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Litten, The Marketplace Wanderer!

So one day, Ash met a Pokemon.

They were a Litten, the Fire Cat Pokemon. Fire-type (Obviously.)

At first it looked like the Pokedex was wrong again, as this Litten was quick to rub against Ash. Ash decided to share his sandwich with them.

That was the piece Ash wanted to share. Litten took the rest (classic gag right there) and when Ash tried to get the food back...

Heh, not happening. Pikachu fired off some electricity (hilarious) while I “tried” to catch it. I figured it would run off, but it stopped just to kick me in the face! <{:P}: <{:P}: <{:P}:

So Ash made it to school. Apparently all the other kids know that cat.

Looks like Litten had their trick down pat. Ash showed them the little bit of sandwich he had left (I was secretly like, man, just eat that snack-sized thing already ‘cause flapping it about is kind of sad...)

Sophocles said some stuff and it’s not here because I already told Ash that stuff and I said as much. 

Mallow said that Litten visited the cafeteria a lot and Kiawa said that Litten was also in the Marketplace running off with berries. He asked Ash what he was going to do with Litten and Ash said he was going to take them to task. I haven’t seen that kid so riled up in a while! Remind me never to take his food. Hide it, maybe, “accidentally” get it roasted, sure, but not take it.

Lillie asked how Ash was going to do it, and Ash took the only hammer he had to that nail and said he was going to catch it!

Just imagine a tumbleweed blowing through here right about now...

So anyway, school ended (no Litten in the cafeteria) and Ash and Kukui were at the marketplace. They had a lot of food and Kukui was talking detergent or something. I was zoning out, but I was still awesome enough to spot Litten when they were passing by!

Ash went off to chase it while I was explaining the whole thing to Kukui. I wasn’t going to get kicked again, that’s for sure!

Ash he found the Litten with an old woman who was feeding Berries to them. He told me later that she was going on about that whole nature-blessing-sharing thing. 

Me and Kukui got to them about then, and Litten ran off. The old woman said she thought Litten was concerned about her. She asked Ash if Litten had stolen food from him and Ash was still pissed about it and Kukui was like, “Man, I will make you another sandwich.” Then the woman said Litten didn’t have a bad bone in its body. 

I tell you, I have got to get whoever’s doing PR for these Pokemon!

So the next day school ended and me and Ash and Pikachu were leaving when-

It was Litten! Ash was asking who the other Pokemon was and I told him cause I’m awesome like that.

We did the thing where I explain that Persian has an Alolan form and that this is them, including how they’re Dark-type so they’re sly and cruel (which makes them different from regular Persian because... I’ve got nothing.) Ash and Pikachu slid down...

But they were too late to stop Persian from laying a nasty attack on Litten. 

So uh...

After Mr. Pot called the kettle black, Persian told them to butt out.

Laser told.

Litten was backed into a corner, but Ash got Pikachu to do his thing.

And that Persian was off and running. But Litten was in no shape to be running anywhere.

But Litten wasn’t going to just let us help them (even though I was like, let them help you because you don’t look gift horses in the mouth like that.) They even bit Ash when he offered to carry the berry.

Pikachu was trying to convince them, but nope.

Ash finally twigged that Litten wasn’t going to give up the berry and rolled it over.

Litten was very protective of that berry. They weren’t going to let go...

Unless to be grumpy cat with Ash when Ash picked them up. He told me to carry the berry while he carried Litten. Litten was growling and scratching and biting the whole way. It would have been funnier but Berry-hauling duty is such a downer.

We got Litten to the Pokemon Center where they gave Litten the cone of lame a Heliolisk Collar to keep it from licking its wounds. 

Seriously, that’s what they call it. Believe me, I know Heliolisk collars and that is no Heliolisk collar. I bet it isn’t even set up to give electric shocks or anything! But I inputted it because Heliolisk is probably going to be very happy that there’s something named after him. 

Ash finally realized that yeah, maybe he should actually look into those scratches. But before Nurse Joy could heal him up, Litten took the berry and ran!

