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na na na na*~*~*~

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I do, I do, and I love it. You're lucky you have a hot boyfriend in which I don't mind his observing nor his participation. Hahah, you're right though, Art is a little harder to convince there.

You know I’m not about that resistance life. You’re lucky I want you all, and that my boyfriend likes to watch/participate when your girlfriend lets him, lol.

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I’ll leave it up to your imagination, just know my life revolves around penis and vagina jokes and putting penises in vaginas.

OH NO, NOW YOU’VE GOT TO SHARE WITH THE CLASS. 

Whaleeee, definitely same to you — kill ‘em. 

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When ur ready come and get it~**~*~

who, me? i’d just want in on that action.

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I can easily say the same about you. Oh I know, and please, don't stop yourself from getting grabby. You're lucky my girlfriend wants you just as much as I do.

I don’t know, girl, you in spandex dancing all sexy? You’re lucky my boyfriend doesn’t mind me not keeping my hands to myself.

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HAHAHAHAH, I HAVE A JOKE, BUT I'M GOING TO KEEP IT TO MYSELF.

All I'm saying is that you're gonna slay that role among other things.

PRAISE BC BAE. Nooooo problemo B) I gotchu gurl — and don’t you worry about the little lady, I got that covered B) 

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AYYYYYYYY CONGRATS TO YOU, CHICO. ROGER IS A BABE. Thank you, thank you. Better keep those lips warm 4 me and hope your girlfriend doesn't get too jealous.

AYEEEEEEE CONGRATS CHICA, MIMI IS BAE B) Hollah atcha for killin’ that audition. 

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CONGRATULATIONS TO YOU BABESSSS. Nah, you're gonna give me a run for my money w/ you looking hella hotter in dat spandex ;*.

CONGRATULATIONS BEHBEH. You’er going to be hella hot in sparkly spandex.

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I can't believe I actually got Mimi, and shout out to my hot girlfriends for getting bitching parts, and also shout out to everyone who got a part. Also holla at my Roger for being hot. Yup, okay, I'm done.

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Surprise Wedding: Wedding Guest + Art's D8

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But Coachella is in five days, and I'm slightly freaking out.

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You flatter me, Art, but I think I take the cake considering I woke up next to your face.

Especially when one of them is your lovely face.

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I couldn't agree more. Has to be one of the best things in the world.

Always nice waking up to gorgeous girls.

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Fucking Disney princess.

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Yeah.

I don’t know about all that, but thanks, Noah!

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Shame. Because we all wanted you around so badly.

I accidentally forgot I made one of these. Whoops. Guess I’m not good at social media after all.