’t read his wifes’ hand writing and he went to you.

Trey: ahhhhh

Rook: So are you?

Trey: I plead the fifth

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TWST as things said by me and others 10

Malleus: I don’t know why people apologize when I sneeze

Silver: It’s not a good feeling

Lilia: You’ve heard of “bless you” now get ready for “I’m sorry”

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Cater: ✨ Save your sickness for Christmas ✨

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Rook: Honey.

Epel: Honey?

Rook: Honey!

Epel: Honey!

Rook: Honey~

Epel: Hon-

Vil: yes?

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Lilia: I thought there was a day between Monday and Tuesday.

Cater: I can gaslight you into believing there is.

Cater: Whoresday

Kalim: Fuck-nuts

Lilia:…

Cater:…

Lilia: Give us lord our daily fucknuts.

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Yuu: *platonic* I love Malleus, he’s like a child…

Yuu: an old child. :D

Adeuce: WHAT DOES THAT EVEN MEAN!!!

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TWST said by me and others 9

Floyd: Who needs bones?

Floyd: Not me

Jade: Boneless behavior

Azul: um, you are both wrong

Azul: I’m the only one here who doesn’t need bones

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Ace: If you forget I’m taking your left hand!

Deuce: Good I don’t need that hand!

Ace: Fine than I’m gonna take both your hands!

Deuce: WHAT NO!!! Just take my right hand I eat with my left!

Trey: Aren’t you right handed Deuce?

Trey: and didn’t you just say you didn’t need your left hand?

Riddle: I don’t question their conversations anymore.

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*during ch. 4 at the oasis*

Deuce: *playing in the water* something touched my foot, something touched my foot!

Ace: SOMETHING TOUCHED M’DICK!

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Kalim: Want some cheese? *pulls out cheese from pocket*

Cater: Why the fu-

Lilia: YES!!

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Idia: I’m struggling

Ortho: Just a little

Idia: I’m glad you think it’s just a little

Ortho: like a lot, little

Idia: so alottle

Ortho: an awful axolotlotlotl

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Epel (falls during magishift practice): The ground hits hard… BUT I HIT HARDER!!!

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*pomfiore orders food*

Epel: Why do I have to pick it up.

Vil: Because I always pick up

Rook: and I’m busy at the moment.

Epel: But I don’t know what to say

Vil: Just give them the name it’s under.

Epel: but-

Rook: I’ll teach you how to use a bow.

Epel: Fine but I’m gonna drop Vil’s chicken alfredo.

Vil: DONT YOU DARE EPEL I FORGOT WHAT YOUR LAST NAME IS!!

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Cater: *sees something nice from the corner of his eye* is that a tree or a person?

Trey: Where?

Cater: Over there

Trey: it’s probably a treeson

Cater: …

Cater: that sounded better in your head didn’t it?

Trey: …yea

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Rook: I come gifting bears! <3

Vil: You mean bearing gifts?

Rook: Did I stutter?

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TWST said by me and others 7

Jade (who are the wrong mushrooms and has found himself in the VIP room): omg an octopus with legs~

Azul: *going over a contract with a costumer* -_- get out

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Trey: If you can’t get in the code is *insert 4 digit number*

Lilia: ahh the time *insert historical event that took place*

Trey: Yes

Trey: …

Trey: WAIT WHAT?!? Why was that the first thing you thought of?

Lilia: I will see you there :D

Trey: Why do I even bother asking?

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Ruggie: Y’all are classic white people right?

Everyone in the dorm leader meeting: o-o

Ruggie: So I have a question, do y’all have the popcorn, vomit bucket?

Azul: THE WHAT??!!

*the meeting process to go off topic for the rest of its duration*

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Riddle: *minding his business*

Floyd: *running toward Riddle* Fiddle Dee Dee Fiddle Dii Doh. With a twiddle hee and a twiddle hoo. I will now launch Riddle hee hee hoo hoo.

Riddle: *running for his life* WHAT THE FU-

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Deuce: The cabinet bit me again… Why do we keep accepting something so aggressive? Call the owners and tell them we can’t take them!

Trey: It’s not alive…

Cater: I mean we could just take off all the doors.

Riddle: No

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TWST said by me and others 6

Cater: Put me in a room by myself and I’ll be fine.

Cater: I might be lonely but I’ll be fine.

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Kalim: I’m illiterate I don’t know what you’re saying.

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Yuu: *petting Grim who is asleep*

Deuce: Come on let’s get something to eat.

Yuu: *holding Grim* No my friend needs me

Ace: No he doesn’t

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*Deuce and Ace in a vc*

Deuce: Alright I gotta go cause my mom needs help.

Deuce: Love ya dude

Deuce: Dude?

Ace: *typing in chat* love ya

Deuce: DUDE?!?

Ace: *typing in chat* L O V E ya too

Deuce: LO-

Ace: LOOK AT CHAT MY BRO IS IN MY ROOM

Deuce: YOU KNOW I’M ILLITERATE

ACE: YOU’RE NOT ILLITERATE YOU’RE DYSLEXIC!

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Vil: If you were to ever fight a bear, my money is on you.

Rook: :D

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Trey: I want to learn more about cooking.

Riddle: My mom is a pretty good cook, she could teach you.

Ace: I mean maybe you shouldn’t count your mom as a person after what she did to you.

Riddle: :/

Cater: He has a point.

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