They were in a hurry to get somewhere.

(Oh, and Kiawe was there. I think.)

And ended up getting nowhere fast. Bzzhehe.

So we ended up bringing them home with us.

Okay. So middle of the night and there’s a scratching at the door. 

Ash wakes up and opened the door. Litten just runs out! Ash finally actually wakes up and I was like you just noticed!? (And why’d you take off the collar? That was hilarious!)

So me Ash and Pikachu were chasing Litten and I was all “What is up with this cat?” You don’t work when you’re hurt, you know? You get a chance to relax and you take it, maybe stretch it out to a week or so if you can.

Eventually we chased it to a really old house. Ash asked where we were and I checked - this house, deep in the woods? Not on any of the maps I had. I kept my cool, even though the place screamed Evil Ghost Central.

And that’s when we found the Stoutland. They were old, even in people years. Apparently Litten was stealing food to feed themselves and Stoutland. 

Ash got closer. Litten wasn’t feeling it so Pikachu calmed them down. And then...

Ash apologized.

He apologized to the Stoutland for keeping Litten out so late.

That’s...

That’s not a people thing, usually, to apologize to wild Pokemon. Or to take the time to explain that their friend got hurt. Or to give up catching Litten. Most Trainers I know would have seen a 2-for-1 score right there, but Ash just said he’d promise to come again with food... if that was okay with Litten.

Huh.

But then everyone got all tense. And with good reason!

The Persian was back!

Ash told everyone to leave. Didn’t have to tell me twice!

Pikachu and Litten were staring Persian down. I could tell this was going to be a nasty fight.

Pikachu started with a Thunderbolt. Litten started off with Ember.

Persian jumped into the air with their claws. I didn’t know if they were going for Ash or Stoutland...

But Ash took the hit!

Kid’s been scratched up all day but he still took it.

Even Stoutland was like, “You don’t have to act tough in front of me, kid. We cool.”

But Persian was not cool.

They batted away Litten’s Ember, and things were looking rough until..

Stoutland gave Litten some real encouragement. Lit a fire in that cat’s spirit or something because...

Because that.

That happened.

(I wonder if it’s like what Ash said about Popplio’s bubbles?)

So the Persian was gone, and everyone cheered. Ash cheered too, but...

Yeah, the scratches were still a thing that happened, and Litten was all, “Still scratched, huh?”

But they were also really proud of that Ember attack. 

So Ash said his goodbyes and it was a good night.

We were back the next day with lots of food (we told everyone about the Stoutland and they were real good sports about it.) 

But they were gone. We got to the marketplace and found the old woman. Ash told the story and finally let those heavy bags down. One of the berries rolled out and the old woman took it. Ash was bummed and blamed himself, but she just said, “Pokemon are Pokemon. People are People. They live in separate worlds.” She finished doing carving up the berry all frou-frou like and said it wasn’t Ash’s fault, that Litten was doing just fine living under the same Alolan sky as we were.

And right on cue, Litten appeared! She asked Litten if they had moved, and I guess they did. Probably to get away from crazy laser cats.

Looks like Litten isn’t warmed up to Ash quite yet...

Litten just took the berry and left. I didn’t know what the future would be for us or for Litten. That...

(Or something. Who said that anyways?)

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Zing! Zap! Togedemaru!

This was Professor Kukui pretty much giving Ash the run of the house while he’s away.

You don’t need a super-advanced ultrawesome computer to tell this was going to be fun, but you do need one to tell you how it went!

Ash and Pikachu were getting ready for battle training.

I kept my eye on the birdie because I knew something was going to happen. 

And I was right.

Ash juiced his shirt too. I had a gut feeling, so I decided to go with it and tell Ash to do the laundry.

Heeheebzzt!

Kukui’s almost at the Nerd Threshold of Lab Coats here. 

Kid does his best.

And he delivers.

Now I could calmly Ash and Pikachu know the washer was going nuts, but fun would that be? A little “panicking” and Ash and Pikachu come running and jumping.

And crashing into the aquarium. 0<{:>}:

Credit where credit’s due though, kid bounces back quick.

