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when my brother and i were kids we got in trouble for using the term "dadding" to mean making a promise you have no intent to follow thru on which is a testament to this country's disdain for creative types

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can I stay in bed until 2025

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can I stay in bed until 2025

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    ‘I am in fact a Hobbit in all but size.’

Happy Birthday J.R.R. Tolkien!

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im so mad that one of the best dialogue exchanges in disco elysium is something the vast majority of players will never find on their own because the requirements for it are ridiculous

harry getting hatecrimed by a mysterious pair of eyes should be mandatory to the disco experience

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Oh yeah, she deserved that Oscar bad

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Meteorologist at NWS Omaha are tired of your comments on Facebook. After posting this forecast early this morning:

Which shows the impending snowstorm for the region they followed up with this delightful bit of snark later.

When people ask me where I’m from I’m just gonna say the Zone of Disappointment from now on.

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Show some respect, people.

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all my organs are continuously exploding 24/7. every day when i get home i love nothing more than to pull all my eyelashes out as quickly as possible

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Lowkey i will be killed within the weeks

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