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When you haven't had sex in a year and a half.

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Genius Gardening Hacks

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The most valuable chart…

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Warning: this post may or may not contain nudity, depending on how you look at it.

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The reality of Instagram Modeling

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I pretend to be complex and clever but in reality, nothing has ever made me laugh harder than those bad Chinese subtitles from the bootleg Lord of the Rings DVDs. Tears streaming down my face, core aching, slowly suffocating because I’m laughing too hard.

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“Y'know, he does have a lot of weird, made-up sounding catchphrases…”

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once my private instructor actually said to me “don’t let poor students play oboe or bassoon. They’ll never be any good because they won’t be able to afford reeds, lessons, or good instruments, and you’ll be wasting your time even if they can pay you for lessons.”

so I’ve made a point to give my students handmade reeds for free and I loan them books that I buy and I will never call a poor student a waste of my time because they are not.

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This is a great one

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Having depression and anxiety is like being in an abusive relationship, with yourself.

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So many Jokers, so little time. joker: lego | tags

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“Q&A With Batman”, promo clip from The Lego Batman Movie. joker: GIFs | tags

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It should be socially acceptable to be able to turn off from the world and ignore everyone for a day or two without having to explain why or feel weird about it

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pornhub: the government is doing a bad job of sex education. we’ll do it properly. public: applause pornhub: the government is doing a bad job of snow plowing. we’ll do it properly. public: confused applause

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