There he goes!

The two of them cleaned up and worked up a good appetite.

He actually eats like that! Boring! (And also kind of weird...) So I decided to go all-in and suggest that he do some real cooking! I told him I watched some cooking shows with Kukui (Don’t tell people we watch cooking shows!) and that it didn’t look that hard. First is gathering the ingredients! Next is dicing them!

I got an extra-good feeling right here. I said that next was salt and pepper.

Oh yeah. Next was the flambe!

And ouila! A culinary masterpiece! (As long as you’re like me and don’t have to eat it,)

Pikachu wouldn’t go neat it, but Ash dug right in. Threw up all over Pikachu too. Pikachu does what Pikachu does best and threw up electricity over the whole house. 

...yeah... that ouched a bit.

All the food was gone, so it was time for a shopping trip. (Don’t ask me where Ash got the money...)

The shopping mall is pretty cool. We saw Togedemaru.

Togedemaru likes Pikachu. I did my Pokedex thing. Did you know that Togedemaru can’t generate a lot of electricity on its own but-

It’s true. Also it can roll itself up into a ball.

I was so busy reading this off that I missed Togedemaru beaning Ash in the face. Ah well.

Oh. Yeah. Sophocles was there too. He wanted ice cream, so Ash got some too.

I couldn’t tell if this was Brain Freeze or Nerd Poisoning. I leave that as an exercise for the readers.

He did have this really cool set up though, with this teeny-tiny thing loading up a holographic computer. 

It looked like a lot of data in that thing so I opened my mouth and asked about it.

Sophocles said I could look at it if he could “analyze” me.

No way, man! Keep that away from me!

Then stuff happened and something in the mall broke or something and me, Pikachu, and Togedemaru got separated from the humans by a fire shutter. Sophocles found the place where they could fix stuff. I could hear it from the other side, and of course I used my awesomeness to find a map and a shortcut for the three of us. Pikachu was able to jump up easy,

Togedemaru couldn’t. Pikachu let its tail down a bit for Togedemaru to grab but...

Togedemaru was gone!

Bzzt! Just little old me carrying Togedemaru up there. Pikachu was all confused, so I had a little fun scare.

Gotta use those opportunities! 

With that out of the way, we made it onto the roof. The door to the Power Switch Room Whatever was in front of us, but so was Team Rocket!

Mr. Congeniality greeted us as he always does.

Pikachu was able to dodge just fine,

but Togedemaru wasn’t. Mimikyu was about to nail Togedemaru when Pikachu rushed in and took the hit.

It launched Pikachu clear to the next building over, barely hanging on.

(P.S. Not that Mimikyu attacked me. What am I, chopped liver?)

(P.P.S. Uh, not that you should attack me, of course.)

Ash and the rest finally showed up. Ash wanted to help Pikachu, but Team Rocket was in the way. That’s when Sophocles got an idea. He got Ash to tell Pikachu to use its Thunderbolt.

It left Togedemaru buzzzing with energy and rushing at Team Rocket with a powered-up Zing Zap!

(And don’t say I never do super-important stuff during battles!)

With Team Rocket distracted (and screaming in pain) Rowlet was able to swoop in and save Pikachu.

Pikachu charged up, ready to send Team Rocket blasting off...

When that Bewear appeared. On top of a roof!

It picked up Team Rocket and went bounding off across the rooftops! That was... new.

So everyone was celebrating, and I was pointing out how Pikachu’s Thunderbolt powered up Togedemaru’s attack (Turns out that’s Togedemaru’s ability - Lightning Rod).

Then Togedemaru and Pikachu celebrated too. Ash said they made a good team, and then Sophocles pointed out that Togedemaru was a Togedemary! But Ash was just, “A team is a team!”

Heh. I know someone who won’t be playing doubles for a while.

I pointed out the Power Switch Room, Sophocles did his whatever, and the mall was fixed and everyone could go out. But Ash still hadn’t done the shopping and had worked up another appetite.

