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i cannot stress enough how much i need a show with an episode just before the final arc/conclusion/whatever that’s just the main characters, right outside the gates of wherever the final confrontation takes place. talking. 

not a recap episode, just the gang, being together, doing nothing but hanging out for the last time we’ll see them. being honest with each other and all unspokenly denying, then accepting that the quest is gonna be over.

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ah yes, the classic fourth of july message

i wanna get butt-stuffed by the burger king

[no-named-motherfucker]

Sodas are like Minecraft woods

Oak = Coke

Spruce = Root Beer

Birch = Sprite

Jungle = Dr. Pepper

Acacia = Fanta

Dark Oak = Pepsi

[no-named-motherfucker]

and the spoon industry

The cereal industry is almost entirely dependent on the milk industry.

[no-named-motherfucker]

tired of screaming into the void figuratively so i’ll just go yell at the ocean brb

[no-named-motherfucker]

legalize laffy taffy

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might fuck around and create an entire detailed, lore-filled world with exactly 9 installments, 8,836 pages, and expanded universe completely seperate from the main story only to never act on it later, idk.

[no-named-motherfucker]

i don’t think i’ll ever have one of those “why the fuck is this the post that gets notes” moments because i only post the stupid shit. no coherent thoughts on my page babey

[no-named-motherfucker]

i love the avatar fanbase because you can just say

“happy birthday my son”

and all of them start getting emotional instantly and i don’t blame you that shit is S A D.

[no-named-motherfucker]

we need to start referring to lengths of time in latin because viginti quattuor horis sounds way cooler than tWeNtY fOuR hOuRs

[no-named-motherfucker]

the one thing that consistently happens to social media sites is a large portion of the site starts not using it for the original purpose, then that part being WAY more liked than the normal part.

i mean stuff like alt tiktok, weird twitter, shitpost tumblr, and basically every other platform out there.

[no-named-motherfucker]

nobody even sees my posts. there’s just an echo back to me whenever i post shit.

[no-named-motherfucker]

someone reply or chat i wanna do a stereotypical tumblr threat.

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call me a socialist bc i don’t use capitals

[no-named-motherfucker]

is the DMV like an optometrist or something in the transformers universe?

[no-named-motherfucker]

nvm he did

All I’m saying is there’s 7.6 billions of us and only one God. We could take him out if we want to.

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storm area god he can’t judge us all

All I’m saying is there’s 7.6 billions of us and only one God. We could take him out if we want to.