nobody-lavender

[nobody-lavender]

i have two fujoshis advising me at all times

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back in 2013 i would go on a roleplaying website and i had a group of friends there who all rped gravity falls stuff and there was this dude who was our designated soos and he was the shit. anyway his profile disappeared one day out of nowhere and we all mourned him until he randomly came back a month later and we were all like soos!!! what happened dude where did you go! and he was like sorry dudes i was in jail

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thoughts on lawlight if emoji were more commonplace

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[nobody-lavender]

im not watching your youtube video discourse. link me to sometging i can read

[nobody-lavender]

this makes it sound like he was fucking sniffing around the set searching for lapis lazuli and that’s so much funnier than reality

[nobody-lavender]

I don't mind being a girl but sometimes I look at other girls and I think about how we are not the same gender

[nobody-lavender]

i love ppl who talk in the tags bc it satisfies my deep desire to know ppl’s opinions on everything without needing to have a conversation with them and ask. even better when it’s a side tangent that barely has anything to do with the post, or a personal anecdote, or a joke. tag talker mutuals you’re my favorite. tag talkers rise up

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i could not be trusted to make this game because my immediate thought is that the game advertises and markets itself as what op intended but steadily and then rapidly becomes very clear that instead of a cozy cute cottagecore "mystery" the story SHOULD be about the blatant corruption, cruelty, systemic oppression, and persecution and bigotry of her neighbors, but the main character is desperately clinging to the original genre of omg cozy cute and cottagecore because she feels overwhelmed by the potential responsibility to enact meaningful change rather than feel-good aesthetic positivity, thus becoming actively complicit in the town's crimes through her not mere inaction but in fact conscious choice to decide that she will be the protagonist of a cozy cute genre game rather than a story which might challenge her preconceptions of the world and the state of her own community.

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Laptops are always so much more Fucked than phones in my experience. A laptop is like a beautiful horse that wants nothing more than to break all of its legs. A decently solid android phone will act normal

[nobody-lavender]

gonna start asking hockey dudes on tinder if they can define goaltender interference and if they give me any answer other than “i don’t know” i’m unmatching them

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[nobody-lavender]

release me you bastard i am not a yummy gyoza dumpling

[nobody-lavender]

i think this might be toby's funniest post ever

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[nobody-lavender]

ohh you can combine garlic one small onion tomato paste cherry tomatoes basil lemon juice fried capers into a delicious pasta sauce

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