But then we saw Professor Kukui and he said he’d treat everyone.

For a guy who wears lab coats, he’s pretty cool.

So that’s what happened then. I’ll tell you more stuff next Rotime, same Bzztumblr!

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Popplio, Do Your Balloonest!

I’m back, bzzt!

So here’s Pikachu and Rockruff. Did you know Rockruff like it if you stroke their chin? I didn’t, so I dexed it. Because, you know, the whole job thing. But while I was doing it, Ash and Pikachu left me behind!

I was still trying to catch up to them when we found Lana on the beach.

They were practicing with Popplio’s balloons...

And not having much luck.

So we got to school and Ash opened his backpack.

Rowlet apparently likes it in there. They were still drowsy, so they rolled out and...

So I’m getting the feeling this is going to be a good day.

Kukui told us that tomorrow’s lesson was going to be fishing sea Pokemon. Everyone was worried that Lillie would freak, but she said she had a secret weapon so everything would be fine.

Popplio was happy to hear that and jumped in her lap.

But Lillie didn’t have her “secret weapon” yet, so she freaked. This dexshell has neat photo processing stuff so I did that anime thing where they go outline. What do you think of the smoke in the second panel. I was going for a “burned out” thing but it kind of looks like she farted. Hmm...

So class ended and Ash and us went with Lana so she could lend him a fishing rod. We stopped where she and Popplio practice their balloon making.

I of course practiced my Pokedex thing.

Lana told us how she met Popplio. Turns out she saved Popplio from some bullies and made it her partner so they wouldn’t grow to hate humans. And one day Lana’s dream was to have Popplio build a bubble so big Lana could go inside it and see all sorts of sea Pokemon. 

I checked what the Pokedex said and the Pokedex was like, “Hahahano...” Well, the Pokedex data didn’t say that, but it might have well. And Ash was all, “If they say they can do it, they’ll do it.” I mean, the kid’s done some crazy stuff, but...

And then Popplio made a really big balloon! It was cool, but then it popped. So I figured this wasn’t a thing that was happening.

Lana invited us to her house, and we saw the Ride Lapras again.

Her little sisters took a real shine to Pikachu. They took a shine to Ash too, I guess, since they asked if he was her boyfriend.

(I could have cleared things up but... heh, nah.)

Of course, them playing with Pikachu and everyone should have seen where this was going. I wish I had, because the room-size shock was great! 

...I mean, it hurt a lot, but you should have seen their faces!

What? I can take pictures, I’ll take pictures.

Class all met together the next day.

Lillie’s “secret weapon.” Girl is spaced in more ways than one...

Ash had his rod and lure. No hook though.

Sophocles had a cool techy rod.

We all set out. This Rowlet’s a heavy sleeper.

And this Slowpoke’s not evolving anytime soon. 

We found a spot where Lana said that the shallow water Pokemon and the deep water Pokemon all came together. Then she taught us how to fish.

Here’s Pikachu. Electric-types represent!

And here’s the tech rod.

That’s when I figured out the no-hook part. This wasn’t a catching Pokemon thing, just a friendmaking thing. That’s cool.

Lana’s pretty good at it.

Mallow and Ash aren’t. I tried to help with my awesomeness but...

Hmph. At least I got shotmerging down.

Ah geez, nerdboy. Go and fish already.

Pikachu though...

Great catch Pikachu. B+

And then Lillie caught a Milotic on her line.

Everyone was all, “Whoa!”

Even though she had her “secret weapon” Lillie was still freaking out. Everyone went to help her, and Ash thought that jumping would fix things.

Ahahaha. That certainly made my day a lot better. A+, Lillie!

Line broke though.

We found this little island. Kukui said we could take a fifteen-minute break.

Rowlet’s still asleep at this point.

But the break hadn’t lasted fifteen seconds before Team Rocket butts in and tries to steal all the Ride Pokemon.

And then Ash has Pikachu jump on me to get up there! At least warn me before you do that! Hmph!

Pikachu uses his Iron Tail to free the Pokemon, which is cool.

I guess.

