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fucker! we wanted to trek those

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I think the biggest "he would not fucking say that" I've ever experienced was when I read a terror modern au fic where the characters were doing land acknowledgements

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In the club

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in my fantasy, louis and armand were daniel's brooklyn landlords under aliases and daniel is completely unaware. all communications went through armand, and they would get into full-blown fights about the shitty air-conditioning unit and the tenant above that played their saxophone until 3am (who mysteriously moved out in a single night). they tried to raise his rent in 1999 and daniel sent armand an email that starts out with "how small is giuliani's dick?" and ended with "blood-sucking leech." armand responded with a colorful array of insults about daniel's writing talents and questioned whether book sales were so low that he couldn't afford a small increase. daniel jerked off about it for a week.

(armand kept all of their correspondences)

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Lab Grown Angel

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thinking about who fitz would’ve been if he was never sent to buckkeep as a child.

would he have been a mild boy in a quiet home in the mountain kingdom? would he have married a kind mountain girl and led a simple life, had the home and hearth he so desperately seeks? would fitz have even sought that if it had not been denied to him at every chance?

he is a person fleshed out by repression and reaction; everything that he is is shoved deep down inside and everything he strives for is directly in response to the things he’s never had or never allowed himself to have. what if there was a fitz who was allowed To Be?? would he even be recognizable?

sickening…………….

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just cast the fire spell. dip shit

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they were playing running up the hill yesterday at the bar and I realized that when kate bush says she is "running up that building" she is probably using the stairs. and not running up the side of the building. like naruto

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While it was a longshot, I do appreciate that Gimli did try chopping the Ring up with an axe first. It was worth a shot, and they'd have all felt like bloody idiots if they took the Ring all the way to Mordor only to find out it could have been chopped up by an axe all along.

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i think this behavior must be a defense mechanism to look bigger. which means dracula is walking around his house kinda scared like. who goes there

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The best scene in Nosferatu 1922, sound remastered because i felt that we had to have this

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oh lestat would've grown up to be a priest if he stayed at the monastery WRONG it's a MONASTERY where MONKS live!!! get tonsured idiot!!!

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I truly hate the word "unalive." There are so many other euphemisms that fictional Italian mobsters worked so hard to provide you with and you just ignore them.

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So are we gonna talk about the fact that daniel is shooting a documentary with lestat... a documentary, not an interview. You know, documentaries, which are infamously not required by any law or code of deontology to be truthful or well researched. Really flushing these 2 pullitzers down the drain along with his credibility and work ethic 🧡

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Robin Hobb really nailed not overpowering her magic system. For instance, Fitzchivarly Farseer, character who can sense others emotions and even influence their feelings about him, makes every social fuck up available to him and additional social fuck ups you did not even realize were available to him until he did them