But he did this when the Pokemon were over the rocks. <{:P}:

But then Popplio came out of nowhere with this balloon. I mean look at it! It’s huge! Way bigger then the Pokedex said they’re supposed to be.

It cushioned all the Pokemon.

And then it blew up.

Jessie pulled out her Mimikyu, and they were spoiling for a fight. I was a little worried, since Pikachu was in midair on top of me.

But Popplio came out with another balloon that reflected the Shadow Ball back.

And Rowlet’s Leafage finished the balloon off. Team Rocket was plunging towards the ocean where they’d drown woo

When Bewear ran on the water, caught them, and ran off! I had to dex that. I almost thought the Pokedex data would try to say that was a new species thing.

Ash said he knew they could do it, while Kukui was “their wanting to protect the sea Pokemon made this possible.” Lana was sure Popplio could make balloons that could hold people now.

And it worked!

For a little bit, anyways. One last good laugh for the day.

That’s it for this week. See you all for more Rotawesomness next Rotime!

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Not cool bzzt!

Tumblr cut me off! (Actually it didn’t but It wised up and probably would have let me finish the rest of the post there but I’ll be nice to the tumblr people and finish the post here.)

So here we were, with Rowlet’s flock waving it off, giving their “It’s cool! You go, bird!” to Rowlet being with Ash.

Ash was really happy about it too. I thought he was going to battle Rowlet to catch it.

But he didn’t! He just tossed a Poke Ball and caught Rowlet! No battling or anything!!!

I mean, I’ve seen Ash and his friends in Kalos save the world from a rock monster, but whoa! This is just straight-up shocking here.

But hey, Ash got his new friend and I got these sweet pics. So what happened after that? Find out next bzztime!

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Enter Rowlet! Ash Gets His First Alolan Pokemon!

Bzzt! Hello again! A little background before we start:

These birds?

They steal food. But that’s not how the people see it. They let the birds steal their food.

That’s what they say. So they let the birds to take all the food they want and go. Where can I learn to run a trick like that?

So Ash is still trying to catch a Pokemon and finds a Grubbin. Bug Type.

The Grubbin started out with a string shot. Pikachu jumped, but the kid here almost gets caught it. He dodges too and tells Pikachu to nail the bug with a Thunderbolt.

A direct bzzt! Ash tosses a Poke Ball to catch it and everyone’s waiting to see if it worked.

Did it?

Nope! Grubbin digs underground. Ash tells Pikachu to get a Quick Attack ready when it pops up.

But Grubbin isn’t one to stick to a improve battlefield and pops up behind the group!

Good shriek, blue line across the face, and even the hat is shaking. Great use of the element of surprise on someone who already gets grade-A scared. 10/10

But Grubbin gets disrespectful by attacking the audience. Bad form, bug! 

Pictured: Grubbin catching Pikachu with its String Shot. Not Pictured: Grubbin using that “big jaw” of theirs. Who wrote these databzznks?

But a hit’s a hit.

So we go to the Pokemon Center.

Here’s Joy, Blissey and Comfey.

Blissey takes Pikachu to get healed and stuff while I do my job. Comfey’s a Fairy-type and Blissey’s a Normal-type.

These new depictive Pokedex Entries are really something. We didn’t have them in Kalos I think. Did we? 

Whatever. Pikachu’s good to go.

Comfey gets Pikachu relaxed, but its scent attracts more than sighs.

A bird Pokemon comes out of nowhere and dives right at it! Comfey spins to deflect it pretty easily while I explain that this Rowlet is a Grass/Flying-Type Pokemon.

No kicks, and I’m pretty sure Comfey’s noticing. I said as much, but Ash was focused on wondering why Rowlet was going after Comfey. Mallow tried to explain, but explaining’s my job so I had to cut her off. (Sometimes I love my job.) I explain that-

And so other Pokemon think of it as fruit. Pokemon like Rowlet here.

Heh. looks like third time wasn’t the charm.

But Ash was all concerned for it, and when Rowlet fell off the power line Ash did this big hero dive to catch it. I’d have done it but my arms are too short. <{:P}:

Ash fed Rowlet, who is a big (and loud eater).

It didn’t do much kicking, but wow can those claws dig in. Seeing Ash ignore that to take care of Rowlet was kinda weird?

But Rowlet got off and went all floofy. Ash looked about ready to catch it...

but it flew off with the watermelon! Ash and Mallow went after them and left me to carry Ash’s backpack! (Like, HEY!)

Looks like Rowlet’s an adopted bird. It was a full nest, and yours truly described the Pokemon to Ash and Mallow. There were Pikipek, a Normal/Flying-type,

Trumbeak, another Normal/Flying-type,

And Toucannon (you can see where this is going.)

Now, I wasn’t sure about that beak thing. The Pokedex’s data’s steered me wrong before- 

(It tried to tell me that a talking Meowth was a new species, as if just being able to talk meant you were a new, special species! Can’t believe I almost fell for But I know better of course. Moving on...)

-so I decided to check it out myself. Turns out the beak isn’t always that hot. Ha! (It can get really hot though...)

But then these nets came out of nowhere!

Turns out those nets came from deez nuts. They said that the food had been stolen from a Bewear they owed? Uhhhh???

And then they netted the food. They were going to take all the food, Pokemon, and Pikachu too!

Jessie’s style is... um... what’s the technical term? Searching...

Lame! That’s right!

But Mimikyu’s strong enough to work it out.

Its Shadow Ball is still as strong as Pikachu’s Electro Ball.

And its Disguise is still just as good, shrugging off a blow from Pikachu.

But while the two were fighting, Rowlet was able to tear open one of the nets with a single kick!

But Mimikyu got in a Play Rough, and looked about ready to finish Pikachu off with its Shadow Claw. It looked all over for Pikachu when...

Rowlet used Leafage for cover before flying Pikachu out of there! Mimikyu barely missed and was all wha? How wha? was Mimikyu?

Wha? enough for Pikachu to bean it with a Thunderbolt!

Rowlet lets loose the others. Mimikyu looks ready for Round 2 when-

Bewear comes from out of nowhere and takes everyone away! Huh. I mean, that’s one way to end a fight? They’re Team Rocket. Shouldn’t they be blasting away?

All the other Pokemon were proud of Rowlet. It did okay, I guess. Maybe this is one of those little things people are talking about.

Ash decided to leave Rowlet with the flock cause they were its friends and family. 

But Rowlet wasn’t feeling it. The humans didn’t catch this, but I did cause I’m awesome (and I have a back camera port that gives me an almost 360 view!)

Toucannon caught it too, and told Rowlet to go with Ash. It flew right on Ash’s shoulder.

We turned around (I did too. I didn’t have too, but it gets awkward when everyone things you’re doing a butt thing. Funny, but awkward.)

(Edit... Huh. So Tumblr didn’t cut me off. It thought I was doing a tag thing. Whatever. I finished this one off here.)

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Good Rotomorning! I’m back, and I’m still the Bzzt around!

Can I still make an entrance or what?

Hey everyone! It’s your favorite Rotom - now a RotomDex - blogging to you from Alola! Once @citroidunit‘s superawesome superstar, I’ve started from my own zero and now I’m here bringing you the continued adventures of Ash Ketchum. Last time Ash visited a region it ended with a legendary mechadragon blasting a loony billionaire and his rock dragon into Kaboom City, so I’m hoping for some real excitement this time.

Big props to @bonnielovespokemon for keeping this place warm while I was getting used to the place. I tell you, this region is better than a box full of machines!

Speaking of which... yeah, I know this all happened a while ago. Hey! I’ve been bzzy! I’ll try to keep things in past tense to keep you in suspense until we get current. Heeeheee!

Alright! Let’s get started!

This guy here? He’s Professor Kukui. He studies Pokemon moves up close and personal. Great laughs from this guy. I’ve been hanging around his house for awhile. He said he had something big planned, so I stayed to check it out.

And that’s Ash Ketchum and Pikachu. Now, if you’re wondering what he’s holding?

That’s my new awesome bod! Say good Rotomorning to Rotom, Pokedex Forme!

This Pokedex shell is buzzing with features! It’s got a cool camera scan mode for Dexing.

It’s also got some major language selection features. It’s kinda like the translation thing I had set up with @citroidunit, but it’s also kinda quirky and the internal auto-subtitles aren’t the best? But hey, it’s got me in it so you already know my opinion of it.

I registered Ash in Alola and he said how awesome I was. Took a while to understand him in this shell, but I figured it out.

And hey, who am I to disagree?

To add Pokemon data to my Pokedex functions, I take pictures of Pokemon.

So I took pictures of Rockruff and Pikachu! It was about here that I gave my brilliant summation of the awesome tech I was inhabiting.

He uh... A for effort, kid. He asked me what I had so say about Pikachu, so I gave him the entry.

Now, I didn’t tell Kukui or Ash (I’m being cool and coy about my past - let the kid enjoy his fun and don’t tell him) but I didn’t think that was right so I figured I’d test that out.

It uh... went better than I hoped. It’s like they say, “Dying is easy. Comedy is hard.”

(Other people can do the dying though...)

So I followed Ash to the Pokemon School. I can’t access the Ol’ Kukui’s lab cameras so we are going first-person, folks!

This is Kiawe and Mallow. I think? Either that or Mao? Language quirks here. I’ll go with Mallow. Mallow sounds cooler.

This is Lillie and Sophocles. You can tell how smart Lillie is already.

But Sophocles... uh... I like ya man, but personal experience tells me that very little good comes from Electric-type Nerds with screwdrivers. (No offence, @this-blog-will-not-explode.) 

We also met the Principal!

His comedy needed a little work. (Not me though. My puns were great This Pokedex data really helped out!)

Kukui said the lesson was going to be fieldwork - *I* was going to help Ash get his very first Alolan Pokemon! And the others could come too.

I looked that up. Kinda morbid, man.

So we went out into the forest. And of course yours truly found a Pokemon.

Snappy dresser, but not exactly Mr. Sunshine. I was about to get started with my RotomDex schtick when-

Lillie here comes in. She was about to go into it but I did my job. This here’s Mimikyu (Is that one k or two? I’ll get back to you on that.)

And apparently the last guy who tried to look under that rag died trying. So yeah, Ash wanted to capture that one.

Ash’s Iron Tail is solid as always, but it didn’t work out. I didn’t look it up at the time, but Mimikyu has the Disguise Ability. It’s “head” is actually a decoy, so the first hit there is a waste of time. 

Mimikyu though wasted no time, getting in close with Play Rough. I got a great zoom on this.

And if you’re asking why I didn’t join in? This shell is built for Dexing, not battling. Sucks for them. <{:3}:

Mimikyu packs a nasty Shadow Claw,

And a whatever that was. I had no idea at the time. I guess even the Pokedex doesn’t have all the answers.

Ugh. These jokers again. I had to make like I didn’t know them, but they’re never ones to not give their own introductions. Ash knew them ad explained them to the others.

Yes, Sophocles. Excellent.

So Team Rocket tells Meowth to fight Pikachu so they can catch Mimikyu, and everyone knows how this is going to end.

Great camera, by the way, bzzt!

But then Mimikyu uses its Shadow Ball to save Meowth’s butt and says it’s going to lend a hand. Everyone was all,”wha?” but Mimikyu explained and Meowth translated.

And trust me, this is the G-Rated version. Yeesh.

So Mimikyu was getting ready to fight Pikachu when...

This Bewear comes out of nowhere and picks up Team Rocket before making off with them. I did my Dexing thing. Apparently it looks friendly but is really strong and dangerous to humans.

So yeah, worldssmallestviolin.mp3 here.

But at least it got Meowth and Wobuffet to take Mimikyu and run off after them. Good riddance.

But Ash still wanted to catch a Pokemon. Did he?

You’ll maybe see next RotomDex Rotime! Until then, stay bzzy folks!